January 10, 2008, - 1:09 am

Coinky-dink?: National Human Vacuum Cleaner Reappears at “Auspicious” Time

By Debbie Schlussel
Not sure if Barack Hussein Obama is paying her to suddenly be back in the news, but I’m one of those who believes that B. Hussein is as scary–and as sneaky–as Hillary Rodham Cankles. He just has a more GQ veneer to hide the wickedness, which makes him perhaps even more scary than the visible Wicked Witch of the West.
Anyway, TMZ reports that Monica Lewinsky is suddenly appearing all over the place. Hmmm . . . I wonder why. Timing is everything, and this is a timely reminder to America’s primary voters about what happened the last time a certain gruesome twosome occupied the White House. As the French would say, Quelle Coincidence – Whatta Coincidence.
So, here’s the latest photo. One prob: It would make more of a statement if the dress were blue. But, hey, Louis Vuitton gets an interesting product placement (check out the luggage) . . .


Devil With a Blue Dress, Blue Dress, Blue Dress

TMZ asks:

If Hillary becomes president, will Monica get her old job back?

Well, I heard the White House already has new vacuum cleaners. On the other hand, it reminds me that the campaign theme song for Bill Clinton appearances on the Cankles campaign trail should definitely be this ditty from the late Sylvester James . . .

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6 Responses

Weeeelllll, he does have that catchy islamic name to consider. Not to mention the rev that he admires so much and the connection to calypso louie. Yeah, it’s got to be a coincidence.

samurai on January 10, 2008 at 9:56 am

Too funny! I agree that Barak and his little wife Michelle are far left of Hillary and far more dangerous. Maybe Monica is finished with her Oxford education and it was just time to come home. Rrrriiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt!
You and David Yeagley are the only ones really digging up the truth about Mr. Obama. No one on TV wants to go there. It’s like all the Global Warming hooey – even though you know it’s a bunch a bunk, you go along. Racism is called out if you tell the truth about BHO when in actuality he is probably the real Manchurian candidate.

Sioux on January 10, 2008 at 10:02 am

LOL anyone taking bets on how long before we see Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey or Juanita Broaddrick popping up at events as we get closer to Super Tuesday?

SeanM on January 10, 2008 at 10:57 am

In Illinois we were sold teh EXACT bill of goods he is atempting to use now…he’s an agent of change (yeah, we now have one party rule in Illinois and the Dem legislature ignores teh dem governor’s calls to special legislative session)…he’s Harvard educated… Don’t buy it!

dm60462 on January 10, 2008 at 11:04 am

Umm… this TMZ article about Lewinsky was posted seven weeks ago.

aunursa on January 10, 2008 at 1:18 pm

Obama is preferable to HRC for this reason: In office I predict he’ll be Jimmy Carter Deux — leftist, but also comically ineffective. OTOH, think about the Clinton Machine back in the White House with the pent-up rage of 8 years out of power as fuel.

DocLiberty on January 10, 2008 at 8:49 pm

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