January 15, 2013, - 3:59 pm

Lance Armstrong & Oprah: The Room Ain’t Big Enough for Even One of Those Egos – HOprah Alert

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting sick and tired of hearing about how Mr. Arrogant, Lance Armstrong, is giving his confession about steroids to HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah, Ms. Arrogant. I was sick of the story the first time I heard it. Now, it’s really overkill. It is as if Oprah is some god or high priestess and only she can hear confessions from us lesser mortals–but only the lesser mortals that are celebs, not us little people–and that, she, and she alone, can confer the necessary forgiveness to make it all go away. And only she can deign who is worthy of forgiveness.


It elevates this calorically-gifted, New Age psychobabblist to godlike status. And it’s disgusting. But what else is new? This is what you get when two symbiotic hyper-narcissist frauds perpetrate something on America . . . the Kardashian-viewing segment of the country that actually cares about this crap (and voted for Obama).

There probably aren’t two more arrogant people in this world (except the Obamas) than Lance Armstrong and Oprah Winfrey. He is on his own Conceit and Deceit World Tour, and she is just on her Everlasting Lifelong Conceit World Tour (Sponsored by Upper Class Liberal White Housewives Who Want to Feel Unracist & So They Buy $500 Cashmere Q-Tips From Oprah’s Favorite Things). I was disgusted, back in the summer, when Rush Limbaugh–and his constant echo chamber copycat, Sean Hannity–repeatedly defended Armstrong after the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency and cycling’s governing body declared that Armstrong doped and that they were pulling all of his cycling wins, including several Tour De France titles. Why are they defending this jerk? They acted as if he was some huge victim and a conservative cause celebre. Not even close. He’s a dude who dumped his wife (and kids) who stuck with him while he had cancer and made his comeback, so that he could now be free to “date” (euphemism) a bevy of blonde heiresses and celebrity bimbos, living the life of a super jock (when he wasn’t really one) with multiple glamorous sperm receptacles.

I really couldn’t care less that Lance Armstrong was doping. I’ve written before on this site about how I don’t oppose the use of steroids and performance-enhancing drugs in professional sports, so long as they are made legal for adults and are out in the open. And, unlike in other pro sports, virtually the entire class of elite cyclists was doping when Armstrong was. But he’s a liar and a fraud (and a liberal who whined about counterterrorism spending after 9/11) who lucked out by appearing at the Bush White House and cycling with George W. Bush and getting out of being prosecuted by the Justice Department, which closed its investigation of him, despite going after doctors and others. He sued newspapers for defamation and went after fellow cyclists who admitted to doping and said Armstrong did, too. And it was all a fake-out.

And, so, who cares if Armstrong finally admits to what everyone already knows–that he cheated and then went after all of those who exposed him, while he pretended to be interested in charity and stopping cancer? And do we know if his doping might not have some causal connection with his testicular cancer in the first place?

Nobody in America needs Oprah’s forgiveness. Frankly, regardless of the fact that her influence is much lessened with her talk show gone from syndication and her cable channel drowning in debt and low ratings, she needs to ask America’s forgiveness. HOprah is the woman who for over a quarter century pimped her anything-goes “morality” and far-left progressivism on American families and homes. It’s not a stretch to say that she ruined lives, broke up families, and hurt people. After all, she preached selfishness and deviance to her millions of American viewers–most of them women–on a daily basis. And even with her on-air career in rigor mortis, Oprah continues to be backed by the Discovery Network execs . . . because she’s Black. If she were White, she’d be gone. Millions of airheaded American women with money to spend also still buy tickets to her narcissistically named “Change Your Life” seminars. There’s a word for them: suckers, the birthrate of which was vastly underrated in the proverbial one per minute. And only a super-egotist would call her interview show, “Master Class.” She ain’t a master of anything, other than BS (and she used to sell it by the truckload).

That Lance Armstrong has briefly, temporarily, brought this egomaniac Oprah back from the showbiz diva dead for an ephemeral moment is just more of the mutual conceit and fraud that people like both Winfrey and Armstrong feed on for a living. They need it to keep their public personae and celebrity going. They’ve built careers on pretending to have empathy for others, but it’s all a show.

Oprah now says she’s “mesmerized and riveted” by Armstrong’s hardly shocking confession. PUH-LEEZE. The only people mesmerized here are Oprah and Lance Armstrong with the images in their mirrors.

What is the difference between Armstrong/Oprah and G-d?

Among many other things, He doesn’t think He’s them.


