April 22, 2009, - 12:38 pm

PETA’s Latest Dumb Publicity Grab: “Chicken Dance” Causes Animal Abuse

By Debbie Schlussel
Gotta love the hypocrity of the animal rights zealots of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) a/k/a PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans).
They have no problem with their spokesskank, Pamela Anderson, getting paid to promote a steakhouse. Yet, they are livid over the “chicken dance” at a NASCAR race. They apparently don’t get that this silly dance is comprised of HUMANS imitating animals. Or, apparently, they do . . . and they think this constitutes “animal abuse” and encourages the real thing. Plus, they’re on Col. Sanders’ case . . . again.


Chicken Dance . . . or “Encouragement of Animal Abuse”?

Today, PETA sent an urgent letter to Guinness World Records editor in chief Craig Glenday, urging him to refuse to accept KFC’s bid to set a world record at the Talladega Superspeedway for the largest group chicken dance. Guinness has previously agreed not to certify records that involve cruelty to animals, and PETA is asking that Guinness also refuse to accept world-record bids from a company that refuses to reduce the needless suffering of chickens killed for profit.
If this record is allowed, it could encourage other animal abusers to attempt silly feats that make a mockery of animal protection,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman.

Talk about a stretch. I guess these people have never seen Loony Toons. Remember Wile E. Coyote’s and the Road Runner’s exploits? They “could encourage other animal abusers,” too.

8 Responses

If PETA was honest, they would promote a chicken as a candidate for President of the United States.

Boycott Watch on April 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Boycott Watch,
“If PETA was honest, they would promote a chicken as a candidate for President of the United States.”
They already have one in the White House and he’s chicken enough to befriend terrorists and dictators and falsely accusing the United States for all the miseries of the world while excusing himself for not being born while the U.S. was “destroying the world.”
Hussein Obama and Janet Napolitano: Screw you!
I’m a conservative therefore I’m right wing extremist, you scumbags!

Independent Conservative on April 22, 2009 at 1:35 pm

The Roadrunner should watch those poses. Could definitely encourage “abuse”.

bouzouki on April 22, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Idiot Schmucks, I hope they all get bird flu and puke their guts out

mindy1 on April 22, 2009 at 3:21 pm

You know, if I see just one of these idiots in Baltimore, I’m gonna buy a hot dog, or a cheeseburger, anything with meat in it….and just eat it really slow right in front of them as I show off my meat eating skills!!

Squirrel3D on April 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm

Theres defenetly some birdbrains smarter then some others espcialy those turkeys from PETA

PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on August 26, 2009 at 12:38 am

PETA recently wanted the state of KENTUCKY to replace its state bird from the NORTHERN CARDINAL to a bloodied chicken only proving how absolutly stupid they are only a complete jerk would have anything to do with PETA and hollyweirds full of them like ALEC BALDWIN and PAMELA ANDERSON

PESTO THE PSYCOPATHIC PIGEON on September 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm

When it comes to intellegence leavls and chickens there certianly some birdbrains smarter then the others

Birdzilla on October 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm

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