March 9, 2012, - 5:09 pm

Where the Bleep is Schlussel? Not Dead Yet

By Debbie Schlussel

Nope, despite their many death threats and evil wishes, the Muslims haven’t murdered me yet.  I’m still here, thank G-d.

And I’m glad you took notice of my absence for most of this week.  No, despite some suggestions, I was not on vacation.  What’s a vacation?  The last time I took a “vacation,” I was bored to tears. I just can’t sit or lie around. I’ll take a vacation . . . when I’m dead. But this is the longest I’ve ever been away from this site, and that wasn’t easy, nor was it planned. And I, G-d-willing, won’t be away this long ever again. I felt almost like an addict going through withdrawal.

Not Dead Yet

My utmost apologies for it all–for leaving you hanging, wondering, and worrying. That wasn’t my intent.  But, for security reasons, I couldn’t really tell you much about why I was gone and where I was.  I’ve learned the hard way.   Plus, that’s not how I planned to have this week go.  Now, though, I am back and pledge never to be away again from you for this long.  That was hard to do.

As you can see, I haven’t posted anything since Monday, and I’m sorry.  Thanks to everyone who wondered what happened to me and expressed concern.  I’m okay, but–even though I have a ton of energy, more than most people on average–I’m exhausted.  You see, I spent all week defending a client in a case (which I can’t talk about right now for various legal reasons), and while I thought the case wouldn’t last this long, and that I’d have time to post things early in the morning, later in the day, etc., you know what they say about the best laid plans.  When I represent someone, I work very hard and try to do the best I can in zealously representing and asserting their interests.  And when that conflicts with this site, I do the responsible thing.

Contrary to the feminists now assailing Rush Limbaugh, blackmailing his advertisers, and demanding that we all pay so they can have casual, slutty sex without consequences, you cannot “do it all.”  The responsible thing, the adult thing is to choose . . .  and choose to do the right thing.  It was killing me not to post my comments and insights on the news and pop culture stuff of the day, not doing everything possible to represent my client and attend to other commitments would kill me even more.  Each day when I came back from the trial which was quite a distance from here, I was exhausted, and I had movie screenings to attend, Jewish holidays to observe (had to go to synagogue to hear the Scroll of Esther), etc.  And with just a scant few hours of sleep this week, I had to choose between priorities.

But, again, now I am back in the saddle, with my movie reviews for this weekend now up, and more new stuff to come over the weekend after the Jewish Sabbath.  Again, thanks to everyone who was so concerned over my absence that they wrote, e-mailed, tweeted, inquired, wished me well, and expressed hope that I was okay.  I’m lucky to have so many of you–my loyal readers and dear friends–who care about me and my welfare.  So very lucky.  And so lucky that you come to read me each day and react. I care about you, too, and I’m sorry I worried and/or disappointed you. To those who wrote me celebrating that I’m gone, well, sorry to disappoint you, but you can put down your halal champagne because . . .

To paraphrase my favorite American writer, Mark Twain a/k/a Samuel Clemens, reports of my demise have been exaggerated.

Now, I’m back with stacks and stacks of stuff to say and tell you about, and I’m chomping at the bit, as I have been all week to put the stuff up on this site, which I’ll begin doing over the weekend.

Stay tuned.  And y’all come back now, ya hear?

59 Responses

Yay! Glad you are back and that you are safe and sound. I missed reading your posts!

Karen on March 9, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Welcome back…Speaking of back, while you were out, Obama said that he has Israel’s back. I don’t know if this is a good or a bad thing.

Barry Popik on March 9, 2012 at 11:38 pm

    Yes, obama has Israel’s back……..all set to stick (Another) knife in it!

    Herbster on March 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Debbie, I’m glad you’re okay and prioritizing your responsibilities as a lawyer, it is your most important job while you’re still young with a sharper mind and doing your best on a daily basis. While you have a lot of things to say outside your job, your job comes first and as one of your fans, I can wait for your next blog from you at anytime you feel free to publish.

