May 19, 2009, - 3:30 pm

HOprah Watch: Oprah Rewards 10-Year-Old B/c Her Mother Had Her Hear Sex Talk on Live National TV, Considers Buying Her Vibrator

By Debbie Schlussel
In April, I told you about how Oprah had a mother give her geeky 10-year-old daughter, Jordan, the “birds and bees” sex talk on live television. The girl’s mother was, um, “assisted” by fake doctor, Laura Berman, a sex therapist who hosts a show on Oprah’s XM satellite radio channel about being better in bed. The talk featured way too much explicit information for a ten-year-old kid. And it ended with Laura Berman and Oprah encouraging the mother to buy the daughter–and all mothers to buy their daughters–a vibrator, so they will “never have to rely on a boy.”
Yes, that was ridiculous.
But even more ridiculous is what happened yesterday. After the mother abused this girl, by dragging her twice on national TV to hear very graphic sexual discussions (so graphic the girl admitted she couldn’t tell her classmates what the topic of her Oprah appearance was), Oprah has rewarded this abuse. Yesterday, Oprah made this girl her “co-host” on a show featuring talented kid performers. (The first performer was some girl Oprah deemed to be the most talented Norwegian kid singer, Nora Al-Jabri. Yup, Al-Jabri . . . that sounds Norwegian to me, too.)

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Oprah also announced that this sex-talk girl, Jordan, will go on “special assignment” to interview her favorite singer, Taylor Swift, on tour. Oprah called Jordan, “talented,” because she endured the graphic sex talk live on Oprah’s show. Well, I wouldn’t exactly call that a “talent.” But if it is, then perhaps she has a bright future ahead of her as a stripper or porn star. Or writing Harlequin Romance “novels” and entries in the “Playboy Forum.”
Gag.
So the message here: Abuse and embarrass your kids on Oprah’s show and consider buying them vibrators, and Oprah will reward them with a special co-hosting gig and help them meet their favorite celebrities.
Nauseating.
Hey, maybe Springer and Maury ought to get in on this action.

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10 Responses

This is beyond belief. I’ve always detested Oprah’s show . this just validates why i woudl want nothign to do with her or any of her enterprises. I cannot believe exposing a 10 year old girl to this and NOT having anyone screaming child abuse and shutting her down with a little jail time included. She definitely wont’ “need a man” in the women’s pen.
ugh! disgusting in the extreme!

Mistress_Dee on May 19, 2009 at 4:32 pm

Springer has too much class. LOL!

californiascreaming on May 19, 2009 at 6:17 pm

It’s the lefty lesbo movement in all its power and glory.

samurai on May 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm

If this had been an law and order episode that mom would be in jail for sex abuse. How the hell can anyone do this to there kid on t.v. just to get fame? Maybe the kid will rebel and become a republican or a nun

mindy1 on May 19, 2009 at 6:59 pm

This is child abuse, on national TV! Where is the outcry? I don’t hear anything anywhere else on this. This is just another sign of what kind of society we live in, and a sign of which way the wind is blowing in the degenerate unconsciousness of the West.

arius on May 19, 2009 at 8:08 pm

There won’t be any outcry because it’s HOprah.
Have to admit, HOprah is a marketing genius, probably the best ever.
She captured the middle to upper class mindset perfectly. They yuppie mindset really stands for nothing except for flattering themselves how great people they are. “We are the pretty people of the world”, but “we C-A-R-E!!!! because we love Oprah.” It’s all so narcissistic.
But, HOprah is still smart (and phony) enough to act like she cares about black people.
Blecch. People who worship Oprah really have no soul. It showcases the worst part of America.

Jeff_W on May 20, 2009 at 10:26 am

She’s definitely got the purse girl demographic locked in.

ryukyu on May 20, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I hope they all end up with chipped teeth!

West Dearbornistan on May 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm

This is over the line to pedophiliaville. Reminds me of the Micael Jackson stuff where nobody questioned him till he repeatedly did the same weird stuff.

samurai on May 20, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Why does that show make me worry that we are heading toward the social acceptance of pedophilia?

Worry01 on May 21, 2009 at 6:41 am

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