March 31, 2009, - 2:00 pm

EXCLUSIVE: State of Illinois Officially Recognizes Fictional Country of “Palestine”

By Debbie Schlussel
The United States doesn’t recognize it. Even the United Nations doesn’t recognize it.
And there is no official country called “Palestine.”
But there is, according to the State of Illinois.
Check out this official form the State of Illinois provides to request for the certification of documents for foreign use.
What’s interesting is the countries that aren’t listed. These must be the countries for which people most often request official certified documents and records. Saudia Arabia, Jordan (the REAL “Palestine”), and that fake “Palestine” country. That’s scary. And what do they need the documents for? I wonder which documents are the most requested going to those three entities in particular.


6 Responses

Too bad Hawaii doesn’t have a form like that…

Greg Goss on March 31, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Huh?! is it a country or not?

mindy1 on March 31, 2009 at 3:59 pm

I’m surprised they recognized Israel.

wolf2012 on March 31, 2009 at 5:22 pm

If you can’t point to it on globe, then it isn’t a country

yankeekaz on March 31, 2009 at 6:30 pm

In 634 AD there wasn’t a single arab in the Judaeo-Christian Holy Lands. By that time, Christians had assumed sovereignty over the Roman Empire, including “Palestine Province.” Arabs from the Hijaz and Negd seized the areas in 635 AD, and have only held it for a couple of hundred years since. Most Caliphates were sited outside of Arabia, and the holders were not true Arabs. There is no such thing as a Palestinian. Nor is there a Jordanian. According to British diplomats, Winston Churchill once said, “I created Transjordan with the stroke of a pen on a Sunday afternoon in Cairo.”
The West should be dictating terms to those desert parasites. And we should repatriate the oil fields that came into their hands when we were overgenerous in granting sovereignty to primitives.

supercargo on March 31, 2009 at 8:42 pm

Where is David and his sling shot when you need him?
BAM! Hit them right between the eyes!

SickBoy on April 3, 2009 at 10:56 am

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