November 5, 2008, - 9:44 am

America Elects the Vibe Magazine President . . . With Some Help From Little Beirut

By Debbie Schlussel
My friend, Linda, says that America elected the “American Idol” President, yesterday. But–as the trite saying goes–America elected “The Vibe Magazine” President . . . with a little help from a mob of Hezbollah members who now dominate Dearbornistan politics.

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Little Beirut Goes For Obama: Dahan Alnajjar Votes in Dearbornistan’s 7th Precinct

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3 Responses

Now that Vibe has elected a President when can we expect their official concession that Affirmative Action is no longer necessary in any venue?
Pardon me if I don’t hold my breath…..
[MSJ: GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. I WAS RHETORICALLY ASKING MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION, LAST NIGHT. WITH THE SAME ANSWER. DS]

MarySJ on November 5, 2008 at 10:00 am

Debbie, yes it was white guilt and an affirmative action vote. Does the country free better this morning? Cause I sure don’t feel the love and the unity and I don’t want to. We’re going to turn them into the very same outcasts into which they turned us… beginning today. Conservatives are strangers in their own land.

NormanF on November 5, 2008 at 10:27 am

I was just wondering why all these people are saying the U.S. is no longer racist? I would bet more than 90% of black people voted Obama simply for the fact that he is black, can’t get much more racist than that. If McCain ran against a black chairman Mao black people would have voted overwhelmingly for Mao.

beosol on November 5, 2008 at 4:00 pm

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