In the meantime, that horrible woman from Mordor – Gloria Allred is calling for Rush’s arrest over the Sandra Fluke affair. Ugh. What’s next? Ban the First Amendment?

Bob on March 10, 2012 at 12:23 am

I can’t be there in person to hug you,but here…xoxo

Very glad you’re back.I came to the site twice a day to see if you updated it.

I knew you were doing something important.
Damn,it’s good to see your posting.

ebayer on March 10, 2012 at 12:46 am

Welcome back Debbie. In light of recent controversy, I hereby promise that if you and I ever date, I will personally supply you with the pill. It’s called Clomid and you only take it for five days per cycle! But if we B’H accidentally had twins, say one boy and one girl, we could call them Mordechai and Goldie if you want.

A1 on March 10, 2012 at 1:40 am

Welcome back! Actually, reading the comments in the last thread of yours, I thought that you were out observing a religious holiday. But glad it was just (greater than) normal work, and not something that put you in danger.

Infidel on March 10, 2012 at 2:24 am

I wish you were my lawyer.

DS_ROCKS! on March 10, 2012 at 3:59 am

I knew you were OK. I could sense it.

Road Warrior on March 10, 2012 at 7:02 am

I damn near sent an email asking if you were okay but then thought to check Facebook and Twitter, saw you were replying to people, and figured I wouldn’t bother you since you must have been busy. Know that the concern was definitely there however. Glad all is well and that you were both that busy and disciplined. Gut Shabbes Debbie Schlussel.

philososky on March 10, 2012 at 8:59 am

“Contrary to the feminists now assailing Rush Limbaugh, blackmailing his advertisers, and demanding that we all pay so they can have casual, slutty sex without consequences, you cannot “do it all.” The responsible thing, the adult thing is to choose . . . and choose to do the right thing”

Debbie, as usual you hit the nail on the head. You are spot on!! I couldn’t agree with you more. As they say, “as go our morals, so goes America” Most very sadly and unfortunately our morals are being flushed down the toilette and not only our sexual moral values but all of our Judeo/Christian based moral values which at one time made America a great country. I hope that your commentaries are planting the seeds that will someday SOON restore our morals. More power to you Debbie!

Concerned American on March 10, 2012 at 9:29 am

Great to see you back! I can’t wait to see your take on John Carter, the trailer looks impressive indeed.

John Cunningham on March 10, 2012 at 10:05 am

Dear Debbie,

I sure missed you during your absence. I missed your tart tongue and sarcastic comments. Thank G-d you are alive and well. You see I respect your traditions spelling G-d without the O as we gentiles do. It is perfectly allright to be considerate of other peoples traditions but not beliefs because if we do we would be considerate of the terrorism advocated by the religion of Peace. They specialize in terror and murder so that they may sharpen their skills in this field. But don’t misunderstand them, they are the religion of peace. Probaly the terrorism peace or the murder peace hence it lays people in peace. I may be wrong though.

G. R. Scharoubim on March 10, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Please excuse me for not knowing, but, that is the significance of “traditions spelling G-d without the O as we gentiles do” I have never heard of that before and do not know what it means. Will someone please enlighten me. Thx

    Concerned American on March 10, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Knew that whatever it was, it was important.

Kent on March 10, 2012 at 10:36 am

Glad to see you’re back… please always remain chazaka ve ne’emetzet…

Yossi on March 10, 2012 at 11:26 am

Hi Debbie, I’m so glad you’re okay! I hope you had a good Purim, and I look forward to you’re great articles! You’re doing terrfic work, keep it up!!

Dave on March 10, 2012 at 11:49 am

Yay!!! Welcome back! I knew I loved this blog the best but with your busy week, I even saw how MORE vital it is!!

Skunky on March 10, 2012 at 11:51 am

I figured you were either sick or busy with a client. Since you weren’t asking for a cure for an ailment it had to be the other.
But now that you’re back, first things first. Get some rest!

