June 13, 2008, - 2:25 pm

Photo of the Day Answers Pressing Question of Our Day

By Debbie Schlussel
It’s the pressing issue of our time: Who is taller, actor Verne Troyer or the Stanley Cup?
Click to find out. You know you will.

Come on, admit it. You thought it was Mini-Me.


Detroit Red Wings Chris Osgood and Nicklas Lidstrom w/ Stanley and Troyer

The cup keeps getting taller, as new rims are added on which to engrave new winning teams’ player’s names from the NHL’s annual championship. Troyer, however, stays the same.
Note to dwarf civil rights groups and the Nazi-funded Media Matters: Upset over this? Take your Million Little People March to the politically incorrect National Hockey League for promoting the comparison. I’m kinda surprised they did, since little people have no control over their height.

3 Responses

No. But they can do amazing things with Photoshop these days so every one can appear beautiful and equal. A picture isn’t necessarily real. You be the judge.

NormanF on June 13, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Great photo. I like Verne Troyer.
Okay, now look at this photo and tell me who looks worse, the WNBA or these female Saudi basketball “players”.

anonymous twit on June 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm

“No. But they can do amazing things with Photoshop these days…”
You don’t need to tell Debbie that, she’s very experienced with Photoshop. Just look at her portrait on her home page.

No Pasaran! on June 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm

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