March 27, 2012, - 10:48 pm

HILARIOUS (& Sad) VIDEO: America’s Future Women are Dumber Than Ever

By Debbie Schlussel

I already told you “The Hunger Games” (read my review) was over-hyped crap designed for the masses of American idiots who will buy the tripe they are served and rave over it. And I was right. Sadly, I was even more right than I thought. Watch this hilarious video of America’s future chicks. If you think America isn’t already in the crapper, watch these dummy-ettes. Trust me, we’re there and have been for a long time. Note that these young girls are raving over a bloody, violent movie about kids killing kids, and their parents sent them to see it alone anyway. I warned you about that, too. It’s so predictable.


Check out the video . . .

Exit questions: do you think that chunky,, pretentious moronette can define “surreal”? Since she’s got the BS “journey” thing down pat, how many seasons of the idiotic “The Bachelor” has she been watching?

20 Responses

I’m completely puzzled by the costumes that the two girls flanking the one that is talking are wearing. From what little I know about this movie, they don’t appear to be dressed as any characters from it. Do you suppose they intended to see some other film at the multiplex (perhaps “The Lorax”) and at the last minute, changed their mind and went into a different theater?

I: They are dressed as the evil, flashy, trendy rich elitist capitalists of the Capital (who dress in bright colors). DS

Irving on March 28, 2012 at 12:45 am

Hilarious. Leftists as capitalists! Not something you see every day but then again America’s future women are just ignorant about America’s economy as they are on what’s a good movie.

NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 1:18 am

I got through less than a minute of the video before I got disgusted and clicked it off. People like that should be institutionalized

RT on March 28, 2012 at 6:58 am

The girls talk like intellectuals. Clearly they have a career in academia ahead of them.

ErisGuy on March 28, 2012 at 8:58 am

    So, like, Dude, have you ever, like, actually, like, TALKED to an intellectual? “Cause I wasn’t hearing anything intellectual going on in that interview.

    My immediate thought was “What on earth were little girls like this doing out at a movie theater at 2:30 AM???? What is the matter with their parents?????”

    DG in GA on March 28, 2012 at 3:31 pm

      “My immediate thought was “What on earth were little girls like this doing out at a movie theater at 2:30 AM???? What is the matter with their parents?????””

      More than likely (if statistics are any indication) they’re the daughters of single/divorced mothers, and Mom is out on a ‘date’ with her latest ‘bad boy’ love interest.

      Ping Jockey on March 30, 2012 at 7:06 pm

How much per student of tax payer money did we waste for this result? At least like, she didn’t like, say like, like a lot of like times. How can they possibly be getting dumber?

ender on March 28, 2012 at 9:31 am

    They’re getting dumber because with modern technology they don’t have to spend any time with adults anymore. I’m not against technology, but the kids are always on their phones interacting with other kids. The only adults they pay attention to are their teachers. “Back in the old days” when kids got home from school they talked to mom and dad at night. Maybe watched the TV with their parents. Nobody is actually teaching these kids how to be adults.

    Robin H on March 28, 2012 at 9:38 am

      And Robin, I know I’m dating myself here, but the TEACHERS spoke correct English, they expected us to know how to spell and how to construct grammatically correct sentences, etc. PLUS, when we got home, our PARENTS expected us to use proper grammar and language usage, pronunciation, and word choices. Even in a casual conversation, if I misspoke, my parents immediately corrected me. Forget about using “you know” as a sentence filler too. I believe the way kids use “like” today would have driven my parents around the bend.

      Might explain why I’m a professional writer and public speaker.

      But you’re right, kids today mostly talk to other kids, they text incessantly (and have begun to speak the way they text) and the coarsening of the language heard in public demonstrates this. Combine this with the teachers who can barely speak English and parent who don’t pay attention and we have a big mess.

      DG in GA on March 28, 2012 at 3:38 pm

kids these days! instead of having a frivolous laugh, why don’t they focus on the evils of islam.

bob on March 28, 2012 at 11:49 am

i agree that they should brush up on their language skills. perhaps they should take lessons from sean r, since his grammar and punctuation are impeccable.

bob on March 28, 2012 at 11:51 am

Debbie…blame the parents. Don’t slander the kid. Seriously, she’s a kid. She looks like she’s 12. This is almost no different then bullying other kids on Facebook. Then you take it a step further and call her chunky, true but how do you know why? We’ll assume it’s due to over eating – you don’t know though and she’s a KID. I lost my 8 yr old daughter to brain cancer, she was on steroids and was extremely tempermental as a result of her treatments (roids). People would look at us, make judgements and assume she was a bratty kid. I’m willing to bet something similar isn’t the case with this kid, but my daughter also got fat while on steroids too now that I think of it. Though your comments are probably, this is mean and you don’t know. We’re not sure how the camera got in her face but it did…. Don’t be part of this this. It’s one thing to call the governor of New Jersey fat….but seriously, this is a little girl. Leave her alone.

I'm a big Debbie Fan on March 28, 2012 at 12:21 pm

There is a big difference between you and yours and that little pudge stick.

She opens her mouth and pretends to be smart for the Camera instead of keeping it shut like the Old saying!

Kevin Kehoe on March 28, 2012 at 12:39 pm

If this is what the future gene pool looks like for America we’re in deep shit.

IceNoMore on March 28, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Stupid and not so hilarious: Democratic Congresswoman (yup, American women are already dumb) wants unperson George Zimmerman arrested for “his own safety”:

At a Congressional forum on the Hill yesterday at which killed Florida teenager Trayvon Martin’s parents were asked to testify, Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL) took center stage. She claimed first that Martin had been victimized by racial profiling and a “botched police investigation.” But she went even further: George Zimmerman, the shooter in the case, she said, should be arrested “immediately for his own safety.”

Yup, no presumption of innocence. No due process of law and no trial. The Left is finding the Nazi German schutzhaft – “protective order” is now a good way to deal with people they don’t like. Hey, who needs the Gestapo when when Congresswoman Frederica Wilson can run her big and stupid mouth!

‘Nuff said.

NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 12:56 pm

And where is this bitter invective when Tim Tebow is in front of a camera? They’re 12 year-old fangirls who went to go see a highly anticipated movie while hopped up on excitement and pixie sticks, and found themselves in front of national media. They were chosen BECAUSE they were loud, giggly, and flashy. Had they been erudite, staid, and thoughtful, they wouldn’t have made it onto the show at all. It’s the fans that sat in-line for 8 days to get the tickets that get featured in this kind of story. Heck, an episode of Bones featured grown men camping out for tickets to Avatar a few years ago.

Robert on March 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Damn CTV to the firey pits of hell for blocking HULU in Canada! This video sounds like comedy gold.

Aurini on March 28, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Great article, Debbie!!! It’s sad and pathetic what this country is coming to.

Dave on March 28, 2012 at 11:24 pm

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ronb on March 30, 2012 at 6:41 am

Kids can’t even put thoughts together in a single concept. I think it’s a combination of our education system, and parents who don’t learn to talk correctly.

Lincoln Robertson on April 3, 2012 at 9:27 am

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