March 10, 2009, - 12:41 pm

“I’m Gonna Kill Myself”: And Now She Has 14

By Debbie Schlussel
While listening to this tape of the OctoMom’s 9/11 call from October, I had a few non-deep thoughts:
1) She repeatedly says, “I’m Gonna Kill Myself.” If only . . . .
2) I felt like I wanted to kill myself, too, and that was just after the first ten seconds of listening;
3) This is how she was with just ONE kid, and then there were fourteen. Don’t expect them to turn out LESS nutty than her.

3 Responses

The movie “Idioccracy” (which Debbie turned me on to) says it all.

poetcomic1 on March 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm

Thanks to you I can’t look at a picture of the Octomom without seeing in my mind’s eye Jimmy Kimmel with huge wax lips. Keep ’em coming and I’ll keep LMAO.
Have ya’ll heard about Denny’s offering the Octomom Breakfast? You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the next guy in line has to pay for you.

Richard on March 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Perhaps her goal was to bring more Palestinian Jihadis into the world.
Palestinian “Lebensborn” minus the “Fathers”?

CHOI on March 11, 2009 at 1:00 am

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