January 28, 2008, - 1:18 pm

Driving Champion with Boobs & Niece Endorse St. B. Hussein

By Debbie Schlussel
So, the entire coterie of the fake “Camelot” family endorsed Barack Hussein Obama for President. And this is a laudable achievement because . . . .
Well, I can think of a few reasons why the endorsement of “Jabba the Hutt” might not be as good for the Barackian Empire as it is for Ted Kennedy:
* Breasts for Men Club gets to meet at the White House occasionally.
* No bridges to drive over drunk, while you let your pregnant (with your kid) girlie-girl drown to death.
* White House tea room a heck of a lot more private for that occasional en flagrante delicto you used to have in front of waitresses mid-day at La Brasserie. I’m sure Barack will give you an occasional noon invite for, um, “lunch” (with a companion) in the Lincoln Bedroom.


Big Whoop: ManBoobs Drunkardy Endorses B. Hussein Obama

* No worries about the Prez having to eat at a non-Whites section of the White House dining room when lunching with him about policy. Too late for blocking the Federal Civil Rights Bill (as the Kennedys did in the Senate). It’s already enacted.
* Better not try to sell the Kennedy homes to Barack. Remember those covenants against Blacks and Jews? Still in effect. No worries, while he’s at the White House for a few years.
* Club Ted visits the White House. But Uncle Ted not allowed access to Obama’s nephews to rouse them from the Obama compound for a night of fun and rape in Palm Beach.
Oh, and Caroline Kennedy. A few things about her:
* Um, she was just a child when her father was assassinated. How the heck does she know that her father would’ve wanted B. Hussein?
* Can someone please tell me what Caroline Kennedy has done that makes her endorsement any more important than say that of Amy Carter, Steve Soap-Opera-actor Ford, or the drunken Bush daughters? Oh, wait, she’s rich. Wait, they’re rich also. No difference. Except the others actually have real jobs. The Kennedy chick has never worked a day in her life.
* She was a pedophilia fantasy for Neil Diamond and the inspiration for his song, “Sweet Caroline.” Yup, that clinches it–she should pick the next Prez.
Exit comment: Don’t forget that the Kennedys made their fortune off of bootlegging, etc. Joseph Kennedy was a supporter of Hitler, and when given thousands of British passports to rescue Jews from the Nazis, he threw them away, rather than do so.
Franky, the endorsement of this nauseating family is no better than a mark of the devil.
Full disclosure: My uncle’s uncle is Maurice Tempelsman, a Jackie O confidant, who made Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and her late brother most of their fortune by investing their money (the rest of the Kennedy Family fortune is dwindling and divided among many). Mr. Tempelsman was a contributor to both of my close runs for the Michigan House.

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The Mansierre may make a comeback. Someone call Michael (Cosmo Kramer) Richards and see what he has to say about it ….oops .. on the other hand better not call Mr Richards.

TheOmegaMan on January 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Caroline Schlossberg doesn’t have the alcoholic/drug addict image of Patrick, Joe#3 or even RFK Jr. Hence, her endorsement may mean a little something to those who were in their 20’s during her father’s administration and who are now collecting Social Security. That age cohort comprises Her Royal Clintoness’ most loyal supporters and any reduction there will hurt HRC.
So the Jackass Party campaign really is a two jackass thing: The woman who kissed Suha Arafat and who has a Wahhabbi-educated chief of staff vs. the Muslim apostate with anti-Israel advisors and pastor. Giuliani, Romney, and McCain all appear better than those two.

chsw on January 28, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Ok, so far in this article we have:
 A Transvestite (see photo of Teddy)
 Probable Islamic terror supporters
 A few drunks
 A pedophileĆ­s fantasy
 A murderer (possibly more)
 Three factions of a corrupt, socialist political party
 Bootlegger money
 Cankles (possible lesbian) and “Billie Blow#$%”
 Two corrupt, socialist-backing, power-hungry, dynastic families (Nazi’s were National Socialists, so it works)
 Racists
 Elitists
 Adulterers
 Drug users
 And Debbie, who ran for State Legislature
This is lacking polygamists. Not serial monogamists, but actual polygamists. Throw those in and change around the timeline a little and Deb has the makings for a best-selling novel.

bhparkman on January 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm

Great job with the listing,dh. The only thing you left out was:
Mob connections( Sam Giancana,head of the Chicago mob,and who knows how many others ) that helped JFK win Illinois,one of THE biggest states,getting just enough votes to edge Nixon to win.

OldSchoolW on January 29, 2008 at 11:08 am

I’m sorry – bh.

OldSchoolW on January 29, 2008 at 11:12 am

Full disclosure: Maurice Tempelsman was Jackie O’s live-in companion, not just a “confidant.” At the same time, he was married to another woman: some claim that his wife refused to grant him a divorce.

northernvirginiastan on January 29, 2008 at 1:31 pm

OTOH, Diver Down Ted has survived a long time in the Donkey Machine. He knows that anyone who isn’t 100% on board with the Clinton Klan, forget openly opposes them, will be a target if they regain the WHite House. So the fact that he’s willing to go out on a limb this early means that Cankles isn’t as inevitable as we all thought.

DocLiberty on January 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm

OHHHH! How could I forget the Mafia connections! There aren’t bootleggers and Democrats without the mob; they’re the onions in the cassarole.
Thanks for the help OldSchoolW.

bhparkman on January 29, 2008 at 8:31 pm

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