March 23, 2012, - 3:55 pm

HILARIOUS: Airhead VIDEO of the Day – Is This America’s Dumbest Chick?

By Debbie Schlussel

Just remember that this idiotette, Chelsea Chambers, has the right to vote and is one of the many that the Gloria Steinems and Betty Friedans of the world insist need “equal rights.”  Oh, and by the way, she’s so stupid, that even though her husband, Travis Chambers, videotaped this and posted it on YouTube to show how dumb she is, she is still married to him and proudly appeared on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” because, hey, it’s fame, and everyone’s gotta get their fifteen minutes, even if it’s to be famous for being uber-stupid.


Check it out . . .

More details on this Einsteinette here.

Exit question: who is smarter–her or Joe Biden?

44 Responses

I feel sorry for this “Special Needs” person. It is unfortunate that institutionalization is not more readily available for Chelsea.

Worry01 on March 23, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    A lifetime with Chels will be an eternity!

    As Goes Israel, So Goes the World. on March 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

I hope that she does not breed.

Worry01 on March 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm

They actually seem like a very good couple, and on her subsequent interview, if you follow through the links, Chelsea seemed articulate enough. It’s possible, as she suggested, that she may have been putting in a lot of hours studying for finals and her “brain was fried,” as she put it. That can have the impact of impairing a lot of brain functions–like memory, visualization, computational ability, conceptualization, etc.–so that even relatively simple “puzzles” like this one seem complicated or difficult to understand.

But what about when someone is reasonably rested and alert? When you have problems answering some basic questions, then there may be a real problem. And indeed, that is the case with the people in the following example:

Ralph Adamo on March 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    It was the bizarre way in which she approached the question that made this bit unusual. I have nothing against Chelsea. But, I am still nervous about her breeding;) I encounter too many Chelseas on public transportation.

    Worry01 on March 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    Ralph, stop making excuses for her. I don’t care how tired you are, there’s no excuse.
    The sad part is that she can vote and breed.
    Idiocracy in action today, not 500 years from now…

    Who cares? on March 25, 2012 at 10:19 am

She’s dumb all right. And him, he’s showing off that he’s got an especially dumb wife? A match made in Cluelessville,aka Chelm. Dumb dumb girl meets smart dumb guy.

lee, of the lower case "l" on March 23, 2012 at 4:33 pm

She’s much smarter than Biden. She has a better caregiver than Joe does. His wife lets him say the darndest things.

Occam's Tool on March 23, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Don’t know what his point is in taping her anyway…I think he’s rude and condescending to his wife.

Patti on March 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Well, she’s younger than him and will be choosing his nursing home—revenge is a dish best served cold, as the Sicilians say.

Occam's Tool on March 23, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Whoo-hoo! Let’s hear it for women! Let’s hear them roar! Let’s hear it for feminism!

I think I am becoming allergic to people in 2012. The women make me sick and it’s hard to respect men who don’t marry chicks they respect.

Skunky on March 23, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Skunky: A strong sense of humour is what is needed in to-day’s world. Amidst the horror and chaos DS still manages to keep her ‘mojo’ going and sharing it with us.
    Thought this will keep you all going for the weekend, the deep sincerity coming from the leader of ‘dope and change’. You couldn’t make this up, even George Bush wasn’t this bad.

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    Eyes Wide Open on March 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Even though she is stupid, he will still be banging her like a screen door in a hurricane later….which is why that kind of thing never gets bred out of the gene pool.
Also, think about this. The guy driving the car that made the tape is most likely supporting her. And, when she gets tired of him, and kicks him to the curb, he will still be supporting her. So, who is the real stupid one?

RT on March 23, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I guess one of the things this shows is that physical fitness does not necessarily lead to mental fitness (she can run a seven-minute or better mile).

Little Al on March 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Sandra Fluke gave a similar response as to why the public should pay for her birth control pills and condoms.

As for the girl in question, she has a predetermined way to measure drive time, she uses a base 60, ie one mile per hour. The problem is she does not remember to do the actual calculation, her base 60 merely gives her an approximation of ETA and it obviously has so fixated as her method of determining drive time she cannot listen to the question. her husband obviously knew of this quirk.

pat on March 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    I thought that WAS Sandra. I mean who is dumber, someone who can’t do a simple word problem or someone who goes to a Catholic School and demand birth control. Oh yeah, my 8 year old could do a better job interpreting the US Constitution than this so called law student. Chel is smarter than Sandra.

    Evil Super Genius Commuter on March 23, 2012 at 11:43 pm

      LOL. And I bet Sandra can’t run a 7 min. mile. Which is excellent, btw.

      pat on March 24, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I think I just got dumber watching the both of them. Are their windows of the vehicle soaped like the just go married, or something? Did she just graduate and he is moving her out of the special dorm? Where is THAT degree from? Too bad he didn’t let the tape run until she finally decided to stop doing word problems and engaged in some road head, at least then she would still appear to be smarter than that skank Paris Hilton

TS likes DS on March 23, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    I bet Paris Hilton is NOT that stupid. It’s all an act to get more fans to follow her. This woman was NOT acting, she really is that dumb.
    She makes the guys in the Movie “dumb and dumber” look like geniuses.

