January 15, 2009, - 11:29 am

Jon Stewart In the Tank for HAMAS: “Israelis Forced Palestinians to Live in Their Hallway”

By Debbie Schlussel
This is one of the problems with America’s high school and college kids and many others who are already in the job market. They rely on an annoying, sarcastic, ignoramus, left-wing, self-hating Jewish comedian as their primary news source.
This video is posted on a gazillion Islamic, pro-HAMAS (redundant)and far-left websites, urging readers to “thank Jon Stewart.” This Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz video is being sent out with gushing praise by the pro-HAMAS/pro-Hezbollah American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee. As you’ll note, Stewart a/k/a Leibowitz entitles Israel’s response to HAMAS terrorism, “Strip Maul.” Get it?–He thinks Israel is unfairly “mauling” the Gaza Strip. Idiocy.
As you’ll also note, Stewart seizes on a dumb interview New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave to CNN. A number of readers sent me that video, but I didn’t post it because his analogy is stupid and inaccurate: The Palestinians are not “an emotionally disturbed person in the hallway banging on your door.” They are not crazy–they are cold and calculating. And, of course, you wouldn’t expect 50 NYPD police to respond to one crazy person in your hallway. This is far different than that. It’s a nation of mass murderers trying to burn your home down with you inside.

And, of course, Stewart uses another bullcrap analogy, claiming the Israelis “forced” the Palestinians to live in the hallway. On the contrary, the Palestinians invaded and camped out in the hallway, while the Israelis were kicked into the hallway by all the Arab nations where 1 million Jews lived before they were expelled to Israel and elsewhere.
In any event, if you are a Jew or any other American who (inexplicably) likes the obnoxious Jon Stewart, but–unlike him–actually gets it on Islam’s war against the West, I hope you’ll stop watching this overpaid emperor with no clothing.
He’s the new hero of the net’s HAMASniks. He can’t be yours.
But one thing’s for sure: He epitomizes that word that rhymes with “classhole.”

16 Responses

I’m starting a “Why Do People Listen to These Guys Club.” (Not talking about people like you, my sweet Deb, who is reporting)
Why do people take Jon Stewart seriously? He’s not funny, not really smart…just duh. If you are supposedly funny, be funny. I loathe this “oh, I’m so clever with my wit” routine. Bleccch. It doesn’t work for Bill Maher, not Stewart, not anyone.
99% of liberal so called comedy is just choosing the easy way out of an argument. Everything is relavent, except of course Tolerance of Immorality. Drugs?, fine. Lying?, fine. Cheating?, no problem. Saying gays are not normal….Big Time Sin!!!!!
The club includes Stewart, Bill Maher, Keith Olber(Wo)man, and Oprah. More to come….

Jeff_W on January 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm

John Stewart Liebowitz: Unfunny, failed comic, hack writer with a show on a Hinterlands Cable Channel, catered to mind-numbed dolts of adult age that still live with mommy & daddy. Liebowitz is the dregs of my fellow co-religionists.

Yiddish Steel on January 15, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Jon Stewart is a stupid, smug, boring liberal.
If he would change his schtick to dressing up as a court jester juggling Hamas suicide vests, he’d be taken more seriously.
With Hillary’s “Smart Power” coming (whatever that is), Israel couldn’t have timed this operation any better. We’ll miss you Condi!

joe on January 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm

Now I got it. Roseanne Barr gets her news from John Stewart. She actually thinks he is the real thing.

i_am_me on January 15, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Typical of elitist Liberal, won’t ever answer questions. Just mocks a situation and all their cohorts laugh because after all they are liberals. No hard analysis. Just laugh it off, Stewart. How would you feel if rockets came crashing and you have to worry about your children? Wondering if the next rockets contains some weapon of mass destruction? Israel is doing what is appropriate because it wants this nonsense to stop once and for all. I believe they should get total surrender from the Palestinians. Did America ask for partial surrender from the NAZIs or Japan? HAMAS started it and hopefully Israel will finish it. Stewart be damned.
He slurred Tijuana by saying rockets would contain “hookers and tequila”. If a conservative said this then that would be the end of the show or apologies to no end. Oh but a liberal, just more knee-slapping humor. I will forward it to one of those liberal illegal alien groups. I would love to see Stewart have to sit down and get his liberal PC “time out”.

californiascreaming on January 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I’ve listened to Jonathan Leibowitz and I don’t find him funny. Arrogant, smug, a shill for the Clintons – yes, but certainly not funny.
It’s a measure of the mental degeneracy of our nation that this fellow and his smug fellow Marxist Colbert are the major source of news for this country.
Can’t people access the internet or Fox News?

Underzog on January 15, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Now this is funny. I originally saw it on Atlas Shrugs:

i_am_me on January 15, 2009 at 2:44 pm

That was one of the most singularly unfunny bits I have ever heard.

Ripper on January 15, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Perfectly assigned moniker!
I’ll see your classhole & raise you 10-fold.

billybob on January 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Jon Stewart was never meant to be taken seriously, and those who do so are fools.

mindy1 on January 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Mindy1, I hope you aren’t that naive to think SPEWART is not to be taken seriously. If you really fell for that then the Liberals have you lock, stock and barrel. I believe this is why Debbie mentions this idiot. I can’t speak for her. His shtick like SNL and late nite comics are to make light of Conservative ideas so as to marginalize them. Once something is marginalized then you are relegated as out of touch with the mainstream. In this case it hurts Israel because he mocks Israel notion to defends itself.
Liberals use this elitist form of communication to pronounce themselves better than others. Winning an argument without engaging the other side. Kind of like grade school when all the kids laugh at the fat kid or kid with glasses. No matter what that kid does he will never be seen as one of the others as long as he has been marginalized. Finally when he stands up for himself and becomes a threat to the others then they fear and respect him. For liberals in the media this is how they savaged the war on terrorism, the Iraq war, Hillary, McCain and Palin. And we all know how Obama got elected. Until conservatives confront these cowards these mouthpieces are Bulls running in a China shop.

californiascreaming on January 15, 2009 at 9:22 pm

Debbie is just mad at The Daily Show for getting skewered over the Million Dollar Baby controversy.

Ribelin2000 on January 16, 2009 at 11:54 am

Thank you Debbie. As a Jew, I find Stewart is the epitome of everything I can’t stand about left-wing, spoiled, politically correct, elitist, self-hating American Jews. He is obsessed with being Jewish and not in a good way. He is confused/ashamed of who he is…so he makes fun of Jews as if to say, “see, I’m a Jew who will make fun of those other Jews. I don’t think like them, so I’m better than the others…please like me.”
Stewart is a coward posing as some sort of courageous truth teller. Wow, reading MSM and regurgitating conventional wisdom with a smirk is really clever. He never makes fun of, for example, affirmative action supporters. He loves to condescendingly lecture members of the media about how they aren’t doing their job. Then when he is put on the spot, he cops out by saying “I’m just doing comedy/satire.” Wants to be taken seriously, until he shows himself as not up to the task–when once again, he becomes just a comedian. A self-important, pompous “class.”

4infidels on January 16, 2009 at 1:24 pm

There are no nations of mass murderers, it’s considered racist, prejudice, and bigotry to judge an entire nation by one swoop

Hala on November 8, 2010 at 10:41 pm

The Muslim arabs voted in Hamas. Time for them to accept responsibility for these genocidal jew hating throwbacks.

Robert on July 24, 2014 at 10:34 am

Again Debbie right on target about this failed loser of a court jester. Jews having to live in bomb shelters. Harty har har Johnny Boy…

DrBob1961 on August 10, 2014 at 7:35 pm

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