April 2, 2009, - 12:51 pm

Girlie Man Nation: Hollywood Gender Reassignment–Can You Pick Which of These Celeb’s Kids Are Boys

By Debbie Schlussel
The problem with Hollywood is the influence it has. Pop culture, sadly, is now America’s culture. What they do in Lalaland, the rest of America follows.
And I’ve noticed the latest disturbing trend from the figments of Tinseltown. They groom their boys to look like girls. If you make your male progeny look like females, it doesn’t bode well for their future masculinity. You’re setting them up to be wimps and “sensitive men.” And we have far too much of that already. We need our men to be men and our women to be women, not the reverse.
See if you can guess which of these Hollywood celebrities’ kids are actually boys. Answer at the bottom.
Gwyneth Paltrow & Kid: Girl or Boy?


Celine Dion & Kid: Girl or Boy?

Cindy Crawford & Kid: Girl or Boy?

America Hater Kate Hudson & Kid: Girl or Boy?

Noam Chomsky Fan Elle MacPherson & Kid: Girl or Boy?

So which of these kids are girls and which are boys?

Well, if you guessed any of them are girls, you’re wrong. All of these effeminate looking kids with feminine manes are males.
Here’s a tip: If you want your boys to grow up to be men, don’t make them look like girls.
And for that matter, ignore all trends emanating from Hollywood and its ilk.

10 Responses

Kids raised by kids.

Tempus Fugit on April 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Off Topic.
I thought you’d be interested in this article, Deborah:
“Prominent scientists show the efficacy of trust in God to treat anxiety”

Mats on April 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm

If they didn’t have breasts, I’d have guessed they were all pre-teen girls! Androgyny is not good for the culture… or for male identity. There’s a reason rockers have long hair and look feminine and I would bet the fact they are outwardly male has nothing to do with being a man!

NormanF on April 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Can’t tell the boys from the girls…and somebody get Celine a peanut butter sandwhich stat!

Southernops on April 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm

Hard to tell, but there’s sure no problem with the celebs!

c f on April 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm

Um, Celine Dion’s is a girl?
I really can’t tell with the others.
Yipes, it’s like when I was a little kid! Couldn’t tell the teenage boys from the girls back then. Hippies, you know.

mplumb on April 2, 2009 at 4:50 pm

For liberals their boys zip their pants in back. Who knows those mothers probably taught them to sit when they pee.
Just wait until 20 years from now when procreation will drop to unsustainable levels because American boys were “exploring the world”. I know they are trying to get that California skater/surfer shaggy boy look, but this is going to the extreme. But if I see one more boy flip their hair back like a girl, I am going to puke. Al qaeda must be laughing.

californiascreaming on April 2, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Those are boys? Yikes, I feel sorry for them-they will be girly-men for sure. Although they may rebel and become Marines or SEALS-that would be funny 😉

mindy1 on April 2, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Take a guess who this girlie-boy grew up to be:
(It’s the boy on the left)

Norman Blitzer on April 3, 2009 at 9:36 am

Do these parents even see the damage they’re doing to their children? once they get older? The parents then wonder why they’re kids are so screwed up when they become young adults. It’s because they’re too liberal and the child becomes confused about their gender. All because Mom and Dad want their kids to be different, to be recognized and seen as being special. Hope these parents have a psychology fund set aside. For when the kids need to get some therepy.
When I was a kid at the age of these celebrite kids. I didn’t have a say in what style hair I could have. My mom use to cut my hair and then when a little older. My dad took me to a barber shop and told the barber what to do. I had a short clean cut look. And maintain it that way till this day. I think men with long hair is just ridiculous. People like that or who have to have piercings all over their face. Are simply insecure and want to look different. As to make a statement and say F*ck the Establishment. Breeding should be a privilage, since some people shouldn’t be permitted to procreate. All they do is create little monsters who become a huge burden on the system later on in life.
Usually these messed up kids from liberal parents end up having their own children when they’re still kids. I suppose that’s another topic for another day, i.e. kids having kids. The nanny state mentality needs to stop and now. Not going to happen while Obama is in office. Obama is spending and taxing everything to support his socialistic programs. In an effort to push our system to some form of socialism. Hi radical approach is extremely scary and alarming too. Now, I heard Obama wants to bring back the “Death Tax.” Which under the Bush initiative is suppose to end in 2010. Obama wants to bring this tax back and make it permanent at 45%. This makes people not want to become wealthy. All this stuff is destroying America. And we’re getting very close to no return.

Tenn Scholar on April 3, 2009 at 12:57 pm

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