June 10, 2011, - 12:34 pm

SCHMUCK That Needs to Be Cut: Russell Crowe Attacks Jewish Circumcision – Hollywood “Tolerance”

By Debbie Schlussel

Mazel Tov! Mel Gibson now has a twin.

Hey, Anti-Semites AND NOCIRC Both Just Found a New Spokesmodel Schlub

I used to like Russell Crowe as an actor, despite his behavior as a “person,” including tirades at New York hotels, violently using telephones to attack poor working-class stiff hotel employees and engaging in other such acts of class and dignity.  But no more.  This barbarian, who physically beat a hotel clerk with a telephone receiver as a weapon just ‘cuz he felt like it, now has the chutzpah to attack Jews as barbaric for circumcising their male babies. His attack on Jewish circumcision is not about health or humanity.  It’s about Russell Crowe’s formerly latent anti-Semitism now rearing its uncircumcised, impotent head via his tweets on Twitter.

Circumcision is a covenant with G-d that the Jewish people have had for thousands of years, and it’s helped us survive and continue to exist as a people.  There is a special ceremony and blessings are made.  Clearly, it works.  It’s no coincidence that those without circumcisions are at far greater risk for AIDS and several cancers, including penile cancer.  It’s an interesting irony that Crowe’s male children will now be at higher risk for these maladies, while he concentrates on attacking the “evil” JOOOOOOOS. BTW, says a lot about the IQ of Crowe’s fans that they ask him, a total stranger, whether or not to circumcise their own children. Um, yeah, that’s who you ask about your child’s health, Dr. Russell M. Crowe, endowed with a medical degree from the University of Smack the Phone at Your Head “F-ck Science” Medical School. Only a moron would ask this proud high school grad for advice. In my book, that’s an automatic disqualifier from parenthood.

The Oscar-winning actor labelled the practice “barbaric and stupid” during a row with his Twitter followers, telling them to “f— off” if they disagreed with him.

The 47-year-old engaged in an angry exchange with one follower, whom he branded a “moron”, before imploring Jewish people to “stop cutting your babies”.

Hmmm . . . I would like to implore people named Russell Crowe to “stop attacking your hotel clerks with telephones,” which makes a lot more sense.

The debate followed a question by one of his fans called @picknic11 who asked him: “My son is due soon. Do you think I should get him circumstanced? [sic]”

Crowe, who hit the headlines in 2005 when he was charged with second-degree assault in New York after throwing a telephone at a hotel employee, tweeted: “Circumcision is barbaric and stupid. Who are you to correct nature? Is it real that GOD requires a donation of foreskin? Babies are perfect.”

He added: “Many Jewish friends, I love my Jewish friends, I love the apples and the honey and the funny little hats but stop cutting yr babies.

Ah, he’s not anti-Semitic. We know that because he loves “the funny little hats.” Thanks, Mel . . . er, Russell. He just loves the funny little hat on his penis–and the cancer and AIDS it could bring–soooo much more.

“I will always stand for the perfection of babies, I will always believe in God, not man’s interpretation of what God requires.

“Last of it, if u feel it is yr right 2 cut things off yr babies please unfollow and f— off, I’ll take attentive parenting over barbarism.”

The outburst provoked dozens of responses from his followers. One said: “There’s actually a scientific reason for [circumcision], u should google it.”

Crowe replied: “My friend, “human” science has caused too much damage, don’t be a moron.”

Another follower told him: “I disagree on Circumcision , It’s more hygienic and nobody remembers it”, to which Crowe replied “Hygienic? Why don’t you sew up your a– then?” The follower then seemingly offered to fight Crowe if he was ever in Newfoundland.

Crowe also apparently likened circumcision to human sacrifice, when another follower asked: “You are comparing sexual mutilation w/ a jewish ceremonial act?!”

He replied: “Can you actually read the words you just typed ” a ceremonial act” , F— that. The Mayans had ceremonial acts too.”

Yup, Judaism is the same as being an ancient Mayan. You keep telling yourself that, Russell, while the Jewish morons in Hollywood continue to make an absolute dummy like you more millions than you could ever dream of. If every single Jewish, circumcised Hollywood exec and producer truly had some balls, this chump would never work in Hollywood again. Sadly, they don’t.

File under: “Mel Gibson Just Found a Quorum for the Aussie-Heritage Movie Star Division of the Klan.”

Reader Duane, who is not Jewish, is spot on:

His comments pretty much sums up liberals view of tolerance on opposing ideology : telling them to “f— off” & don’t like it then, “Bye,” if they disagreed with him. Typical liberal who is pro-abortion yet is suddenly concerned with people cutting babies? “Abortion should always be a woman’s choice, there is no benefit to ‘forced’ motherhood…you got it? Don’t like it? Then, bye & who are you to correct nature? Is it real that GOD requires a donation of foreskin? Babies are perfect.” So his big brain has decided that God is not alright with foreskin removal, but fine with terminating the babies life-kill it, but make sure not to damage it’s foreskin? The stupidity of these people is so blatant and yet idiot sycophants continue to hang on their every stupid word.

AMEN, Duane. Next time, I need a rabbi, it won’t be Russell Crowe. Somebody needs to tell that uncircumcised schmuck to butt the f–k out of our private lives, like a good liberal constantly claims to do, all while imposing big brother government upon us.