    Who cares? on March 25, 2012 at 10:25 am

Ah, kids today….they can’t add, can’t subtract but they sure know how to multiply 😀

Gino on March 23, 2012 at 5:54 pm

It’s good things she’s cute.

Oscar on March 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm



Right is always Wrong on March 23, 2012 at 6:06 pm


    You can’t match DS’s intelligence anytime, hell, you can’t even clean the womans shoes. If DS is dumb then how come she has a few college degrees (Bachelors, and Masters), runs her own attorney business, etc.? Sounds like a dumbass, huh? I really enjoy poking and jabbing at you, because you’re the blog’s “whipping-boy” with you’re stupidity, idiocy, demagoguery, etc.!

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    Sean R. on March 23, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Hahaha… seriously, what does it tell us when children are smarter than their elders?

NormanF on March 23, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Who’s the real idiot? He married her!

bobkat on March 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Really? You believe dumb people should have their rights limited? Doesn’t the Constitution quarantee of equal rights preceed any feminist’s?

Richard on March 23, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Studying for finals? C’mon now, a nitwit could answer this on 1 hour of sleep.

Little Al on March 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

People here need to relax a bit. Sometimes people get thrown off by easy trick questions such as that. Maybe she’s dumb, maybe not. You can’t really tell by just this video.

weegee on March 23, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Just goes to show how idiotic men are! He knows she’s dumber than wood but married her anyway. Men dont want brains. They want TNA!

laurayn on March 23, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Trick question?!?

If Groucho were still on the air, he would probably be afraid to ask who was buried in Grant’s tomb.

Some of the contestants might have been studying for finals, or be bamboozled by this trick question.

Little Al on March 23, 2012 at 7:44 pm

“…So now I’m praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive, cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don’t think that I can really survive….”

WilliamMunny on March 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Well everyone knows a pound of rocks weighs more than a pound of feathers.

Poncho on March 23, 2012 at 8:42 pm

I bet if you put her in a video with Ron Jeremy, she could do at least one thing well. Well?

#1 Vato on March 23, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Debbie I don’t think she’s necessarily dumb so much as out to lunch. I think she just didn’t understand the whole MPH angle. And her guesstimate of 58 minute was impressive in a way. I estimate her intelligence as about average and she’s reasonably cute and she probably went to public schools so I can forgive her for being a ding dong.

A1 on March 24, 2012 at 12:18 am

There are thousands of variations on this shtick. “In what year did the war of 1812 take place?” “How long was the six day war?” “What weighs more, a pound of gold or a pound of sawdust?” etc.

He essentially asked a George Burns question, but instead of giving a Gracie Allen answer, she just sort of babbled incoherently. What he should have done next was just ask her something like “How much is nine plus seven?” If she were to give some answer other than sixteen, then we would know for certain that she is mentally retarded. However, if she were to just continue droning on and on about tires and running, then it would be much more likely that she has a substance abuse problem that needs to be addressed.

As an aside, I’d just like to mention that after watching and listening to him on various talk shows, I sincerely believe that David Arquette would also probably have a problem with this (and any similar) question.

Irving on March 24, 2012 at 1:07 am

What an asshole this guy is! I can’t understand how and why someone would humiliate his wife like that.

Kobi on March 24, 2012 at 2:31 am

Aeiiiiiiiiiii!!!! Just imagine – if he’d asked asked her about a train leaving Grand Central at 3 p.m. and traveling at 40mph, what time would it reach ‘X’ which is 200 miles away…???

And to posters about trick questions: Where do Panama hats come from – isn’t where you might think (and there are loads of these).

Nir Leiu on March 24, 2012 at 6:26 am

I have to agree, this guy is really a jerk

Daniel K on March 24, 2012 at 9:27 am

I wasted 3 minutes of my life…..

Steve Epps on March 24, 2012 at 11:19 am

He should have asked her what weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks.

Jack Barcelo on March 24, 2012 at 5:17 pm

And the thing is, that even if she was tired or initially confused, this kept on for several minutes, and even after going over it again and again, she couldn’t figure it out, even after several prompts by him.

Little Al on March 25, 2012 at 4:26 am

58 minutes was a pretty good guess and it seems she stays in pretty good shape. It does seem that math isn’t her thing.

Richard on March 25, 2012 at 11:09 am

IS this girl allowed to have kids? tell me it is not allowed!!!

bruce standler on March 26, 2012 at 2:25 pm

hey, it’s fame, and everyone’s gotta get their fifteen minutes, even if it’s to be famous for being uber-stupid.


JOHN on March 31, 2012 at 4:42 am

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