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66 Responses

They are both horrible human beings. I wish they would just sink into the septic filth from which they came.

Worry01 on January 15, 2013 at 4:10 pm

She has replaced Larry King as the the Exonerator in Chief. If you confess your sins to Oprah, your soul shall be healed.

Worry01 on January 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm


Not that I was shocked by cheating in professional sports. Its a given pro athletes use performance-enhancing drugs to win.

Lance Armstrong wasn’t candid about it and that’s why he lost his titles. A liar getting on TV confessing his sins isn’t exactly a revelation.

In my opinion Armstrong was screwed not by his doping but by his lies about it. Now that’s unsportsmanlike conduct.

We don’t really have heroes anymore in the Age Of Oprah and Obama.

NormanF on January 15, 2013 at 4:18 pm

I wrote something similar earlier today.

He hurt, ruined, so many people protecting his image and his lies. I listed a few of them in my post, but the fact that he got teammates blackballed, and slandered teammates wives is just sickeneing.

Yes, the millions raised for cancer research is amazing. But it’s like blood money from the mob, to a degree. I hope Livestrong perserveres in spite of it’s fraudulent hero.

Lance on January 15, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Lance, that was great! I enjoyed your column!

    Skunky on January 15, 2013 at 5:16 pm


Its not the fact that Armstrong gamed the system that upset me. Every one else did it, too. Its the fact he lied that he did it and others who got sucked into defending his lies and patently false claim of victimhood, made him out to be someone he wasn’t – and Oprah is also on that list as well.

A person like that will never be a true champion and Armstrong should have just gone the heck away and ceased inflicting his little drama on the rest of us.

NormanF on January 15, 2013 at 4:33 pm

Yes, I was also thinking of Rush’s silly comments a few months ago.

Oprah does have one advantage as exonerator-in-chief though; she is a friend of the President. My first thought, probably wrong, was that if he went on her show & gave her publicity, she would use her connection with the President to help ease the penalties on him.

And steroids? Should be completely barred. As you say, they may have caused his cancer, and they have ruined the long-term health of many, many athletes. Gentlemen like Jim Thome would never use them.

Little Al on January 15, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    Little Al, I am glad I never heard Rush say those things about Fraud Armstrong. I would have lost it. Rush is great at knowing Liberals but there are indeed many areas he’s just not up to speed on. Yikes.

    But I was LOLOLing when Rush briefly spoke about the tete-a-tete of the century today at the top of his show. That was funny.

    I don’t think I can support steroids. I think many here have made great points on why they don’t care (it’s given me some food-for-thought, so to speak…), but I don’t like cheaters and/or drugs so I want peeps to be on the up & up.

    But in 2013, great character is on walkabout. I’m sad about it.

    Skunky on January 15, 2013 at 5:09 pm

I agree with Debbie here – if athletes want to use steroids and performance-enhancing drugs – let them – as long as there is full disclosure. People want to be stronger, better and faster and the pro sports bodies attempts to police doping is doomed to failure. People are always going to find a way to game the system and not all of them will ever be caught.

We need to drop the hypocrisy that pro sports isn’t a business with gazillions of dollars in titles, promotions and lucrative endorsement deals at stake. That’s a reason why folks like Armstrong come out on top.

NormanF on January 15, 2013 at 4:50 pm

First – I have mixed feelings about steroid use in sport. While it’s true that anything can be used as a performance enhancer (diet, anyone?), steroids are technically therapeutic in nature. Therefore, if you’re not well enough to compete, then stay the hell at home until you get better. There will always be another Tour de France.

That said, I couldn’t less if Lance Armstrong was on meth or angel dust during his racing career – he screwed up, paid the price, and he should’ve moved on with lessons learned.

If I’m not mistaken, isn’t public masturbation a felony in all 50 states? (In Canada, it’s an indictable offence no matter where you do it.) If so, wouldn’t Armstrong be rewarded with a state-sponsored hot-shot?

All I can say is – f*** off Armstrong and be a better human, please. And thank you.

And – OT – click on my link and you’ll get my Tumbler. Ask me a question while you’re there.

The Reverend Jacques on January 15, 2013 at 4:54 pm

Bravo! Great column. I despise these two malignant narcissists and I am enjoying LA losing everything he ever got. What a disgusting fraud!

I never liked that puke. Just when he was starting to get uber-famous they did an article on him (I want to say “People” but I could be wrong) where he was supposed to be this athlete who made people motivated. I was repelled when it had him openly making fun of his supporters at his events! I couldn’t believe it! I knew then he was a POS. Frickin’ fraud! (This memory reminds me of the vivid one someone here posted about Jodie Foster yesterday…I’m sorry I can’t remember who but that was a good post!).

