June 30, 2008, - 4:04 pm

TMI: Unwanted Male Beauty Tips From the Obama Camp

By Debbie Schlussel
File this in the Too Much Info from Obamaniacs category:
Thank goodness John McCain doesn’t have anyone endorsing him or making “Yes, We Can” videos who gives out disgusting, graphic manscaping beauty tips.
Remember, both these guys–Diddy and Jay-Z–are solidly in the Obama camp and have appeared at Obama events, rallies, and in videos for him. I guess we can expect this advice at the table at Obama State Dinners at the White House. Or from the Lincoln Bedroom.
Yes we can, but no, we don’t want to know (from US Mag). As Ron Burgundy would say, “You Stay Classy, Obama Manscaping Team”:



Yes. We. Can. Be. Guh-Ross.

13 Responses

Another example as well of the dumbing down of society. One of the things that supposedly (less & less though) makes us higher than the animals is an ability to think rationally, have standards of morality, strive to be better people, and to make sure that emotion, although important, does not play a dominating role. The Democrats for years have been giving sexual connotations to almost everything, debasing themselves and anyone who they can influence, & lessening the distinctions between humans and animals. The whole PC movement on the campuses is a similar example. The number of ‘scholarly’ books whose titles are based on sexual puns, when the sexual aspect either isn’t, or shouldn’t be a subject, is staggering.

c f on June 30, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Right on, brother! You would agree, then, that someone who authored a column called “Debbie Does Politics” based on the porn film “Debbie Does Dallas” is, to quote you directly, “debasing themselves and anyone who they can influence, & lessening the distinctions between humans and animals.”

Audacious on June 30, 2008 at 5:02 pm

No I wouldn’t agree; two reasons; first the phrase Debbie Does Politics is subordinate. Your mention of it is the first time I’ve seen it on the web. Most people who watch these programs are too young to remember Debbie Does Dallas, but most importantly, there is no sexual content in the actual subject matter. It is all political. I didn’t even know what Debbie Does Dallas was until I googled the expression after reading your post. Most listeners probably wouldn’t know either. In the PC pseudo-scholarly trash, on the other hand, sexual allusions permeate almost every page of this trash, both explicitly and implicitly.

c f on June 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm

“I didn’t even know what Debbie Does Dallas was until I googled the expression after reading your post.”
Oh come on CF, we all know you’ve got a copy of the ‘Debbie Does Dallas’ DvD in that draw in the cupboard under the TV. In the draw on the left, next to that box of condoms that are two years past their sell-by date.

No Pasaran! on June 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm

Ahh, the phrase Debbie Does Politics is “subordinate.”

Audacious on June 30, 2008 at 6:31 pm

At least its something real guys do. Unlike making themselves look like one of the girls. That’s really gross!

NormanF on June 30, 2008 at 7:26 pm

NP, I don’t need cheap vicarious porn thrills. I have the real thing & I don’t have to waste time in the gutter. Unlike you, I’m not obsessed on this stuff. You’re both like a couple of little kids getting excited about reading your first dirty book.

c f on June 30, 2008 at 7:37 pm

Audacious and No Pasaran!,
You two Leftists really need to stop providing us with your weaknesses. I know you guys can’t help it, it’s part of the mental disorder. I hope you both got sought some professional help by now.
Who cares about the phrase Debbie does Politics. If it’s used and thought of in context of the film “Debbie Does Dallas”, then that means the individual is already of that mindset. Other than within a perverted mind, the phrase is accurate as Debbie dissects politics into motives and context – not into sodomic innuendos as both of you had done here.
Second of all, Audacious, to bring up a previous posting is not relevant here, as c f did not mention it. This just proves you have no other means or motive to make an allegation of bias. Which in and of itself is biased.
And No Pasaran!, unless you have direct proof c f has a copy of “Debbie Does Dallas”, making an unfounded accusation of this nature is not only antisocial, bigoted, and such – it’s outright slander.
You Leftist have learned nothing! You can make all the accusations and threats you want, but we can throw them out also. Besides, right now since I’ve proven your faults that you both tried to pass onto us, this is usually when you folks turn violent, right? And that is no false accusation – we’re facing a civil war out here between the Leftist non-LDS is coming against the LDS purely out of hate and bigotry. Just read the Deseret News online today for postings by your brothers in arms. Very nasty and threatening stuff!

bhparkman on June 30, 2008 at 10:12 pm

As for the men’s beauty tips, they’re useless. Real men are working to much to apply them (like my 16 hour days), and they’re not something that will earn you respect as a man. Scars and hair – that’s how we do it!

bhparkman on June 30, 2008 at 10:14 pm

bhparkman: “Who cares about the phrase Debbie does Politics”
Cf does. Read his post. “Democrats for years have been giving sexual connotations to almost everything, debasing themselves and anyone who they can influence, & lessening the distinctions between humans and animals”
But it’s your own hero, Ms. Schlussel, who has authored a column and some video clips entitled “Debbie Does Politics.” No porno movie, no title! This is important stuff, bhparkman. Can’t you see how Ms. Schlussel is lessening the distinction between humans and animals?

Audacious on June 30, 2008 at 11:22 pm

Like most Democrats/Socialists/Commies, Audacious is trying to change the subject. The post was about some disgusting Hussein supporters who spew out really disgusting content. There is no comparison to Debbie does Politics. I listened to DDP about a week ago, from the link in this column on the Mike Reagan show. It was about 25 minutes of high-level discussion centering around topics that had recently been covered on this blog. No discussion of the topics Audacious seems entranced with. This column constantly attacks the debasement of culture & this numbskull compares it with DDP, which is not debasing at all, except maybe to a Hussein supporter. Content trumps form, at least as far as adults are concerned.

c f on July 1, 2008 at 12:02 am

One thing intelligent political conversation always seems to attract in public these days is idiots from the left that try to switch the focus of an argument toward someone else. Someone or something other than the disgusting libtard the topic of conversation was about. What a culture this B.O. SPRUNG FROM! The Kanye Wests and Jay z (swell name for a retarded guy) must be proud. Keep shaving your balls, you sooo hip.

samurai on July 1, 2008 at 12:32 am

Audacious, this is nuts – literally insane.
The title can be created without the use of a previous porno title. It’s called Marketing 101. Try learning about that.
Second of all, c f is not to issue here. You’re postings here are! And obiviously you personally care about the title as you are determined to plant it here to discredit a credible respondent. Also, it is was first mentioned by you in this article’s comments section. c f did not mention this first – you did.
This is seriously the most basic Communications 105 stuff. It’s called “Staying on the Subject.” Something the Left has great difficulty with as they’re emotionally and mentally unstable.
And if you, Audacious, want to claim Debbie is ruining the distinction between humans and animals, I can ruin this for you also. Conservatives and us Sovereign Independents are wholly for flushing toilets. The Left – especially enviromentalist commies are against flushing toilets and for using buckets, composters, and shrubs (how animal like!) Also, us Conservatives and Sovereign Independents are huge fans of toilet paper, that superstars like Sheryl Crow called for massive limitations down to one square per visit.
Animals also use their own tongues as toilet paper. What would you Leftist’s have us use?
You Leftist’s really are insane, aren’t you?

bhparkman on July 3, 2008 at 1:10 am

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