Dustbag [Genesis 2:7] on March 10, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Phew Debbie, now I no longer have to worry about you! That’s what I thought you were doing, but it’s nice to know for sure! When I wake up in the morning and check my Ipad, the first thing I look for is “What Debbie Schlussel has to say ,and what she is thinking about”!

Susan on March 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Glad you are ok Debbie! I was hoping that you were busy with a case (and not in danger).

MomInMinnesota on March 10, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Debbie, as you’re fellow co-religionist at times say, “Mazel Tov”, first off, thank the good sweet lord that you’re ok, secondly, I said to myself for most of the week, “hmm, maybe Ms. Schlussel is extremely busy with her legal work in which she’s helping one of her clients in a lawsuit”, I knew you where ok from the get-go. And if news came out that something horrible and atrocious had happended to you, it’ll be all over the internet and of course the self-righteous, vile and hateful far-left kooks, far-right kooks (mainley Ron Paul fans, Pat Buchanan fans, Stormfront readers, etc.) and of course the muslim devout assholes will celebrate you’re demise, that’s how evil, disgusting and sadistic these anti-DS scumbags are!

But you know what Debbie, those who wished physical harm upon you will get a visit from the “Grim Reaper” when their time is up in life and they’ll burn in rot in hell where they originally came from, while you Ms. Schlussel will out-live all of you’re haters, opponents, etc., because god see’s the truth but waits.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on March 10, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Sean R,

    You claim to be an African-American. I have never seen a post from you that disagrees with DS’s view in the slightest particular. Also, all your posts end with the same trite quotation, regardless of whether this has any relevance to the point under discussion or not.

    Frankly, I don’t believe you are a real person but are someone who is here to provide a reliable echo of DS’s obnoxious views. It seems likely to me that she writes your posts herself.

    d williams on March 10, 2012 at 2:28 pm

      d williams:You might like to back your falacious findings with a ‘forensic linguistic’ course before attacking posters on the Debbie Schlussel blog. Whilst you’re at it include a Graphology course which will indicate that your lower casing presentation in your name denotes a person of rather low esteem.

      You say ‘ I have never seen a post from you that disagrees with DS’s view in the slightest particular’. This blog is an open debate and from the above accusation we must conclude that you surreptitiously view the contents but have nothing to say except name calling and no alternative views offering facts.

      d williams, as the American media/TV & Talk shows are skulking behind the veil of the WH deception it is refreshing to note that a woman is holding the torch for truth, candour and has the balls to air the subjects she does.

      Sean R’s mission statement is’A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”
      Nothing trite about that, what’s yours…..
      Shows he has more than a polystyrene backbone and will stand up and be counted.

      d williams, rather be a fool once in your life than for the rest of your life, Edward de Bono, will give you an insight into lateral thinking, a facet sadly lacking from your posting.

      Eyes Wide Open on March 10, 2012 at 5:11 pm

      You have Debbie confused with Obama and others running for our highest office who have a staff of professional speech writers DW.
      I know Debbie, she does not need your support but thanks for the input Sharpton.

      Ron Wolf aka "Columbo" on March 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

      Duh Williams strikes again. Who the hell are you to call our Sean a fraud? He is a favourite regular here whom people like and respect. This blog would not be the same without him and I happen to appreciate his quote at the end of his posts. It’s a fine one that we can never be reminded of enough and also shows his individuality. And if he ever stopped using it myself or someone else who start using it to remind us of the quote and of Sean!

      I never see you deconstructing any argument here in a well-thought out or intellectual way. Why don’t you try that instead of being your typical dumb, uninformed contrarian who does not really know why they hate Conservatives and all DS stands for in lieu of thinking what your silly Liberal Overlords tell you to and what is bad and good?

      Sean is very real…he is one of the few who uses his real name and links. You’re just sore because he is an appreciated favourite here. And we come in all colours and nationalities here because unlike Liberalism, we focus on values and what is right for America and NOT on identity politics.

      Go cram it you crashing bore. You’re so DUH!!!!

