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VIDEO: After Years of Pimping Us on Mitt Romney, Ann Coulter Now Wakes Up, Pissed @ Romney

By Debbie Schlussel

I used to label posts of mine about Mitt Romney as “Mitt Happens.” But now I gotta have a new label: “Shameless Pimps of Mitt Happen.” And so it goes for many of the conservatives, particularly Ann Coulter, who have loudly pimped us non-stop on Mitt Romney. It’s hardly news that Mitt Happens was the creator of RomneyCare and that ObamaCare was not only modeled on it, but that Romney sent his healthcare advisers to the Obama White House to help them create ObamaCare, the same ObamaCare he now claims he’s absolutely against. So, when a Romney spokeschick, Andrea Saul, screwed up by reminding us of that great feat–RomneyCare–conservatives are going ballistic. And I ask them, huh? What did you expect? The dude’s a liberal. The Etchy-Sketchy Man for a New Generation. Watch this video below of Coulter and a number of other Romney Pimps now getting all upset over the real Romney and the real Romney team (which will be his staff in the White House). Welcome to America. Now, the Daily Kos folks are eating this up, because conservatives embrace morons and frauds like Erick “My Parents Couldn’t Think of Another First Name” Erickson who embrace crappy candidates like Flip Flopneycare. Ignore everything that overrated, lying schmuck says and writes. I don’t like Lawrence O’Donnell or MSNBC, but they have the video compilation of all of these dumbass conservatives suddenly having a moment of lucidity on Romney, far too late.



As I always say to every conservative who tells me this is “the most important election in U.S. history” (which they say as often and as casually as the host of “The Bachelor” says, “the most important rose ceremony ever!”): then, why the heck did you give us the weakest candidate possible? Did you really forget that Romney did dream up RomneyCare? Do you really want to stick your head in the sand and pretend otherwise? If mention of it makes you go ballistic, then maybe you should have gone ballistic about the idea of Romney as your candidate. It’s hilarious that you want people to evade who this guy really is and what he really did the last time he was at the reins of government.

Watch the video . . .

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Gee, Ann, thanks for waking up (sort of) on Mitt Romney AFTER he’s the GOP nominee (which you cheered every step of the way).


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102 Responses


If you think Republicans are dispirited and that’s what you need to believe to get to sleep at night, have at it. But you know the truth don’t you, a president that can’t run on his record will not be returned to the White House, period!!!


You wrote that you agree that the polls are biased but then you rely on those same polls as evidence that Romney has problems! The point of my post that neither of you addressed was concerning the results of the 2010 election. There’s no poll like election results. I believe the 2010 election results are foretelling what will happen in the 2012 election because the president has continued to pursue the same policies the voters rejected in 2010. What’s changed since 2010?

Also, the president himself admits that his policies have failed, that’s why he continues to run against Bush 43. The voters know that past performance is an indicator of future results. The voters will not give this guy four more years after he himself admits that his policies have failed to turn things around. Maybe I’m putting too much faith in reality (recent election results, employment & economic numbers) and not enough faith in the fantasy reflected in todays poll results. We shall see. Have a great day.

Mike on August 12, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    Mike, is your point to annoy me enough to vote for Hussein?

    I pointed out that Republicans were leading in the party polls, despite the bias toward Dems. The question is why, with the same built-in bias, Mittens is well behind.

    skzion on August 12, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    No, your problem is that you wouldn’t recognize reality of it bit you.

    This clown car campaign of Romney’s has reduced itself to babbling incoherence. Take for example their contortions on the amnesty fiat, Obamacare being a tax or a penalty, that press secretary talking up Romneycare, etc. HE STANDS FOR NOTHING, AND HE REFUSES TO ATTACK HIS *OPPONENT.*

    Meanwhile you’re fat and complacent, trying to score yourself some tickets for the second Romney inauguration – in 2017. This fact-based “reality” you speak of sounds like an interesting place. Is it by any chance near a famous river in Egypt?

    Statusmonkey on August 13, 2012 at 1:35 am

It looks like some people on this board are Obama’s operatives. They can take message to their boss that he is vacating WH coming this fall. May be he should apply for UN general secretary job. Seems like appropriate place for him. Or may be Egypt parliament will spare him a seat.

gabem on August 12, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Curious, gabby, suddenly, from out of nowhere, YOU show up. How much has Mittens paid you, huh?

    skzion on August 12, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    How funny that you should expose this black-hearted conspiracy on a post about Ann Coulter. By the end of the primaries (at the beginning of them, actually) she was pretty much accusing everyone in America who hadn’t donated at least $2500 to the Romney campaign of being an undercover saboteur for the Democrats.

    There sure are a LOT of saboteurs in the GOP, then. Shoot, 60 percent of the primary voters tried to torpedo our invincible shining jewel of a candidate. Whew, I’m sure relieved that we don’t have some other candidate, he might actually defeat Obama or something.

    Statusmonkey on August 13, 2012 at 1:44 am


      Some days I think the GOP elite foisted Mitt Happens on the party to punish all those upstart Tea Party voters who gave the GOP back the House.

      Lot of fat good it did us! And now they want to inflict their revenge on conservatives in the form of one Mitt Williard Romney.

      Tell me conservatism still means something in America.

      NormanF on August 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Romney is better then Obama but is still at heart a progressive.

Repeat on August 31, 2012 at 11:07 am

We’re doomed. Thats it. No one wants to tell the truth and stop the ship from going over the cliff. Nothing short of a strong return to G-D and the constitution will save this once great nation. Everything else is just window dressing on a broken window….

Scottib on October 11, 2012 at 12:12 am

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