December 17, 2008, - 12:45 pm

Hey Conspiracy Theorists, Here’s How I “Build-a-Burger”

By Debbie Schlussel
I do a lot of radio interviews and a very infinitesmally few of them are with online shows. In general, I try to investigate the shows that invite me, and I appear on the ones that get a lot of traffic. But sometimes, I screw up. Shame on me.
Take, my interview, last week, for instance, with something called Sadly, I didn’t realize that the website and associated show apparently subscribe to 9/11 conspiracy theories and Trutherism, and just general, stale anti-Semitic BS.
I was on the show to discuss my piece on Barack Hussein Obama’s apparently fraudulent Selective Service registration. The interview went fine for the first ten minutes or so. But, then, the host, Rick Wiles, started going off about the “New World Order” and the “Shadow Government.” I was waiting to hear black helicopters buzzing in my ears from the active imaginations of this host and his audience. I told him that I want to be clear that I don’t believe in that stuff.
It went downhill from there and went something like this:

TruNews host: “Well haven’t you heard of the Bilderbergs?” he asked.
Me: “Oh, you wanna know how I build a burger? Well, first I put ketchup on and there’s gotta be mustard and relish. . .”

Real . . .


Fake . . .

TruNews host: “You’ve never heard of the Bilderbergs? [Starts explaining this mythical group of people.]”
Me: “Yes, I just told you. I love to build a burger. The bun has to be toasted. And I like ketchup and mustard . . .”
TruNews host: “Come on, you know what I’m talking about.”
Me: “I love my burgers medium well. And I think I’m gonna have to end this interview.”
TruNews host: “No, you’re not gonna hang up on me.”
Me: Click.

No wonder they don’t spell the word “true” correctly. There’s nothing truthful about this gang of nutcases and anti-Semites.
Afterward, I got a couple of angry, anti-Semitic e-mails, calling me rude and “explaining” how the Jews control the world (and how 9/11 was an “inside job”). Like I’ve always said, I’m still waiting for my share of this “control,” my piece of the “international banking system.”
For now, I’m gonna go build a burger. Drives these nutcases even more crazy when I say so.
By the way, if you want to help me Build-a-Burger, you’ll have to join me at Rami’s. It’s the only kosher burger place in the Detroit area. And FYI, the prices for kosher meat across the U.S.A. went up, thanks to Julie Myers’ dumb, wasteful raid on Agriprocessors kosher meat plant, which achieved only one thing–taking jobs from Catholic Latino immigrants and giving them to Muslim Somalian extremists.

19 Responses

LOL. I love it. Classic DS!

bonzerwolf on December 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm

LOL! The only thing you can do with nuts, Debbie – is to have fun with them. Life is too short to be angry at people think the Jews and the Freemasons run the world. Don’t worry about those black helicopters and go build your burger!

NormanF on December 17, 2008 at 1:34 pm

Kooks are real… and they’re everywhere!

Yiddish Steel on December 17, 2008 at 2:37 pm

[“explaining” how the Jews control the world (and how 9/11 was an “inside job”). Like I’ve always said, I’m still waiting for my share of this “control,” my piece of the “international banking system.”]
There’s a piece at HuffPo claiming George Tenet was screaming anti-semitic in a pool in Saudi Arabia:
[And FYI, the prices went up, thanks to Julie Myers’ dumb, wasteful raid on Agriprocessors kosher meat plant.]
After all those pictures on your blog of Hispanic illegal aliens giving the finger and grabbing their crotches, maybe that convinced Myers to finally do her job of protecting American workers.

Norman Blitzer on December 17, 2008 at 2:44 pm

“Bild- Er- Burger” That’s so funny, Debbie(truly laughing out loud!)

ObamaSlammaJamma on December 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm

[And FYI, the prices went up, thanks to Julie Myers’ dumb, wasteful raid on Agriprocessors kosher meat plant.]
After all those pictures on your blog of Hispanic illegal aliens giving the finger and grabbing their crotches, maybe that convinced Myers to finally do her job of protecting American workers.
How many American workers have been hired to replace the illegals picked up in the raid on Agriprocessors?

i_am_me on December 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm

I love you and I want to have your babies!
Alright, scratch that.
I love this blog. I get more “tru” news from this blog than all the PC nonsense I read world wide, specially here in my nation (portugal).
Good thing you don’t give an inch to conspiracy theorists whackos. That is self-deception at grand scale.
Also good to have some news that defend our judeo-christian culture (me being a creationist).
Anyway, God bless

Mats on December 17, 2008 at 3:25 pm

LOL … Build a Burger was hilarious … would have loved to heard that one live. I’m amazed at the number of walking dead there actually is in this world.
Jimmy Lewis
SCS, Michigan

Jimmy on December 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Absolutely. The bun MUST be toasted. Grass-fed beef is best. Bison is also good.

lexi on December 17, 2008 at 5:23 pm

The truth is out there. Peter Schiff. Economic advisor to Ron Paul. Predicted the economic collapse. Ivy League fat cats on Wall Street were wrong.

californiascreaming on December 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Someone start singing Jimmy Buffett’s “Cheeseburger In Paradise” please?

