November 3, 2008, - 11:22 am

Dear Michelle Hussein Obama . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
. . . Your jeans are waaaaaay tooooo tight. The “next Jackie O”? I don’t think so. . .


The Hussein Obamas & The Missus’ Tight Jeans in Ohio Over the Weekend

Given this, perhaps we should rethink knocking the $150,000 Sarah Palin wardrobe. To my readers, as for undignified references to a Mid-eastern animal, please don’t go there. Res Ipsa Loquitur–the thing speaks for itself.

13 Responses

Hmm. So other animals are also not acceptable?

samurai on November 3, 2008 at 11:30 am

Eww. I need a gallon of brain bleach.

cirrus1701 on November 3, 2008 at 11:41 am

Debbie – I HATE it when you post pictures like this w/out a warning! come-on be nicer to your readers.

piratelady on November 3, 2008 at 12:01 pm

I think the American voter has a right to know, in detail about our first lady’s labia.

poetcomic1 on November 3, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Ok, so maybe she’s not a man, I still smell a rat here.

Anonymous1 on November 3, 2008 at 1:13 pm

That was too much information. Wearing those cardingan sweaters makes her look more and more like Aunt Eshter. With scowl and a big purse that is her double.
Have you noticed Obama always reaching over kissing her? We know who wears the pants in this relationship.

californiascreaming on November 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Oh HOLY CRAP! And I thought her pug-like underbite and her scary, always-angry-looking eyebrows were the most disturbing visual things about her. Blech.

SeanM on November 3, 2008 at 2:40 pm

You guys are pathetic. If Debbie hadn’t posted the picture with the line, “Jeans are way too tight”, no one would have cared or noticed.
And just remeber we’re talking about OUR future first lady here!

Norman Blitzer on November 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm

He looks like a little boy giving his aunt Mabel a kiss.

Tempus Fugit on November 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm

It’s that ol’ steatopygia wreaking havoc with jean-fit.
That woman was hit with an ugly stick and the sad part about it is that there is nothing that can help her, plastic surgery-wise.

lexi on November 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Tragic looking folks! Probably an arranged marriage.
$10 says he’s got a second wife or mistress; which would explain a lot.

bhparkman on November 3, 2008 at 6:29 pm

Res Ipsa Loquitur–the thing speaks for itself.
Let’s hope not.
Although it would make for an convincing ventriloquist act.
Sorry, this could be our last night in the USA if G-d forbid these two infiltrators should be successful; I needed a distraction.

Spotswoode on November 3, 2008 at 10:59 pm

I think the real subject at hand is not her choice in jeans so much, but rather the interaction and body language between the two.
She’s facing away from him, her body acting as a shield – her shoulder blocking. Her face and eyes are downward looking at the kids, her smile aimed at them. Her arms hang down at her side, palms inward toward her legs.
There is noting in that image to say she is at all interested or warm toward the man.
He, on the other hand, has approached her from behind and to one side, leaning in. It is as if he snuck up on her, then grasped her body firmly (with obvious pressure) by the shoulder while planting a kiss on her cheek.
He looks like a guy trying to steal a kiss from a date who has no emotional connection to him. She’s just there because the kids are. It appears more like a photo op rather for him than a warm interaction between man and wife.
If you go back and watch the video of the night Obama and Biden first appeared on stage together, watch how Michelle holds her body when hugging Biden, and then how she holds herself when hugging Hussein. With Bide, she holds herself straight. With Hussein, she tilt her hips back.
An inference that could be drawn is: this is a coupe who share separate beds and remain together for other reasons. From that inference, it is possible to conclude why she chose the jeans she did: she’s trying to attract other men. He on the other hand cares not a wit about her; she’s an object to be used when convenient to further his own agendas, and she knows this!

PIF on November 7, 2008 at 8:19 am

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