January 16, 2009, - 1:47 pm

Gay Male Supermodel . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
. . . or new Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz? Hard to tell the diff.
* Cartoonish Pee Wee Herman-style front-pointed hairstyle (with contrasting color hair flourish) . . . Check.
* Man-purse . . . Check.
* All black . . . Check.
* Stylish Ahmadinejad-esque, notched-collar black leather blazer . . . Check.
* Tapered black flood skinny pants . . . Check.
* Looks Like Martin Short as Ed Grimley . . . Check.
Check . . . Check . . . Check:






10 Responses

He’s so cute!!
Can I french kiss him??
I love gay men, they talk silly with their hands and fingers. And fight like cats.
*Wink* Wink*
There you go, it’s the latest addition contributing to the decline of Michigan as a whole and the city of Detroit in particular.
I hope from Saginaw upward, things won’t get worse.
It’s already bad in Saginaw.

Independent Conservative on January 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm

…sort of the Un-Ditka!!!!

Nick Fury on January 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Gay men are supposed to be great with fashion. Most men have no idea what’s in the GQ Men’s catalog. LOL

NormanF on January 16, 2009 at 3:45 pm

I think your judging him too soon there Deb. He doesn’t look very gay too me, and that man-purse he’s carrying…that’s what most people carry their laptops in. So basicly he was carrying his laptop around with him.
And what’s wrong with black? I happened to be dressed in black…as you’ll see here:

Squirrel3D on January 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Does it really matter? They should probably go ahead and hire the real Pee Wee Herman, as opposed to this Schwartz Pee Wee wannabee. The record will still be the same: somewhere between 0-16 and 4-12.

sonomaca on January 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm

Gay men will never, I repeat, NEVER replace a woman. They NEVER were intended to!

Jackson Pearson on January 16, 2009 at 8:09 pm

I didn’t know laptops were gay. What a stupid post.

stormhit on January 16, 2009 at 10:35 pm

I don’t agree with you DS.
Sometimes, it seems like people are pegged as ________ (fill in the blank here) for the lamest of reasons. From all I have heard about Schwartz, he is a man’s man–but no, I haven’t investigated.
The things you pick on here are based on his attire through the airport on one trip. I have no problem with his haircut, or a laptop in a case. Johnny Cash wore black all the time time too…was he gay? The shirt is not solid black, BTW. You find the leather jacket to be like Ackma-nutjob’s leisure suit??
Haven’t you been picked on similarly/unfairly yourself for such reasons–(I wouldn’t dare take a shot at my idol repeating such things though–I love you too much!!..and am hopelessly devoted to DS)
So instead I say, “May the Schwartz be with us!!”

BB on January 17, 2009 at 11:59 am

Debbie, quit teasing us. Is he Jewish or not?

Anonymous1 on January 17, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Hey the Lions have the first pick. Will it be Matthew Stafford (Georgia) or Mark Sanchez (USC)? I am West Coaster, so I say Sanchez.
And my laptop bag is not a murse Debbie. We male laptop owners are resenting this murse idea. Sure designers want to up sell us bags for $200 which is ridiculous. His bag can be confused with a murse because it is leather and has thin straps. My bag is polyester silver that has the industrial thick nylon straps you see with backpacks. So there.

californiascreaming on January 18, 2009 at 7:32 pm

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