      Skunky on March 10, 2012 at 7:04 pm

      d williams,

      As others have pointed out, Sean R. is indeed a real person and one who is a very valued contributor here. The people who responded to you before me have already explained how that is so. As for his closing quote, like Skunky and others, I also appreciate it, and I would also use it if Sean R. were to ever stop using it.

      JeffE on March 10, 2012 at 10:35 pm

      Really? Does one’s race determine one’s outlook and opinions? Think it through d williams, or whatever you actually are. I am sure the Nation of Islam has a place for you. Also, rather than stalking Sean, you might try getting a job and a life.

      Worry01 on March 11, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Duh Williams, let clarify something for you my ignorant and lazy-intellectual friend, I am who I am, yes I’m “African-American”/man of color, I agree with Ms. Schlussel about 9/10 issues on whatever she rights on this blog of hers, there are a few things that I disagree with her, but when I disagree with the woman, I do it in a respectful way instead of doing “ad homiemin” attacks against her.

“Frankly, I don’t believe you are a real person but are someone who is here to provide a reliable echo of DS’s obnoxious views.”

OMFG, you’ve got to be friggin kidding me? So let me get this straight dumbass, just because I’m a conservative who’s black, and an “Individualist” I don’t exist in you’re warped mindset? WTF are you saying putz, that black people like myself are not supposed to be conservatives and Individualist? You moron, I am a “real person” that does INDEED exist in life, and NO I am NOT DS herself and she does NOT write any of my messages on this blog of hers, and you’re the one with the obnoxious viewpoints Duh Williams, not DS or any of us that comments here.

Let me tell you something Duh Williams, ALOT of people comment here on DS’s blog and follow her through “social media” (ie, facebook, twitter, etc), regardless what race, ethnicities, religion, sexual orientation, etc., according to dumbass left wingers like you’re ilk, only white people are supposed to be conservatives, right?

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on March 10, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Glad to see you back, Ms. Schlussel. I do hope there will be some gratuitous asskicking of sharia advocates…:-)

Occam's Tool on March 10, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Yahoo! Thank God Debbie that you’re safe and sound and things are ok. I was checking the site all of this week and thought ok something is not right. Where did she go? I had forgotten that unlike the First Wookie that you still are able to practice law. Just to let you know that in this day and age we need strong conservative voices like yours out there to put a filter on the liberal spin on the news, Hollyweird, etc. I for one am glad that you’re back. Oh and Sean R. I guess a nitwit like d’oh williams could never possibly think that blacks that are conservative like you and me could never possibly agree with someone like Ms Schlussel. Brainless morons like him are set in their own little warped ways to where they think that all blacks are mindless liberal drones who love “Da Won”and what he has done to this great nation. Don’t waste your time on fools like him.

Ken b on March 10, 2012 at 5:04 pm

While you were away I had my hands full with an anti-Israel blog by a Royal Oak resident Frank Versagi using defamatory generalizations and descriptive adjectives on our “countless” crimes against “innocent” Palistinians, quoting alledged verses in the Torah that I hope were never followed through on, regarding stoning of children if they went against their parents etc as a reason to reject the legitamacy of the entire state of Israel. These comments are on Vergagi Voice by Frank Versagi whom I am quite sure is affiliated with Father Coughlin supporters all from Royal Oak’s Shrine church. After a lot of Bru ha ha with Judy Davids who allowed this site to be on “Royal Oak Patch”, a subsidiary of aol I finally managed to convince her that this would open the door to the countless anti-semitic sites also masquerading as legitamite critics of Israel.
Unfortunately Mr.Versagi a professional consultant is even better than Stormfront at rationalizing anti-Zionism as being a valid belief quoting all Jews that have differed on anything concerning Israel while at the same time glorifying the Arab call for a Judenrein Palestine as legitamite. I am shocked that some of these arguments are convincing other Jews to agree with these thinly veiled bigots that Israel is uniquely apartheid. As if our enemy is not and therefore justified to murder us while they massacre their own people wihout a peep coming from Frank Versagi and his ilk right here in Royal Oak. Royal Oak incidentally like Dearborn is redolent with a history of anti-semitism that many Shrine Catholics here refuse to acknowledge. Debby I would appreciate some help if I find that the newly redone Royal Oak Historical Museum whitewashes the treacherous pro Nazi Coughlin as Versagi and more than a few other Michiganders have. Shema Yisroel. All concerned can call me at 248-691-9292

