January 9, 2008, - 3:24 pm

Who Says There Isn’t Equality in Islam?: Muslim Hag Flushes Hubby Down Toilet

By Debbie Schlussel
Hey, guys, I know it sounds attractive to be a Muslim male. You get to take out your rage in many ways without consequences. You get to have multiple wives and temporary marriages for the purpose of sex (called a muta’a, mostly in Shi’ite Islam). Women have no rights and you can boss them around, beat them with impunity. That’s not to mention honor killings whenever you’re havin’ a bad day. Well, I know that’s not what attracts civilized American guys. It’s only what Gloria Steinem and Hillary Rodham Cankles think American guys want.
But, even given those properties (and property–as in women and infidels) of Islam, apparently it’s not all it’s cracked up to be for Muslim husbands. At least, not in the case of the Muslim woman in Germany, who murdered her husband by flushing him down the toilet, as reported by Expatica and Western Resistance–Religion of Death by Flushing.


I don’t think the Global Warming pimpers would like this horrible waste of water, but maybe it was a low-flow toilet:

Housewife Accused of Flushing Husband Down Toilet: Police Believe the Woman Chopped Up the Man and Flushed Repeatedly
Dusseldorf (dpa) – German police are hunting a housewife on murder charges after she allegedly told her children she had flushed their father down the toilet.
The man, a taxi-driver, vanished three weeks ago. Police in the western city of Dusseldorf believe the wife, 52, chopped him up and disposed of 100 kilograms of body parts in garbage bins and down the toilet.
The Muslim couple hated one another. [DS: So, what else is new?!]
After her adult children asked where he was, she replied: “You’ll never find him. I’ve put him down the loo.”
Neighbours said the toilet had been flushed constantly on the night he disappeared.
The woman left Germany and was last seen in her native Macedonia, according to the police.
German police will issue an international warrant for her arrest but are aware that Macedonia does not extradite its own citizens.
Police scientists said the couple’s apartment had been energetically cleaned and repainted, but using disclosing solutions they found bloodstains in the living room, hall and bathroom. Experts are to search the sewer next.
Police voiced amazement that the husband, 58, had never reported her previous attempts to poison him or the time she seriously injured him with a hammer.

Religion of Peace . . . in the Sewer.
Well, if Hillary Rodham Cankles Clinton doesn’t win the Presidency, perhaps this is her plan B for Slick Willie.

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13 Responses

What is it now with cab drivers? A decade ago, it was postal workers. What do we say now when a cab driver (or in this case, his wife) goes “postal”? Did she go “yellow”?

spiffo on January 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Infraomtoin is power and now I’m a !@#$ing dictator.

    Yamary on July 23, 2011 at 5:21 pm

In the words of Larry the Cable Guy,
“That’s funny, I don’t care who ya are!”
On a personal level, I’m sorry, I laughed so hard at this story I nearly farted.

Rocky on January 9, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Are you the “slutty cop” from Reno 911?

Joey on January 9, 2008 at 5:32 pm

How did she get the head to flush? Imagine having to go through the sewers – through all of the waste to find body parts. Ewww

nyone on January 9, 2008 at 5:45 pm

“You’ll never find him. I’ve put him down the loo.”
Neighbours said the toilet had been flushed constantly on the night he disappeared.
This is a great story! LOL

BB on January 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm

Likely did the world a favor.

Pat on January 9, 2008 at 9:43 pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha
(deep breath)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

tita2juju on January 10, 2008 at 12:24 am

Is this what they mean by pan-islamism? Anyway, the prosecutor says he has a slam dump case against the wife.

Tempus Fugit on January 10, 2008 at 2:18 am

As Achmed the Dead Terrorist said:
“Holy crap!”

Shy Guy on January 10, 2008 at 3:30 am

spiffo, he drove her crazy.

John Cunningham on January 10, 2008 at 9:09 am

Sounds like something right out of Hannibal. I wonder if she even got that idea from that movie.
I’d give the woman a medal. I’m glad to see that female vengeance transpire, exspecially in the muslim helm. Its so much wife beating and opression a woman can take.These head decapitators ought to feel their own sword against their necks once in a while.

American Sabrah on January 10, 2008 at 11:55 am

Which means she’ll be stoned to death, or worse.

OldSchoolW on January 11, 2008 at 11:38 am

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