Carl on December 17, 2008 at 11:18 pm

Oh, also for me personally the burger has to be freshly made and cooked over an open flame…preferably wood as the fuel not charcoal or propane. Toast the bun on the grill. Better flavor. Yum!
The best burger I ever had was back in my University days at Mississippi State University at a restaurant called “Bully III”. The thing was HUGE and the meat was extremely fresh and came from one of the several MSU cattle farms in the region. Even the veggies came from MSU farms (MSU has a major agriculture department that’s world-renown).

Carl on December 17, 2008 at 11:22 pm

The Builderburgers, and other groups like the Tri-lateral commission and the CFR (Council on Foriegn Relations) the Masons, and some groups of Jews have been accused for some time of some sort of world control, world government scheme.
This is known as “Conspiracy theory” and gets quite bizarre at times. Methods they are accused of using for thier goals are control of the banking system, the media, and all kinds of wierd mind control involving chemicals, electromagnetic radiation of various types and many other strange things.
So far, conspiracy theorists brought us the failed tax protest movements of the 80s and 90s, and became the victims of the almost as stupid federal government. They encouraged people to hoard guns and survival supplies for “Y2K” which never happened.
I have found over the years that:
World government would be almost impossible, the UN has been proving that for years with their bungling.
Some banking practices and other financial things that get blamed on the Jews were invented by the Scotts and other nations.
Jews will attest to the fact that they are too divided to effectively promote any kind of world takeover.
Most of the things people worry about never happen, or almost never happen.
Most bad things that happen to you are of a common nature, and could be prevented by following the advice your mom and dad gave you.

rtaylor174 on December 18, 2008 at 5:58 am

LOL funny stuff!
On a more serious note though, I believe there are groups out there with global plans-just look at the EU and it`s history and future plans. A world government is possible with the variety of infrastructures in place worldwide right now. Just the right circumstances are needed to implement it. But these conspiracy groups really go over the top seeing evil behind every corner. I`ve read some of their stuff and just shake my head. One site talked about shape shifters disguising themselves as human and the Queen Mother when she was alive was one of them… Well the English Royals are a strange bunch for sure, but I don`t think they are hiding lizard tails behind their royal robes. lol

Hermster on December 18, 2008 at 11:43 am

The existence of the Bilderbergers and their annual meetings since 1954 is not in question since the Bilderbergers themselves issue a press release before their meetings. Not surprisingly, the press is not allowed to report on what actually goes on in their meetings – the elitists want to hide from the public what their planning for us little people.
This is serious stuff and if you want some unbiased reports about the Bilderbergers and their fellow one-worlders, click on the following:

ramjordan on December 18, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Click on this link instead of the last link in my message above:

ramjordan on December 18, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Okay, here’s the full article from the above last link:

ramjordan on December 18, 2008 at 4:08 pm

I wonder what it is someone has to do to convince people of the truth. Don’t believe the theorists, web sites or their videos, discount them all if you wish and many of them are lunacy but there are also very real groups who’s main intention is to unify the world.

They write books, many of the various groups produce documents and the effects you can see and if you read them first sometimes years before you wouldn’t be in the least surprised by what they say when each new jigsaw falls into place. Are these people in power doing the writing loons too?

The words of just one.

“For more than a century ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents such as my encounter with Castro to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure — one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.”

– David Rockefeller, “Memoirs” autobiography (2002, Random House publishers), page 405

It’s joked of this guy that he made president it would be a demotion, the same guy met 27 leaders of different nations in one year. No one elected him and no one is going to unelect him. Besides the fact he has denied it for decades and been involved in everything from your education, medicine, energy, media and much more controlling much of it.

But it really does get loony except that it is fact, when someone like Alex Jones says they are satanists he is confusing Lucifer with Satan which are likely very different characters but rockefeller for one has been on the board of the Lucis trust, a very real organisation and a publishing company for the UN. It’s no surprise to find the Grecian form of Lucifer called Prometheus fronting the Rockefeller complex in NY.

The Lucis trust originally called the Lucifer trust comes from a magazine called Lucifer and it’s founder an occultist. Sound loony yet it’s true look up Helena Blatvasky you’ll find Wikipedia as usual as first link but despite many of her works on Lucifer you won’t find mention of it anywhere on the page and you people are laughing at basic facts.

Rockefeller is just one of many, Denis Healey ex British MP was asked straight out was he with others trying to form a new world order, he said yes and gave many good reasons why and there many but yes was the important. Healey has been heavily involved with the Bilderberg conferences over the years.

Stop reading theories and start reading their own works, they’re not secret documents or books. Ignore it all if you wish but save your anger for your own ignorance.

sanity on November 22, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Hey! You stole my name. Also, I love cooked cattle burgers on my buns!
Luh you

Debbie on March 6, 2017 at 9:03 am

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