October 30, 2008, - 1:37 am

When Your Democrat Elected Official Thinks She’s a Stripper: Who is Carey Torrice?

By Debbie Schlussel
Meet Carey Torrice, who got giant breast implants and wants you to see them–and the rest of her exposed flesh–every chance she gets. That’s not to mention the other plastic surgery enhancements she’s reportedly had.
Did I mention she’s a Democrat elected official in Michigan who is up for re-election on Tuesday and in a tight race? Celeb website TMZ named this Detroit-area queen of skankdom, “America’s hottest politician.” She is a County Commissioner in suburban Detroit’s Macomb County.
But in the Reagan Democrat-dominated county, residents are tired of Torrice’s embarrassing antics–wearing a band-aid bottom in a photo on a stripper website (blaming “the Republicans” for a photo she proudly posed for), bragging about having a stripper pole in her bedroom to all who will listen, and showing off so much of her chest even Anna Nicole Smith is blushing six feet under. And don’t forget her appearances on “Maury”, the daily TV sleaze-fest hosted by Mr. Connie Chung a/k/a Maury Povich.


Democrat Elected Official Carey Torrice:

She Paid Good Money For ‘Em & Damn it, You’re Gonna See ‘Em

Voters don’t like sluts, or women who desperately want to play one on TV, but have chosen political office, instead. Torrice may be one of the few Michigan Democrats who won’t ride the Obama wave expected to sweep Michigan, next week. In fact, judging from her behavior and low-class couture, it might be one of the only things she hasn’t, um, “ridden.”
Torrice’s constituents long ago tired of this peroxided ditz’s wardrobe that’s more suited for a stripper than an elected official. On her website, she features photos of herself with most of her fake boobage exposed. In fact, so much of her breasts were on display that even television tabloid show “Inside Edition” put a photoshopped ribbon over them for a report on this woman who declares, amidst giggles, on national TV, “Bikinis are my favorite thing to wear. Heeheehee.”
Watch these VERY entertaining videos:

Torrice’s website features a photo of something that looks like a cross between the parlor of a brothel or strip club lounge and a Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest, bearing the caption, “Carey as an official Hottie at the Hottiefest.” She is in the center of the photo wearing stripper shoes. Then, there is the photo of Torrice standing in front of an antique shop with the caption, “Signing autographs is a great way to meet and greet with your fans.” Problem is, the only person in sight is a mother with baby strollers sitting in the distance. Fans, indeed. Girl, you’re a nobody.
And here’s a basic tip for Carey Torrice:
When you’re an elected official, they’re not fans, they’re constituents.
And your district doesn’t include Bimbo-ville.

Democrat Carey Torrice in Bikini & Stripper Shoes @ “Hottiefest”

It’s funny to hear Torrice compare herself to Sarah Palin. PUH-LEEZE. Say what you want about Sarah Palin, but she is a natural beauty without artificial enhancement. And despite her face being photoshopped onto bikini and stripper shots, Sarah Palin is always modestly and tastefully dressed, regardless of whether it was before or after the RNC paid $150,000 for clothes. Her skirt hemlines are attractive, appropriate, and never higher than just above the knee. That’s the way it’s done in politics. It’s the very clear difference between sex appeal and skankiness.
No-one wants their elected official to dress like a stripper . . . or their stripper to pretend she’s an elected official. Carey Torrice doesn’t get that there’s a difference between the two professions. You might not throw her out of bed for eating crackers, but you wouldn’t want her making any policy or tax-spending decisions.
When Republicans recently sent out campaign literature showing a stripper pole and asking whether Torrice has caused enough embarrassment to Macomb County, she responded by saying:

It’s disgusting and I think it shows very little class.

