November 21, 2012, - 4:01 pm

Three Turkeys Involved in White House Thanksgiving Pardon

By Debbie Schlussel

Barack Obama pardoned two turkeys, instead of the usual one, in this year’s pre-Thanksgiving White House ceremony. Which means that three turkeys were involved in the White House pardoning ceremony, one of them human. (Back in the Clinton days, I used to have a holiday card I made with a pic of Bill Clinton with the pardoned turkey that said, “Two Turkeys Join Me in Wishing You Happy Holidays.”) Hmmm . . . two turkeys for Barack, two Khawam twin turkeys for David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen. I think we see a pattern here.

Add your caption for the pic (in the comments section) . . .

Cobbler and Gobbler are the turkeys the Turkey-in-Chief pardoned now. Imagine which human turkeys he’ll pardon out of jail in four years (or less).

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“The last white turkey I carved up was named Romney.”

From the kids:

“Can’t wait til this moron dies and we get control of the Swiss and Cayman Island Bank accounts.”

From Obama’s wife:

“Why did I have to marry this girly man?”

Jonathan E. Grant on November 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Obama-Putin is the biggest jive-ass turkey on the planet. He always has to make himself look more saintly than he’ll ever be. He’s a pathological, Marxist devil. But this will work wonders for the dopes who voted for him. Potemkin pantomines are the mother’s milk of the brain dead.

I see Michelle Antoinette is not in the picture. That would make 2 jive-ass turkeys and 2 turkey birds.

To me, this is just like Michael Corleone @ the baptism while behind the scenes the Obama-Putin regime is brutally taking out enemies and covering their slimy snail-trail backs!

Skunky on November 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm

He should stuff that turkey with crack and send it
to Jesse Jackson Jr. for his last South Central freebie.

Commander Zero on November 21, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Wax on, wax off.

CornCoLeo on November 21, 2012 at 6:15 pm

i wonder who they got to knock up the first wokie because she is a two bagger and bongo likes men better.

bruce on November 22, 2012 at 9:18 am

What happened to pardoning Jonathan Pollard. Oh, I forgot. He’s Jewish. Biggest turkeys in the land are the POTUS and FLOTUS. Thanks for posting Debbie. Happy Thanksgiving to you and family.

Naomi R on November 22, 2012 at 10:24 am

Somewhat off topic, but talking about pardons – the lone survivor of the Jihad attacks in Mumbai 3 years ago was finally hanged yesterday in a jail in India and buried in a pit within the jail.

Neither did Pakistan bother to ask for his body, and nor did Muslims dare raise a beep over his burial. And while Indians are normally dhimmi, in this case, they didn’t bother about any Islamic sensitivities – maybe carrying the belief that the jihadis are not Islamic to its logical conclusion.

Infidel on November 22, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Correction: Make that 4 years ago, not 3.

Infidel on November 22, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Why not pardon the taxpayers next?

Little Al on November 22, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Yeah, pardon Pollard, eat the turkeys.

BethesdaDog on November 23, 2012 at 4:02 am

It’s all about show with this clown that we have in the White House. Instead of one turkey he’ll pardon two? Big Whup! This buffoon just slimed his way back to four more years and now we have the real turkey to deal with. As for the leaders in Congress we also have a buzzard in Reid, a crow in Pelosi, and two chickens in McConnell and Boehner. I hope that everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

Ken b on November 23, 2012 at 8:43 am

The baby Wookie -the one in the pastel blue shoes- is looking at Obama with an expression that just shouts – ‘This man is a fool!’

Larry L. Smith on November 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I wonder that Obama doesn’t use the thumbs up/ thumbs down of the Roman Emperor at a Circus. That is closer to his ideology than the blessing of priest or Christian religious leader.

Nancy H on November 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Obama to the turkey: ” Praise be to Allah, you are soon to be soup.”

Bobby99 on November 23, 2012 at 7:40 pm

“yeh… see everybody, my pinky finger is really short.”

panhandle on November 23, 2012 at 8:59 pm

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