And I NEVER wore one of those piss-yellow bracelets of his! I have my favourite charities I give to and they need not be a fad or what every other yobo is doing. In fact, at the height of those yellow “LiveStrong” bracelets, a friend bought me a purple one that said ‘I Give Up’. I loved it!

This puke is just doing this because he knows the American zeitgeist of 2013 is that the dopey Proles lap up fake contriteness. We’ve gone that low.

And that fraud The Oprah! I call her “Dirty Bitch” Winfrey. Gosh, she’s a phony! Never forget she lifted the black veil off of Charla Nash’s face (torn apart by that Chimpanzee) for ratings (if one really had a heart, they would NEVER exploit that woman like that. What is this, “Elephant Man” at the freak show????).

And I read her micro-expressions when she went to visit the filthy “Super Dome” after Katrina and all the poor Blacks were hanging on her LIKE she was the SBOTU! Disgrazia.

A pox on them both. I love when bad people are humiliated. It should happen more often.

Skunky on January 15, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    Further proof of what a mercilless tyrant she behaves as is her sick performance of tearing into some hapless minor employee on her microphone on her desk that goes over a sound system throughout all 5 floors of the business.

    Rochelle on January 16, 2013 at 12:34 pm

HOprah’s current reputation as a self-appointed Godlike pseudo-“messiah” actually began to manifest itself after her show ended and she was reduced to occasional “confession” shows on her channel. The only things I actually watch on that channel, if at all, is repeats of old shows like The New Detectives and Behind Mansion Walls that originally aired on Discovery and many of its other affiliated channels. But I absolutely avoid their “original” programming like the plague. (Including Sweetie Pie’s which seems to be more like a soul-food version of Gordon Ramsay.)

As for Armstrong, it would seem the only thing he’s truly sorry about is having gotten caught.

ConcernedPatriot on January 15, 2013 at 5:43 pm

I wholeheartedly agree with you Debbie about these two balloon headed self serving windbags. Starting with The Oprah. I call her that because she is in a class all by herself. The Oprah has made BILLIONS by pendling her touchy feely help you BS on the stay at home mom, welfare babymama, eunich man crowd. She made the suckers, er, I mean people who watched her show think that it was all about them. In reality it was all about her. This big fake really put her large posterior out their when she went to bat for her buddy Odumba. It was sweet to learn that after she got off her knees for her lord and master his Klingon War Bride along with the little commie Valerie Jarrett conspired to give her the cold shoulder. As the huckster “doc” that The Oprah is responsible for foistering on us always says “Howzat workin’ for ya?”
Now for Lance Armstrong. Not that I give a fig what the French surrender monkeys think of us “unciviized” Americans but you know that they are laughing their wigs off. For years this juiced up arrogant pissant not only cheated but he used his status to bully others into covering up his scumbaggery. Karma is one mean bitch and now the bum goes before the biggest media windbag to say he’s sorry. Well Lance old boy Ken just ain’t buyin’ what you’re sellin’. You and The Oprah deserve each other. One has to wonder did the producers keep some bottles of medical O2 handy. You just know that these two nitwits sucked all of the oxygen out of the room during their crapfest.

Ken b on January 15, 2013 at 6:39 pm

I also don’t see the hysteria with steroids in pro sports. WTF cares? No different than an actor risking his life for plastic surgery to extend his career. Sure, there’s a chance that they’ll die on the surgeon’s table under general anesthesia, but if they’re over 18 and know the risks, then that’s up to them.

DS_ROCKS! on January 15, 2013 at 6:43 pm

Debbie, well done with your public spanking of Armstrong and Oprah as well as those who have defended him under the banner of cancer victimhood.
I buried two parents, both Blessed memories, too young, to cancer, and the notion that Armstrong’s doping may in some way contributed to his nut-cancer comes under the category of you get what you pay for and I do not have sympathy for him.
Armstrong lied to millions of fans all the while continued to rake in millions of dollars for cancer, how much of which ended up in his own pocket remains to be seen.
On the issue of steroids in sports, knowing the harm they have n the human body and the hero-worship young athletes have for their professional peers, I support stronger penalties against the users.
In my recent column “Balking at Drugs in the Baseball Hall” (http://sanfordspeaksout.blogspot.com/2013/01/balking-at-drugs-in-baseball-hall.html), I specifically call for voting against such users who have been nominated for the Hall.

