June 25, 2008, - 11:25 am

And The All-Important “The Hills” Endorsement Goes Too . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
. . . Barack Obama. “Reality TV Airheads For Obama ’08.” Has a nice ring to it. In case you don’t know, M-TV’s “The Hills” is the hippest TV show for anyone under 30 (and too many over 30) that follows beautiful, rich airheads in the L.A. area in scripted situations. (It’s gotta be scripted if it’s “reality.”) Even the normally vapid Elle magazine isn’t impressed:


No word on who will get the all-important I-Was-A-Hot-Masculine-Olympic-Gold-Medalist-Decathlete-Who-Got-So-Much-Plastic-Surgery-That-I-Now- Look-Like-A-Post-Op-Transsexual Presidential Endorsement.

Bruce Jenner, Before & After

But I’d guess that it will go “Like airhead father, like airhead son.” Brody Jenner of “The Hills” is Bruce Jenner’s son. Bruce Jenner is on his own obnoxious reality show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” He’s pro-ho Kim Kardashian’s stepdad.

13 Responses

Thanks for the laugh of the day, Debbie.
“..and I think people will take us more seriously with Irag and everything.”
Way too funny. Duh, uh……, duh, yep. Someone on MTV talking about us being taken seriously. You can’t make up funnier stuff.

Jeff_W on June 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm

If only we could get a similar bit of wisdom out of another intelligent US American, Miss South Carolina, what are your thoughts? Such as. Therefore. I think if Obama wins it will be good for osama south africa and Iraq, since they don’t have maps. It would like help with their education and stuff. Such as, therefore. People will take us seriously and stuff.

Ford Jones on June 25, 2008 at 12:48 pm

The Hills’ Heidi Montag from literally 3 months ago:
I’m voting for John McCain,” she tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
“I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,” she explains.

TheHonorableMemberFromGSPM on June 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Well ask and you shall receive.

Ford Jones on June 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm

JEEEEZUZ! Your not kidding! He does look like a post op Tranny LOL!
As for these reality shows… I watched about 10 minutes of Keeping up with the Krapass-ions and I was befuddled. Then I realized why were have some many people who want Obama… Crap in, Crap out. Brainwashed idiots who have no sense of reality. As for Kim Krapass-ion, doesn’t she have a porn out on the internet like Pubic Hilton? I guess that’s all it takes in Hollywood to have your own show. Plastic jugs and a porn tape… I think I see the 4th horseman now…

RC Flyer on June 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Bruce Jenner looks ridiculous. Why in God’s name did he do that to himself?
His wife is a nice looking old broad (NICE legs)…..but dumb as dirt.
Kim Kardashian is definitely a looker……but she’s a skank.
Brody Jenner talks like he stepped out of ‘Idiocracy’: “You talk like a f*g…..and your sh*ts all retarded…and why come you got no tattoo?”
If I could go back in time and show examples of this generation to all of those great WWII soldiers heading to Normandy, Ike would cancel the invasion.

guitarguy on June 25, 2008 at 1:47 pm

I watched a program on pitiful egotist Bruce Jenner one time. It was a biography type move that had him dumping his wife for who supported him through the hard training years for another woman.
After winning the gold medal in Montreal, he for some reason thought his nose was too big. Hey, if his was too big then so is mine now–but so what? Seeing him these days on infomercials–I thought to myself how pathetic it is what he did to himself on purpose. I couldn’t find the words–but you nailed it–a post op tranny. It is sad/pathetic. It reminds me of those ladies who always have one more plastic surgery—they can’t stop the damage.

BB on June 25, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Like totally dude, Obamas my doooog.

samurai on June 25, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Bruce Jenner’s face looks ripe to send a punch right into it. For anyone who plays Super Smash Bros. Brawl…..should I give him a falcon punch?

Squirrel3D on June 25, 2008 at 4:04 pm

The beauty is that I have no idea what show you are talking about. TV is for boobs.

jmpw on June 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Come on, you can’t fool me. You took that picture at the Wax Museum right?

Yidwithlid on June 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Come on, you can’t fool me. You took that picture at the Wax Museum right?

Yidwithlid on June 25, 2008 at 7:02 pm

his plastic surgeon should be brought up on charges. looks like they lit his face on fire and put it out with a chain

PNAMARBLE on June 27, 2008 at 7:39 am

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