November 4, 2012, - 1:45 pm

FUNNY VIDEO Spot on About Bloomberg, Chris Chrispie Creme – Egomaniacal Grandstanders of Superstorm Sandy

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s come out that HAMAS-lovin’, Islamo-pandering Chris Christie was Mitt Romney’s initial choice for Veep and that he and his supporters were pissed that Romney passed Chris Chrispie Creme over for Paul Ryan (Thank G-d that happened!). And, as I noted on Thursday morning, it’s quite clear that Chrispie Creme is already campaigning for his morbidly obese self for 2016 and used Superstorm Sandy and the misery and misfortune of his constituents to grandstand and promote Barack Hussein Obama. (It’s also possible he might also be auditioning as the new spokesmodel for the Land’s End or L.L. Bean plus size men’s fleece apparel line.) As I said then, it’s one thing to be statesmanlike and thank the President. It’s entirely another to have multiple, public fat chick orgasms over the guy, as Chrispie Creme did. Last night’s Saturday Night Live intro, below, hit the target in portraying New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg (and his over-exuberant sign language translator and his stupid 16-ounce soda cup limit) and Chris Chrispie Creme in all of their egomaniacal self-promotion and Obama-pandering. Oh, and BOTH of them are liberals. (In case you didn’t know, in addition to protecting HAMAS terrorists and appointing their HAMASnik lawyers as judges, that slob Christie is pro-gun control, believes in the global warming myth, supports illegal aliens and amnesty for them, and so on.)

Jack Spratt Obama & His Fat Chick, Chris Chrispie Creme


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22 Responses

Wow, a funny Saturday night live skit!!!!

Was there any truth to the rumors that the large wave that swept over New Jersey occurred when Chris Chrispy Creme dived into the Atlantic Ocean?

Seriously, Chris Chrispy Creme is dead in the Republican Party, and he knows it. He was purposely trying to kill off Mitt Romney’s chances of being president, so the “F squared” (Fat Fuck) could run in 2016.

Watch for this strunze to switch to the Democratic Party.

Jonathan E. Grant on November 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Ann Coulter has lost all credibility. Seriously, this obese liberal guy was her number one choice to turn the country around?

JM on November 4, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Love the political satire in the SNL skit from last night, I didn’t see SNL, was too busy watching NCAA football last night and all day yesterday.

Anyway, let’s hope that those on the far-right (as Jerry Doyle would say at times) go ballistic on this and say, “typical left wing SNL, make fun of conservatives”, whereas, both Christie and Bloomberg are NOT conservatives, there left wingers wearing Republican clothing.

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on November 4, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I wonder what carnage is taking place in NY that the lying media isn’t telling us about. Their batteries should be running down about now, their bottled water gone. SNL doesn’t dare criticize Obama or Bloomberg too much, it’s taken 4 years for them to make fun of his ears. What about Fast n Furious, executive privilege, lying to congress, total failure during a 9-11 attack in Libya, the utter incompetence of Susan Rice and Hillary Clinton, Obama investigating himself for the facts, refusing to answer questions? What about all the devastation in NY? Oh, now it’s just a mild joke when we have some lying, commie scum in the White House.

David Lanham on November 4, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Delightful video.

JM, Coulter lost credibility when she so enthusiastically supported Mittens early on.

skzion on November 4, 2012 at 5:31 pm

I have to say, those two guys should get a room.

skzion on November 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Well, Barack Obama gave us a hello and good bye visit to some the sites of devastation. It was obviously designed to be photo op material. I would prefer not seeing Janet Napolitano on a full stomach. Having that woman manage the Department of Homeland security is about as wise as leaving your wallet or purse out in the middle of the street.

Worry01 on November 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm

That was genuinely funny!

Chris Christie is a lunatic! There IS something wrong with him and those with discerning minds know it. I’m glad DS spotlights his Hamas support (that’s what she does but so many clueless Conservatives are so clueless about it. It’s annoying!!)

And all y’all sayin’ Ann Coulter has lost it are SPOT. ON.

A few weeks ago I heard a podcast of her Philly appearance and it said it ALL. If you had heard it you would have thought she’d make a good Liberal. It was disappointing and I was not amused.

Skunky on November 4, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Maybe the good Mayor Bloomberg should give Mr.Christie some of the advice (trans fats, etc., etc.) that he swamps a the peope of NYC with. Christie could benefit more from it.