Ron Wolf aka "Columbo" on March 10, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Ron Wolf aka ‘Coloumbo’: Hi Ron, after reading your comment I would be curious to find out the background/origins of Frank Versagi. Versagi is a highly unusual name, not known in my part of the world, however I would hazzard a guess and say that the name was VERSAGIE, if this is proven, then Frank Versagi’s rant against the apartheid state of Israel will say more about him.

    Eyes Wide Open on March 11, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      Eyes Wide, I would be curious to know where you are going with this. He spells his name Versagi, however it is not uncommon to shorten, or simplify a name. eg I knew an “Oligochi” who changed his name to “Archer” and I believe a daughter also uses that name now.
      I have a close friend whose last name is Scime (pronounced shimmy)however there are many derivations on that Italian name. All I know about Versagi is that he claims to be a Vietnam Veteran who says he killed people over there and received a bronze star for it. He also describes his profession as being a “consultant”. That his name is likely Italian, therefore likely Catholic and he also resides in Royal Oak where Jews are historically few in number while many such as author Therese Christman, including a good number in the Shrine Church still defend Coughlin, to me all adds up to one conclusion. If you have any more information on a Versagi, or Versagie relating to this history I would like to here from you. My e-mail-wolftales2002@yahocom.

      Ron Wolf aka "Columbo" on March 18, 2012 at 5:12 pm

      Incidentally Eyes wide open, it is apparent to me that you have bought into the lie that Israel is an “apartheid state” which is not true. It is natural for those of similar backgrounds to gravitate to their own neighborhoods, even here in the good old USA.
      I do disagree whole heartedly with some Hassidic sects creating their own ghettos of isolation in their restricted neighborhoods where cars cannot be driven through on the Sabbath, and outsiders can be surrounded and made to feel unwelcome. In this country these are referred to as “gated” communities not “apartheid”.
      Incidentally, why is Gaza not referred to as “Apartheid”
      In Israel there are areas that are known for mixed marriages between Jews and Arabs, Jews and Gentiles(usually Russsian, Ukranian, or Roumanian). Why they to do not care to be the subject of stares, or derision.
      Israel is a country under attack, it is natural to profile Palistinians as possibly dangerous, still Palistinians are not disriminated against in hospitals, or universities inside Israel unless there is a question of security due to the ease of concealing a suicide vest under loose clothing.
      You have to be there to understand.
      Meanwhile, where is the compensation for the over two million Jews whose homes were stolen when they were evicted from Iraq, Egypt, Iran, Syria, and myriad other Moslem “apartheid” states?, What about persecuted Christians Armenians Copts,Chaldeans? What about apartheid between Sunni and Shiites in Iraq, infinitum? . Where are the Moslems in condemning what is going onin Darfur, Sudan, Ethiopia, Pakistan,Nigeria,Uganda,Kenya infinitum?
      While two wrongs never make a right I can tell you that as long as hatred between religious and racially divided communities exists this problem will no doubt remain.
      I am sorry to see that you fell into lockstep with anti-semites whose only goal is “world Judenrein” through the same techniques refined by Joseph Goebels and Russian authors of the fictional “Protocols of Zion”. Your eyes may be wide open but you are certainly wearing “blinders” regarding Israel.

      Ron Wolf aka "Columbo" on March 18, 2012 at 6:04 pm

Glad you’re back. Was wondering if it was work-related, health issues, family, etc. Time to kick butt.

Not Ovenready on March 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Sharia in Iraq. Why did we even bother???

