February 5, 2009, - 3:20 pm

“10-Pack” AUDIO Clip Of Da Day: Darwin Award Candidate Calls 911 While Dealing Drugs

By Debbie Schlussel
Question: Can we call this guy a “community organizer”?
Yes. We. Can.
Darwin Award candidate Alejandro Melendez calls 911 that people with guns were behind him. Then, he hangs up. When 911 calls back, he tells them to hold on, while he does a drug deal. Now, that’s what I call, “community organizin’.”




Dispatcher: “Hello?”
Suspect: “Hello?”
Dispatcher: “Hi, it’s police.”
Suspect: “Yeah, I’m… Did you come?”
Dispatcher: “Ok, what do they, we’re on the way.”
Suspect: “I’m right here at the pit stop. Hold on one second.”
Voice: “Thank you sir, what do you need, a ten pack? You need a ten pack?”
Suspect: “Alright. Huh? 75. Yeah.”
Dispatcher: “He’s in front of the Pit stop doing a drug deal.”

DebbieSchlussel.com New Word of the Day: Ten-pack.

3 Responses

Only in Obama’s America… would a drug dealer call 911 for help! Some community organizer.

NormanF on February 5, 2009 at 6:04 pm

You’d think he would have asked dispatch for some papers, pipes or syringes with that order.

BB on February 5, 2009 at 7:58 pm

Debbie, ’10-pack√≠ is slang for a bundle of heroin. I don’t know if $75 is a fair deal. Just out of principle, I would have said I only had $70 on me.

Anonymous1 on February 5, 2009 at 8:40 pm

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