Little Al on November 4, 2012 at 9:14 pm

I knew that that the New Jersey Michelin Man Christy was on catchers Mitt’s short list for VP. I didn’t know that he was the initial choice.I’m so glad that Romney had the good sense no to pick this overweight blowhard. This terrorist loving pansy talks tough but just like a RINO politican he can pander and suck face with the best of them. His endless love with Odummer the gungan was just pathetic to watch. Hey Christy the White House called. Valerie Jarrett said that she wants Obama’s jockstrap back because it’s Bill Maher’s turn to hold it. And speaking of that little toilet bug. This is the same drawf that dated Ann Coulter. Talk about a lose of credibility. I remember on the Wallbanger Radio Show Vannity kept asking her how she felt about Maher giving 1 million bucks to Obowma’s superpac. She deflected the question in a style better than the average dumb liberal. Could you imagine a picture of her standing next to Christy in the photo above instead of Odingleberry. Oh and Bloomturd is a joke of a mayor with a I know what’s best for you complex. Someone shoud tell this dishrag to stop worrying about stupid crap like salt, soda sizes and transfats and worry about things like drugs and crime in America’s largest city.

Ken b on November 4, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Both Mutthead and Obamer pander to the special interests, hate the conservatives and Tea Party, cave to islam, are for Amensty, etc. — my conclusion has been that Mitt is not running against BHO, but with him. he will not criticize the
Cristie seems far more Obama-like in every respect. Muttster may be Obama Lite, Christie is Obama Extra.

Otto Schaden on November 5, 2012 at 7:53 am

All names mentioned in the previous comments are part of the “Look at me!” crowd, and have learned well the best way to manipulate the media to their favor. They’re unhappy if they aren’t mentioned above the fold every morning, and the public be damned. Unfortunately, most of the public still follows that carrot on the string blissfully ignorant of the fact that it will forever remain just out of reach. Christie is not a public servant; like Obie, he’s a dyed in the wool politician, and, as such, has a well lubricated rudder with which to vary his course depending on the best destination at any given moment.

Kent on November 5, 2012 at 10:01 am

…I was really surprised that SNL didn’t use an Ann Coulter impersonator to act as Christie’s sign language translator, because that is what she actually is.

…on second thought, maybe I’m not surprised, since I have a sense of humor, and expect too much from SNL…..

Nick Fury on November 5, 2012 at 10:50 am

Oh, come on Deb. They do look like a cute couple, don’t you think? Maybe they should get a room, though.

Jonathan E. Grant on November 5, 2012 at 12:07 pm

One has to wonder why the Left bothers anymore to denounce Fox and the Fox News Channel as “right-wing.” These two networks are fully in the tank as jihad enablers.

A lot of young mainstream conservatives, I might add, are suckers for polls “proving” Romney will win in a landslide. Wake up, Town Hall, Human Events, Newsmax and all the rest: Wishful thinking isn’t real thinking.

Seek on November 5, 2012 at 4:17 pm

If America can’t keep people such as Janet Napolitano, Barak Obama, and Chris Chrispy out of the public trough, she needs the hell knocked out of her—and I would say, a Chinese army of say 200m, can probably do it, . . .

PhillipGaley on November 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm

I didn’t know that the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is the governor of Noo Joizey!

S’mores, anyone?

The Reverend Jacques on November 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Very glad to see SNL get its comic edge back. The writers here seem to recognize that when you do political or topical comedy, your comic sword needs to slash through targets without any partisanship, nor should the slashing be unduly tempered by politcal correctness. In effective comedy, there are few restrictions on the comedic attacks.

The targets in this particular sketch include not just Bloomberg, Christie, and Obama (who has been hilariously encapsulated in the same shorthand image of big ears by the two sign-language interpreters with radicaly different styles)–but also sign language interpreters and incessant bilingual messages.

This explains why Bill Mahrer, Jon Stewart, and Steve Colbert aren’t funny anymore. Their politics shine through everything that they do, and the message is always the same: Leftism good, everything else, bad. The result? A paucity of laughs, and a dull, predictable, insipid routine devoid of any imagination or surprise–two characteristics that are essential to great comedy.

Ralph Adamo on November 5, 2012 at 10:24 pm

I just wanted to let you know you’re being deleted from My Favorites. I’ve had it with your nasty words. You’re just really mean. What does Chris Christie’s weight have anything to do with anything. That is disgusting. It is refreshing to have someone in politics say what he means and keep his word. You should be ashamed of yourself. Keep to reviewing movies since I think that is the only thing you can do. You call yourself a friend to Israel – I think you’re just really a nasty chutzpanit – who the hell needs you!

Danielle on November 6, 2012 at 7:34 am

Ehh, had the woman portraying Lydia Callis been using genuine signs, I’d be okay with it. As it is, the frequent reduction of sign language to pantomime is about as classy as Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong. Or a Lena Durham campaign video.

Robert on November 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm

” . . . in addition to protecting HAMAS terrorists and appointing their HAMASnik lawyers as judges, that slob Christie is pro-gun control, believes in the global warming myth, supports illegal aliens and amnesty for them, and so on.”

And among those “so on’s” is the myth of gays being “born that way.”

ConcernedPatriot on August 21, 2013 at 12:33 am

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