April 17, 2009, - 11:08 am

It’s a Long Way Down From “Parent Trap”; Bet She Goes for a Male, This Time

By Debbie Schlussel
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Single and looking. Once starred as twins in a charming Disney remake. Plays for both teams. All downhill from there.

7 Responses

I’m like totally all in.

samurai on April 17, 2009 at 12:01 pm

ROFL!!!! Are you freaking kidding me?? What guy in his right mind (sorry samurai, you’re not one of them) would want to be with a piece of trash like her? I mean just look at Lindsay ‘Highan’, she’s not hot, has zero personality, got more famous by being a slut, been in a lesbian relationship and threw it in our faces, and now all of a sudden she’s supposed to be single and has the nerve to post her profile on eHarmony of all places!??
Get that trash out of the mainstream!! She wore…or should I say..WHORED out her welcome.

Squirrel3D on April 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm

She is the personification of Long Island South Shore trash.
This is coming from a North Shore Snob…

MarySJ on April 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm

What a great resume, currently on probation,an alcoholic and a drug addict. She looks like she has been using meth for quite some time.
I thought e-harmony had standards?

ScottyDog on April 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Dang, I’ve lost my appetite again. No Easter candy tonight.

mplumb on April 17, 2009 at 6:04 pm

Not with a 10′ pole. Can you say Skank-arama?

#1Vato on April 17, 2009 at 6:22 pm

I think her head is getting bigger each time I see her. Her anorexia is getting the best of her. Put some meat on those bones.

californiascreaming on April 19, 2009 at 10:32 pm

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