July 15, 2009, - 12:52 pm

HILARIOUS News VIDEO: Michael Jackson Tree Stump “Bigger Than Jesus”

By Debbie Schlussel
Yes, as we’ve already discovered, there is no limit, no logic or reason to the Michael Jackson mania that won’t die. Remember the Michael Jackson “Moonwalk” Cheeto, which hit $26 in bids before Ebay removed it? Well, check this out.
This news report from CBS 13 in Stockton, California is hilarious. And it shows me that not much is happenin’ in Stockton. When I look at this tree stump, I see . . . a tree stump. Check out the woman’s comments about Michael Jackson v. Jesus. Looks like she ate both of them.

HA! With geniuses like these, you wonder why America is going down the tubes.

7 Responses

This just furthers the MSM’s elitist agenda to make Americans out to be knuckle-dragging bible thumpers. You can’t get on camera if you’re not morbidly obese, inarticulate, or wearing something sleeveless.

spiffo on July 15, 2009 at 2:39 pm

equals?? Jesus & Wako??… Are you kidding me??… Oh those Stockton people are so silly!

Rats on July 15, 2009 at 2:48 pm

this gives the word ‘pathetic’ new meaning.

kaps on July 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm

I don’t know what is worse the people or the news station covering it? I think the news station is worse.
And people wonder why Stockton was the foreclosure capital of the country for a while? I grew up in a town 60 miles south of Stockton. Now in San Diego. Not too many people understand that many of the fruits, nuts and vegetables of the country comes from the “Valley”. From Sacramento to Bakersfield. I would drink a beer with someone from the Valley than an a-hole liberals from the Bay. Hey it might be bad in Stockton but it aint Detroit. LOL!!

californiascreaming on July 15, 2009 at 6:02 pm

What’s wrong with you people?!?!?!
It’s definitely the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.
And if you listen carefully, you can even hear the wind in the background rustling through the leaves to the tune of “If They Only Had a Brain.”

Shy Guy on July 16, 2009 at 2:53 am

This just furthers the MSM’s elitist agenda to make Americans out to be knuckle-dragging bible thumpers.
Posted by: spiffo at July 15, 2009 02:39 PM
IMO so many things about the US in recent decades points to the dumbing down of America. This is not limited to religious versus irreligious persons.
It is a sad reflection on a culture which has been debased by crass materialism, self-gratification, envy and scholastic methods and that have dragged education levels downhill.
The election of Obama is indicative to this malady.
I speak as someone born and raised in the US and despondent from the big picture I get just from listening to Americans, watching the government at all levels not working and seeing what trash universities send out into all fields. I have no need for MSM influence (a symptom on its own) to draw my conclusions.

Shy Guy on July 16, 2009 at 3:10 am

Maybe they just think it looks like MJ since the “nose” is a big hole – much like the one in “the original” after hacking at it so much.

Angie on July 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm

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