May 11, 2012, - 6:07 pm

In Rare Circumstances, I Root for the TSA – This is One of ‘Em

By Debbie Schlussel

The only way this story would be better would be if he really was “raped” by the TSA. . . or the ghost of  his mancrush, Yasser Arafat.  Sadly, neither is actually the case. Remember that this schmuck was an apologist for Arafat and repeatedly referred to himself on PAWNN (the Prince Al-Waleed News Network a/k/a “FOX News”) as a “Palestinianist.” Oh, and don’t forget when he betrayed the troops in Iraq and was kicked out.

So sad, too bad. Crocodile tears from me. Oh, and by the way, Jerry Rivers–er, “Geraldo Rivera”–welcome to RealWorldVille. Try living in it like the rest of us little people, you spineless whining fraud.

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19 Responses

How many times did he have to go through the line to enjoy this same-sex experience? 😉

Worry01 on May 11, 2012 at 7:57 pm

No sympathy here. Stopped watching him years ago.

RaymondofCanada on May 11, 2012 at 8:10 pm

Hope the TSA raper loved it Geritol-raldo!

What a rotten piece of crap Jerry Rivers is. Someone with a bigger moustache should tie HIM to railroad tracks and leave him there!

Skunky on May 11, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Concerned Citizen on May 11, 2012 at 8:54 pm

He is a worn out relic from another era who should have retired long ago. Geraldo Rivera was a poor interviewer, whether on Sixty Minutes or later. His interviewing style ranges from sycophantic to overtly hostile with very little in between. The interview always seems to revolve around Geraldo, rather than the interviewee. I can respect an interviewer who covers important points and manages to extract useful information from their subject. I am not interested in listening to a Leftist version of Sean Hannity.

Worry01 on May 11, 2012 at 9:32 pm

The best episode was the one when he was hit with the chair! I actually felt sorry for the chair!

Falling Debris on May 11, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Maybe if more and more of this kinda crap happens to the lefties they’ll finally get a clue?!
……..Ain’t gonna hold my breath.

Many, many moons ago, before I started leaning to the right side of the fence, I was skimming through an article in a leftist rag. It was the first place I read that his real name was Jerry Rivers BTW, and they tore him to shreds!
So if NOBODY likes the guy, why is he still ‘relevant’?
I guess some leeches really know how to cling on.

theShadow on May 11, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    He is a token for the Fox News Network, and nothing more. Note that his program is aired over the weekend, which is the deadzone for cable news programs.

    Worry01 on May 12, 2012 at 1:03 am

Geraldo has always annoyed me. Jews don’t normally root for Nazis, but when the Nazi punched him in the nose…

Occam's Tool on May 12, 2012 at 2:20 am

“Geraldo Rivera,” before entering the journalistic profession in 1970, had been a lawyer for the Young Lords (which I.I.N.M. had Communist leanings), so in a sense his political bent is no surprise. He was a “Palestinianist” (a term I myself have associated with those with such a bias) for as long as anyone can remember, so much so that in the years he was with “Eyewitness News” on WABC-TV (Channel 7) in New York (from 1970 to about 1975), during the 1973 Yom Kippur War, his stance had put him at odds with that station’s main news anchor (and Korean War veteran) Roger Grimsby (who, again I.I.N.M., had taken Israel’s side in that conflict).

ConcernedPatriot on May 12, 2012 at 3:55 am

No Geraldo fan, but when his rights are trampled by an abusive Government agency, so are ours.

Fisher1949 on May 12, 2012 at 7:50 am

A “Palestinianist”, eh? Classy.

I haven’t had cable since 1997, so I didn’t even realize that he was still relevant or on TV. Last I remembered hearing about him was the “Al Capone’s safe-opening” flop.

DS_ROCKS! on May 12, 2012 at 8:43 am

I remember when this assmunch had his tv show. The time when he had his nose broken after getting a chair across the face ala WWE style was priceless. Fox News in their pursuit on beig “far and balanced” hired a number of repobates and scumbags like Bob(night cap)Beckel, RINO Mike Huckabuckabee and this clown. I have no love for this terrorist sympathizer and illegal alien apologist.

Ken b on May 12, 2012 at 11:31 am

Jerry Rivers also has a tough time dealing with women. I’m not a really big fan of Michelle Malkin but remember what the “tough guy” said what he would do to her. Just because they differed on the illegal alien issue he wanted to spit in her face. Even his “apology” was insincere. I tell you what big man I happen to think that people who come here illegally should be frog marched back over the border. You want to come and spit on me now big man. Freaking candyass liberal male weenies never cease to amaze me. Seems to me that Geraaald’oh might have liked the TSA full body treatment.

Ken b on May 12, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Frank Stallone beating his face in was a good time for me. I remember that. Come on people! Am I the only one on here that remembers that fiasco?lol

samurai on May 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

    Hee-hee, I remember that Samurai! I *almost* posted it yesterday (after the talks of Geritol-raldo getting hit with a chair) but got lazy but that is one of the first things I always remember as a Howard Stern fan when he was on terrestrial radio! Good times.

    Skunky on May 13, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Jackie Mason: “Did you hear about the Puerto Rican Jew? He was the janitor, but he owned the building,”
Before Springer there was Geraldo, give him some credit. Everyone got a kick out of his Nazi fight. Personally I was never aware of his anti-Israel stance. But my question which half is the Jewish half? Momzer?
In any case who cares about Geraldo anymore? Maybe if he found something in Capone’s alleged safe he would be remembered.

Ron Wolf aka "Columbo" on May 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

The other guy who recently got poned by the TSA was Kissinger. Given that he put pressure on the Israelis not to pre-emptively strike the Egyptians in the 1973 war, thus killing thousands of Jews, it’s a good thing. Full cavity search, away!

Occam's Tool on May 15, 2012 at 5:01 pm

When an Islamist kills him, I will shed no tears.

Occam's Tool on January 29, 2015 at 9:41 pm

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