Tell it to your mirror, Carey.
But it’s not just the way she dresses in photos on her website, her stripper pole and bikinis, and the usually exposed implanted melon patch below her neck. It’s that Carey Torrice is more concerned with a showbiz career than with doing the job she was elected to do and earn the $30,000-plus in salary and benefits she is paid by taxpayers for that very part-time job. Torrice skipped showing up for work and important votes so she could go to photo shoots. That included a vote she missed on possible healthcare cuts, but she had a photo shoot in Ann Arbor. Priorities, Shmiorities.
If she really wanted to be a star, she’d move to Hollywood and become an actress-waitress. But in Hollywood, silicone-valleyed women with tons of plastic surgery, heavy make-up, and sleazy clothes are a dime a dozen. And she’d never make it. But for a narcissist who craves attention, she’s getting what she wants and what she would never achieve in “the Big-time”–notoriety and Michigan taxpayers subsidizing her low-rate part-time exploits in B-movies and C-list “Hottiefests.” She may be a skank, but in Macomb County, she’s a skanky big fish in a small pond.
The contrast between Carey Torrice and Sarah Palin isn’t the only stark one. There’s the contrast between Torrice and her opponent, Bill Revoir, a part-time Christian minister and financial planner. Revoir is a conservative, who is a family man and not opting to become Michigan’s version of Jenna Jameson. He was the incumbent Torrice beat in 2006.
And, although both MSM newspapers in Detroit endorsed the skank for re-election (it’s not a stretch to say that sex-starved men in heat make the endorsements at both papers), I predict–and hope–that, next week, Revoir will win his seat back.
So, you see, in every dark cloud there is indeed a silver lining.
I believe that one of several silver linings to the Obama Michigan tidal wave, next week, will be the overdue retirement of elected Hooters Girl Carey Torrice from politics.
Oh, and Carey, I hear Jon-Jons is hiring.

13 Responses

If she was in SanFrancisco, and was the “domestic partner” of one of the diesel dykes there, no one would notice. She is a bad example for young people, but with people like Barney Frank getting re-elected year after year and child pornographers like Webb ( Massachusetts, I think) holding office, do her antics really stand out? The biggest problem I have with her is she is a Democrat, probably an Obama supporter, and probably stupid.

Ron Taylor on October 30, 2008 at 6:56 am

She will be on her own shitty reality show soon enough where the ratings will be lower than Hell itself.

RadicalRightWinger on October 30, 2008 at 9:09 am

Being from CA, I have no idea of the demographics of the area, but I was wondering how much she appeals to the Muslim voter.. LOL
she definitely doesnt’ seem like a “Burqua gal”…

Mistress_Dee on October 30, 2008 at 9:25 am


samurai on October 30, 2008 at 10:06 am

We have found B. Hussein Obamas’ Pig with Lipstick!

West Dearbornistan on October 30, 2008 at 11:21 am

“Carey says all this exposure is a good thing.” LOL. U can’t make chit like this up. looks like Carey needs some serious career counseling. County Commissioner, NO. Stripper, Hell YES! And they say everything is bigger in Texas…NOT! (#)(#)
Very entertaining videos. I was ROTFLMAO

ParaLyzer on October 30, 2008 at 11:51 am

I live in So Calif and this skank would never make it in Hollywood. There are at least 10,000 woman walking the streets out here that look just like her
What an idiot!

ScottyDog on October 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm

The Democratic Party has NO standards. Thankfully, win or lose next week, a lot of conservatives can hold their heads high. There are some things in this world that will never change and timeless values are one of them. By that definition, Carey Torrice is already yesterday’s news.

NormanF on October 30, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Now when the audience starts throwing dollar bills at her at meeting, then we know it gone too far. COBRA-MA is telling everyone to vote Dems all the way down the ticket at his speeches. Drink the KOOL-AID!!
DUMB THE VOTE!! Carry Torice ’08

californiascreaming on October 30, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Well are you people suprised? These are death busters people. In the case of this psychoslut politican, they are also disgusting. They’re attention whores (which she is herself) who will do anything to get exposed. In this thing’s case, she literatly wanted to be exposed.
She’s not hot, she has a belly ring which is a big turn off to guys like myself, and even had the gall to attend a psychonut invented event called “hottiefest”.
Any guy who votes for her, is the typical pimp-like slacker-like dumbass male society promotes on a pedistal. That’s her main audience.

Squirrel3D on October 30, 2008 at 6:22 pm

I bet the woman that wrote this is jealous as hell of her looks!

randy bowen on June 1, 2010 at 11:16 pm

Lots of jealous Women on here using assumed names.

Kathy on June 17, 2012 at 6:31 pm

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