November 15, 2012, - 10:07 am

(UPDATED w Correct Video) FUNNY Video: Diagramming the David Petraeus “Sister Wives” Family Tree

By Debbie Schlussel

This is a pretty good–and funny–diagram of the whole “Desperate PetraeusWives” soap opera. Truth is always stranger–and much more interesting–than fiction.

Can you imagine this happening during World War II? I’m sorry, General MacArthur. The Philipinnes will have to wait. We found your Ashley Madison password.

If we had the internet, Facebook, and e-mail during WWII, would this have happened to MacArthur, Eisenhower, and our other generals?


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17 Responses

Why is everyone wasting time, media coverage and ink on this Petraeus deal. This kind of stuff goes on daily at all levels of our government, from the guy at the top to the guy cleaning the restrooms.

Nothing will happen to anyone. Petraeus will either get a job in the Obama administration or become a professor at some college/university in the United States. He will write a book, as will everyone else involved and go on the Oprah show.

Mike on November 14, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    And then he will go on the Jimmy Kimmel show. WooHoo!!! LOL. Is the FBI going to investigate J.Kimmel.?

    Last word on November 15, 2012 at 6:29 pm

IS this the wrong video? This is some horrible Honey BooBoo/Breaking Dawn thing that my eyes can’t un see !

Sunshine on November 14, 2012 at 7:17 pm

That was cute. It’s the 4th episode in for those interested. That Honey Boo Boo clip was disturbing in more ways than one. YUCK!

Skunky on November 14, 2012 at 9:12 pm

I think the Republicans are hoping that the commotion about Petraeus, Rice, etc. will give them leverage in the budget negotiations with Obama. It is well known that the Watergate saga weakened the Nixon presidency in general, and contributed to our loss in Vietnam.

But unfortunately, the Republicans are both liberal and spineless as a whole, and what they are hoping to get from Obama is merely face-saving concessions, rather than a substantive budget change.

At the time of WW II, when the bulk of the population still believed in America’s traditions, hopefully emails, tweets, and all the rest of it, would have been devoted to supporting the war effort, and the tell-alls would have faced ostracism if they acted the way they are acting today.

Little Al on November 15, 2012 at 9:15 am

Jimmy, first press conference since he was elected? First press conference in eight months, you sycophant.

Dina K on November 15, 2012 at 9:35 am

Deb –

I have a little concern about why the FBI agent (and I have learned much about the FBI from your blog) WAS SO INTENT upon pushing this forward….

the media claim the FBIie (FBIer?) is Frederick W. Humphries II, who they trumpet foiled the LAX Y2K bomb plot…. yet I seem to recall that is was actually foiled by a female customs officer in Washington State, right?

Nick Fury on November 15, 2012 at 10:48 am

this is the best you can do with your talents and intelligence while Israel is under attack and already FOUR JEWS have been murdered? But no, posting shmaltzy articles about old Holocaust survivors makes you a caring Jew. Debbie, you do some great work but then you trash yourself and your readers with this shallow garbage. Please stop bragging on being a Jew, you embarrass us with this drivel ( I won’t use the Yiddish vulgarism but it’s more appropriate.)

Italkit on November 15, 2012 at 10:52 am

Hey Itakit, you think you know Yiddish?

Gay cacken Afen Yam.

I_AM_ME on November 15, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Chazzer! I said I don’t use vulgarity, I never said I don’t know it.

    Italkit on November 15, 2012 at 1:20 pm

      But you meant it Italkit.

      I_AM_ME on November 15, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Its called DRECK!

FrenchKiss on November 15, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Thanks, FK, that’s EXACTLY what it is!!!!!!!!!

    Italkit on November 15, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Ike had an affair during WWII, and MacArthur couldn’t keep his hands off one of the LBFM’s in the Philippines during the 1930’s.

However, what is dangerous here is that Kelly is a Lebanese import, with contacts in Lebanon, so we cannot be sure as to whether her associations with the military brass is not a security risk.

Additionally, Broad-Well had a heck of a lot of material in her possession, as did Kelly, if rumors are to be believed, that involved national security.

Ike and McArthur would never have put Little Ike and Little Mac before the good of the USA. We cant say that about General Betrayus, who puts praise of Islam above our national security.

Jonathan E. Grant on November 15, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    I agree, Jon, and serious articles like Debbie’s latest about that ARE important info for everyone. I haven’t read it yet because of the escalating situation 25 miles to my South, but am going to read it now. Will comment there.

    Italkit on November 15, 2012 at 12:52 pm

The IDF is asking us to not post real time updates on FB so read between the lines here, please and remember that TA is on the sea.

Italkit on November 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I believe this a Conspiracy going back awhile..The Set up and the PURGE..

Operation Fast and Betrayus

Capt-Dax on November 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm

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