Skunky on March 10, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Spot on Skunky, ‘you can take them out of the jungle but you can’t take the jungle out of them’ an analogy of the deeply ingrained mind set that carries through in the DNA. Why does WH incumbent continue to support these countries with blllions of tax dollars that America doesn’t have. Why did the USA pay the nu-Egyptians $5 million to release kidnapped Americans, all taken in since Hosni Mubabarak’s incarceration. Why did Hussein’s govt. coerce the Israelis into a swap of prisoners for the American Jew that had been jailed in Egypt. Skunky, ask yourself why the Israelis had to give away Gaza to a bunch of terrorists and then be showered with rockets from the same spot.

    Why have American presidents taken financial kick backs from the Saudis in the form of DONATIONS to libraries, starting with Carter and all the way to Clinton. Even Obama’s step gran has received a gratis trip from the Saudis to fund her Haj to Mecca.
    These facts should be running through the media like red alerts but not a whisper.

    In the meantime Madam Pelosi, sits with a mouth full of teeth after her precious visits to Assad of Syria where she lauded and applauded him and his regime whilst sticking in the rusty mailed boot to Israel. Not a whisper coming from her whilst civilians are being slaughtered.

    Joining of the dots, transparency and consistency have evaporated along with moral fibre. Once these people sniff the elevated positions in govt. they turn on the same people who voted them in.

    Eyes Wide Open on March 10, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Well Skunky, you could ask about this:

    Since Gloria Allred is now trying to get Rush Limbaugh prosecuted, perhaps her client could undergo this little formality. 😉

    Worry01 on March 11, 2012 at 7:19 pm

      Eyes and Worry, y’all are so right. Worry, that link you provided made me angry and want to start my post with Skzion’s least favourite word that dopes who post on here usually start with…WOW!!!

      I’d love to say that I am shocked but I am NOT because DS has broken it down to the bare-bones of what the issue is. It is Islam, period! The rotten death-cult that treats women like discarded dogsh**. As I always say, I’d rather convert to Scientology than Islam and I have zero respect for fraudulent Scientology. And when I see and hear many, many so-called Conservatives STILL not wanting to see it the way DS has broken it down, I know we are doomed! It’s so stupid!!!!

      In catching up with my Brett Winterble podcasts I was annoyed that there was a correction regarding that Judge (Mark Martin?) whom acquitted the riled-up Moooooslim who beat up the atheist, Zombie-Muhammed. It seems the judge is NOT Muslim. Big deal, with his look and name I NEVER thought he was but now it is actually WORSE because IF he were Mooooslim one would expect that he would exonerate the atheist but the Judge is not Mooooslim but was just as outraged and let the guy off and PCness has infected so many in so many horrible, negative ways. I see it as worse as the Jihadis know our own so-called “nice” people will be how they destroy us. Unbelievable!!!

      And I reckon we will have more self-flagellation with the story of the soldier in Afghanistan who went nuts. I am sick of this sh**.

      Skunky on March 11, 2012 at 8:24 pm


    Another Obamapology to Islam… er make that two since Defense Secretary Panetta also groveled.

    Over a rogue US soldier allegedly shooting down Afghan civilians! Now Islam is not particularly noted for its regard for human life.

    As I wrote Debbie tonight, I was disgusted! Its not like this couldn’t have been handled by the local US commander without degrading our country still more. And when did you hear an apology from THEM for the Americans they murdered last month?

    Never happened! Now the other thing is, if our soldiers aren’t allowed to win there and our sole reason for being there is to making them sitting ducks in the shooting gallery for folks who hate us, we should be bringing them home and terminating our mission in Afghanistan, which I see as a pointless one and a waste of American treasure and lives.

    And oh Obama still doesn’t speak for this American with his latest apology to the denizens of Islamic Greater Barbaria.

    NormanF on March 11, 2012 at 10:58 pm

Off subject, but if Zero is re-elected, bet your last dollar that he will throw Israel to the wolves. This nation has turned it’s back on God and He is allowing us to self-destruct. Israel is God’s time-clock…watch it closely.

