May 8, 2008, - 12:13 pm

Alieness v. Predatorette: Not As Good As Trump v. Rosie, But It’ll Do

By Debbie Schlussel
I enjoyed watching the cat-fight between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell (yes, in my book, a cat-fight can also be between two men, like Trump and O’Donnell) and was sorry when it ended.
But this new cat-fight comes close enough. Two other “View”-hags (vapid, past their expiration date, participants on ABC’s anti-male yenta-fest, “The View”) are now fighting.
You’ll recall that, earlier this walk, I wrote a column on Barbara Walters’ latest outrageous behavior in outing 88-year-old former U.S. Senator Edward Brooke and telling the world in her new book, “Audition,” that she had an affair with him while he was married.
Feuds I Wish Would Never End:
Baba Wawa v. Star Jones . . .

Dr. Death, Baba Wawa & Star Jones Swimsuit Edition


Star Jones Reading Her Own Book (For the 1st Time)

HAMAS v. Fatah . . .

Donald v. Rosie . . .


Walters discussed it on a taping of another hag-fest, “The Oprah Winfrey Show.” She also dissed equally-annoying former View-hag Star Jones, saying that Jones got so fat, she had trouble waddling onto the set, and discussing Jones’ insistence that no-one tell the truth about Jones’ gastric bypass.
Now, Jones responds:

It is a sad day when an icon like Barbara Walters, in the sunset of her life, is reduced to publicly branding herself as an adulterer, humiliating an innocent family with accounts of her illicit affair and speaking negatively against me all for the sake of selling a book. It speaks to her true character.

Longtime readers of this site know that I’m no fan of the haughty, race-baiting, idiotic Jones, who once praised Limerick Nelson, the man who killed an innocent Jewish man in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, in a hate-crime, during an Al Sharpton-inspired riot. She also urged us to “understand” the Passover Massacre homicide bombing Islamic terrorists, the day after they attacked and murdered families celebrating Passover in 2002. By the way, Walters–who says she finds HAMAS homicide bombers “amusing”–and the rest of “The View” hags agreed with her.
Still, I can’t stand Walters, either. And I’m not alone in my disdain for these two human barf-bags and the other uber-annoying women whose tushies and empty heads fill the still-empty seats on that stupid show.
A pox on all their houses.
Alieness v. Predatorette. Can’t wait for the sequel.

3 Responses

What a tag team. Joy Behar can sideline the match with her perpetual look of disgust, while “Star” beats Wawa to a pulp using only her elephantine eyelids.

spiffo on May 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm

You sure pic the pics Debbie. That bathing suit is so overflowing–gross. What was she doing there anyway–I want to speculate but won’t.
What a pair. I agree with your take.
No holds barred–let’s have the next round–ding!

BB on May 8, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Oh, c’mon, Debbie. Don’t hold back. Tell us what you REALLY think. 😉
I enjoyed this post.

Ben-Yehudah on May 11, 2008 at 2:51 pm

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