Oh, and one last fashion/health tip for Russell Crowe: Men look bad in turtlenecks. Swastikas and brown shirts aren’t flattering, either.

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76 Responses

As a fellow Jew, I find so many of these comments disturbing. My 95 year old mother still recalls my brother’s circumcisions as “blood curdling screams of torture”. Had she had the knowledge and choice parents have today, she would never have allowed the surgical rape of her sons. Circumcision is a barbaric blood ritual that predates Judaism and belongs no where near modern religion. The status of someone’s penis has nothing to do with their religion, especially when it is forced on him when he is unable to consent.
Circumcision amputates the equivalent of 15 square inches of erogenous tissue. You cannot alter a body part and expect it to function normally. And it doesn’t.

karen goldis on February 22, 2012 at 8:09 am

“Ask yourself if the liberal types would still oppose circumcision if they knew Islam practices it.”

We know and we do, and we fully support the (tiny) movement within Islam to end it there. (And contact details for celebrants of Brit Shalom [Brit B’li Milah] are at http://tinyurl.com/britshalom )

We oppose all non-consented non-therapeutic genital cutting, which means especially the kind closest to us, the “medical” kind still done to a majority of babies in the USA, but nowhere else in the developed world. We oppose it because it’s a violation of his human rights. His body, his choice.

Why is in the infant male foreskin the ONLY normal, integral, functional, non-renewable bodypart that can legally be cut off someone at someone else’s whim? It’s a strange loophole in human rights.

Hugh Intactive on February 23, 2012 at 3:07 pm

The author of this piece is a sexist bigot.

Children have rights. One of those rights is to intact genitalia. It’s a human right, not a female right, you ignorant bigot. Men have a right to decide whether or not part of their dick is chopped off.

How the hell can you possibly support the idea that a parent should have the right to literally carve their religion into their child’s genitals?

Or if it’s ok to cut a boy’s genitals, what’s so bad about doing it to a girl?

Again, you’re just sexist.

Criticism of circumcision has nothing to do with anti-semitism. Anyone who takes a knife to a child’s genitals needs to be in prison, or executed, be they Jew, or Muslim, atheist, or person of any other faith.

This is about basic human rights, and the rights of the individual supersede the rights of parents to alter their children’s bodies.

Grow a fucking brain.

Brad on February 23, 2012 at 7:19 pm

He’s ok with everything else Crowe does, but as soon as he addresses one of the MANY truly ugly natures of judaism, he has had enough. Looks likes someone is cherry picking their value systems……..
Furthermore, his comments about jews are not antisemitic. Semites are Arabs, not jews. That also? means jews are not a race.

Wanderin Soul on March 3, 2012 at 10:42 am

Debbie Schlussel, you like turning babies into Amputees!!

SEA on October 17, 2012 at 2:48 am

Ban all circumcision on all genders until the age of informed consent 18-21. As an uncircuncised male the upper foreskin is extremely sensitive and pleasurable and serves other functions also. Really Circumcision is like cutting a chunk from the head of the penis ouch!!! As for cancer and aids stats i’d take those stats with a big fat chunky grain of salt. The real purpose of circumcision as per the earliest practice known 6th dynasty Egypt dosen’t apply nor do any religious reasons. I definitely wouldn’t want a rabbi chomping on my penis after having the foreskin sliced of after all Bad Breath is the waste products from over 800 different species of bacteria that inhabit our mouths. Time to wake up people.

Clearsky on January 3, 2013 at 8:48 pm

Attach on the Jews? Really? He doesn’t believe in cutting skin off dicks, so what? Why is this an ATTCK on Jews? I’m circumcised and I am NOT a Jew. So if anyone criticizes a Jew or points out facts in History like the Jewish Communist leaders Marx, Engel, Lenin, Trotsky, Yagoda and thousands more Jewish names, who killed over 30 million Goys, as your Talmud might say, are innocent and should not be called out? History calls them Russians but anyone with a brain knows they were Jews. Is that anti semitic? It is anti semitic to kill and displace innocent Palestinian women and children right? Or have you forgotten what a Semite is? Why do you always play the victim when clearly Jews have committed many crimes on mankind like every other race has. You are no better or worse than anyone yet Jews don’t like to admit when their wrong and always use the Holocaust and anti semite as their ridiculous weapon. And don’t even get me started on the Banks and media, look, I am no longer blind to history or the present so do the world and yourselves a favor and admit what you’ve done in the past and present and stop pointing fingers at everyone else, it’s quite shameful and embarrassing. Telling the truth is important and if the Jews ever want Israel, they need to obey God and be decent and honest, like most Jews I know.

Franz on October 15, 2013 at 2:29 pm

When will Israhell, remove its weapons of mass destruction, and join the non proliferation policy, before the psychopaths start ww3 and no one will have a penis! !

Larry on November 3, 2013 at 8:43 pm

vote the zions out death to israel

george c rissell on January 20, 2016 at 7:28 pm

Another pro-mutilation nutter pervert, who bases outdated, superstitious practices on archaic, fictitious scripts.

Enrico on June 17, 2016 at 2:15 am

What about woman body woman’s choice, you hypocrite.

JohnD on October 27, 2016 at 7:44 am

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