AreJayMac on March 10, 2012 at 8:33 pm

I’m really glad you’re back. Thought it was me because I’d gotten so behind in my emails with work and all, but glad you are ok. Please G-d you will be around til 120. Where else can we get the unvarnished truth. Thanks Debbie.

Naomi R on March 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm

I’m glad that you’re back, Debbie. Of course you are correct to put your client’s interests first. I second Naomi R in hoping that you live to be 120.

JeffE on March 10, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Concerned American,

In Jewish law one may not erase the name of G-d. Spelling it without the o makes it an allusion to G-d’s name but not his actual name in case it gets erased.

facts of life on March 11, 2012 at 8:53 am

    Facts of life: Thanks for enlightening me. Does that mean that Jews never fully spell God? Does that apply to anything Jews may write including literature put out by holy Jewish institutions?

    Concerned American on March 11, 2012 at 11:32 am

Great to see you back. I figured if you didn’t get in your movie reviews by this weekend then it was serious. The Debbie Schlussel view of the world can’t be stopped.

CaliforniaScreaming on March 11, 2012 at 9:15 am

Glad to see that you are back.

Confederate South on March 11, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Miss Schlussel:

I wondered where you were, but I wasn’t worried about you.

I figured you were busy with a trial, because that’s been the reason for your previous absences from your web site.

Actually, I marvel at all the stuff you do, as it seems to be almost beyond human capacity.

Also, I know you’re armed, because you’ve talked about the process of obtaining your concealed weapons license on this web site, so I reckon any bad guys will have to look for easier prey.

Oh, by the way, after much bureaucratic delay, I finally got my Mississippi Firearms Permit, which allows me to legally exercise an unalienable right that citizens shouldn’t have to pay for or ask permission to do.

Thank you.

John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507

John Robert Mallernee on March 11, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Debbie is back, now internet life can return to normal!

CornCoLeo on March 11, 2012 at 11:57 pm

So glad you are back Debbie. You are the number one voice of common sense and reason and that makes all of us who understand your importance so concerned when death threats are made against you. Debbie, please take appropriate security measures. Your voice is too important. There are lots of conservative pundits but there is no one quite like you. May God Bless you and keep you safe always.

Dan S. on March 12, 2012 at 7:20 am


Glad you’re back….
Stay locked and loaded…

Shootist on March 12, 2012 at 8:05 am

Missed you, and concerned. Good news, now.

Joel Harrell-Confederate Son on March 12, 2012 at 10:23 am

Security reasons. Learned your lesson. I’m glad things turned out ok for you. I don’t have to tell you that there are far too many bad people out there to not take them seriously. Good to see things are back to “normal”.

samurai on March 12, 2012 at 11:42 am

@ John Mallernee, thank you for your service. Skunky & Sean thank you for your replies to Williams. Mr. Duh. Thank you for giving me the vision of what a walking, shining, steaming turd looks like. If I ever need a Barrister Debbie I’ll call.

Hollywood on March 12, 2012 at 12:32 pm

Welcome back counciler.

Chasco on March 12, 2012 at 12:33 pm

you can’t take a vacation?!

schlussel, you need to find yourself a nice young man who will teach you how to relax…

KIRCHE on March 12, 2012 at 5:28 pm


Welcome back! I assumed you were observing the Jewish Holiday. Continue to provide arguments which favor moral and ethical behavior in our society, AKA (Also Known As) decency.

Pete on March 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

I wasn’t worried for a bit. I figured you were doing legal work for a client.

No biggie!

Unlike some of your “fans”, I figure you have a life outside of the blogosphere.

I’ve been busy taking care of clients too. I know about that “work thingy”. Some people who hang out on the internet day and night haven’t a clue as to what that’s about.

Some of the people who post comments here make that all too obvious.


TINSC (aka There is NO Santa Claus)

There is NO Santa Claus on March 13, 2012 at 11:22 pm

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