August 5, 2008, - 10:16 pm

World Famous Bimbo-Ho Responds to McCain Ad

By Debbie Schlussel
You do realize that she didn’t understand anything she read off the teleprompter, except the part about “Bitches.”
Question: How much money did the ‘rents, Rick and Kathy, spend on this?
Question #2: Is she competing with Mary Carey for the “Most Political Porn Star” title?

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Hahahhaha!!! Thats Paris Hilton? First time I’ve seen any video of that retard!
That video shows very clearly that she’s a retarded dumbimbo but ugly as well. Whoever said she was “hot”??? Is she the model for young kids nowadays? God save kids here if they ever want to be “like Paris”.

anonymous twit on August 5, 2008 at 10:28 pm

I don’t believe what I just saw. That’s the way of if with HO’s–they aren’t ashamed in the least. The saddest thing to me is that this satire and Paris’ rotten and reeking panties may actually resonate with the younger set.

BB on August 5, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Barrack Huessein compared Himself to Paris Hilton in 2005… see below.. I think that Barrack never expected to be thrust to the position he is in now. He was a community activist in Chicago. And brown nosed his way with all the local agitators. I think he really owes his position to many other people. He owes a debt now to the people who put him here. If he makes it to the white house God help America. He is someone who has never produced anything himself. His life has ben built around telling people that they are owed something from the government and others. He has built a career around telling people that they are not responsible for things. An Oprah society.. everyone has an opinion.. no-one is responsible… and we can all get something for free!
A February 24, 2005, Washington Post article begins:
There’s nothing exotic or complicated about how phenoms are made in Washington, and, more to the point, how they are broken.
“Andy Warhol said we all get our 15 minutes of fame,” says Barack Obama. “I’ve already had an hour and a half. I mean, I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”

PrincessKaren on August 5, 2008 at 11:59 pm

Unbelievably, the MSM actually thinks that promoting this video is going to help Obama, judging from left-wing Yahoo placing this on its headline. . .as if a bimbo celebrity, famous solely for being a whore, making fun of McCain is going to draw voters away from McCain. They actually seem to think that, though.
The only thing I got out of the video is that Paris, as dumb and bratty as she is, is smarter than the Obamunist. At least she states she wants drilling, as the McCain campaign has pointed out. Barack Hussein Obama doesn’t understand that increasing supply will lower prices.

Gabe on August 6, 2008 at 12:26 am

>>>>>>You do realize that she didn’t understand anything she read off the teleprompter, except the part about “Bitches.” Debbie Schlussel.
In this she is not much different from b. Hussein Obama. Take the teleprompter away from him and he is helpless.

Underzog on August 6, 2008 at 7:37 am

Gabe,
All depends on what Paris’ definition of “drilling” is.

bouzouki on August 6, 2008 at 9:18 am

Please,please,please,make this vacuous,vapid airhead go away….to think that she has been a “role” model for young women…..shudder!!!
Your fan as always,Chief
p.s.make celeb baby news go away also!I owe you one!

Chiefscotty24 on August 6, 2008 at 9:57 am

@bouzouki:
You hit the bullseye exactly !
The “drilling” Paris is for is NOT FOR OIL.
It’s the “drilling” instead associated w/ ho’rinzontal recreation !

billybob on August 6, 2008 at 10:16 am

Wow. This is clearly a joke. I don’t think it’s even worth reading in to.
Also, “anonymous twit”, you wrote:
That video shows very clearly that she’s a retarded dumbimbo but ugly as well.
…That sentence shows very clearly that you’re an idiot.

lolwut on August 6, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Poor little Paris doesn’t realize “her” energy policy more resembles the white hair guy’s more so than the guy who does not look like those presidents on the dollar bills.

TheOmegaMan on August 6, 2008 at 2:57 pm

lolwut:
>> Also, “anonymous twit”, you wrote:
>> That video shows very clearly that she’s a retarded dumbimbo but ugly as well.
>> …That sentence shows very clearly that you’re an idiot.
Too bad you got offended when I talked about your fav model.

anonymous twit on August 6, 2008 at 8:17 pm

I could care less about Paris Hilton, the point was that sentence doesn’t make sense. It’s poorly written, yet you’re calling people retards.
It should read:
“Not only does that video clearly show that she’s retarded, but she’s an ugly, dumb bimbo as well.”

lolwut on August 7, 2008 at 9:33 am

She’s not hot.

John Harper on August 8, 2008 at 12:18 am

Gut!

flash on July 7, 2009 at 11:39 am

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