Sanford Horn on January 15, 2013 at 6:46 pm

I could give a rats ass about lance or ophrah and I have never watched her show or a bicycle race.both are liars, cheats and low life scum.actors and sports stars are not heroes but my uncle bob was a real hero who destroyed a german tank and three halve tracks loaded with Nazis all by himself when he jumped into normandy

bruce on January 15, 2013 at 6:49 pm

With all her accomplishments and success, Oprah has earned the right to do whatever she wants (as long as she’s not causing anyone any harm of course)! Armstrong, on the other hand, is a complete douche. He was juicing before His battle with cancer and then kept doing it even afterwards! That’s just f&cked!

I am very curious to watch the interview and see what he has to say! I’m not buying all this crap about people not caring about Oprah or Armstrong because if you didn’t care you wouldn’t be reading, writing or talking about it! We’ve all bought into the hype. Unlike Lance Armstrong, however, I’m going to be honest and admit it!

Eat snacky smores

Kershaw on January 15, 2013 at 7:24 pm

    P’shaw, why don’t you start your comments with a symbol like “#” or use an avatar so we can more easily ignore you?

    skzion on January 16, 2013 at 10:02 am

      I totally agree Skzion. That fool is like a broken record so I am not even tempted to read his silly palaver. Nothing new under the Libtard sun!

      BUT in the hopes he’ll add a piece of art to his BizarroWorld posts, I’ll remind peeps how to obtain an avatar…

      Go to Gravatar and also sign up for WordPress. Once you do that, use the e-mail addy you used for both of them HERE (all 3 have to be the same e-mail for your avatar to show up). Voila! Avatar! (And Breeze right by the pablum!)

      Happy ignoring! 😀

      Skunky on January 16, 2013 at 12:58 pm

        But Skunky, sometimes I’ve read most of P’Shaw’s comment and gotten bored/annoyed before I see that it was from him. It’s not neighborly for him to pose as someone who has something interesting to say.

        skzion on January 16, 2013 at 2:45 pm

          Skzion, use my trick…I read from the bottom up.

          The thing w/the other psycho-pest Simian is that I REALLY did find him super-boring. When I did read his posts I gave up after 2 sentences because because if I wasn’t woefully bored, I felt like a narcoleptic.

          Writing style is a skill. Not everyone has it. 😉

          Skunky on January 16, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Amen Debbie
Winfrey is a perfect example of East Nashville trash run amock. The 5 minutes that I was around her by accident were 5 minutes too long.

I count my blessings that I did not know her at the time back in the 1980’s. I looked at her and said, “Madam, I do not know who you are, my television viewing is limited to the National Football League and College Football.” “Am I supposed to know you?”

Confederate South on January 15, 2013 at 7:55 pm

Prior to being outed for using drugs I was in awe of Armstrong, along with millions of others.
What really makes me scratch my head is that he passed hundreds of drug testings.
So are all of the other bikers and other pro athletes that claim to be clean also doping, but just haven’t been caught yet.
And even Armstrong was never caught by testing, he was outed by some teammates people that worked for him.
He has still never failed a drug test!
So is drug testing worthless?

Steve G. on January 15, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    Steve G., I don’t know much or ever cared about LA but at the end of the summer I heard an interview (and read one in a local paper) regarding his teammate Tyler Hamilton (who is from MA) and he admitted to his doping and he came clean in his book about LA doping and the threats he (LA) gave to those who who were gonna dob him out.

    What I recall TH saying was the type of steroids they used were state-of-the-art (read, new and a different recipe) and virtually if not 100% un-detectable at the time. It was so successful that not only did they work, they were able to game the system and not be detected as an illegal substance.

    What I remember most about what TH said in those interviews is that he hated looking at his trophies (or whatever is given out for bike races…) because he knew he was a fraud and knew they were not duly earned.

    He also said that he didn’t want to participate in the doping but he couldn’t compete with the bikers who were. His best wasn’t good enough to go up against the dopers.

    Skunky on January 15, 2013 at 10:18 pm

I always thought that what would give him an advantage would be being able to pump his thighs faster and harder without testicles there to get in the way.

CornCoLeo on January 15, 2013 at 11:23 pm

well he kept the lie going sfor a very long time ……..but there aren’t any conspiracy theories. (srac)

General P. Malaise on January 16, 2013 at 12:36 am

I met Oprah and Stedman years ago through one of my clients (at the time he was Executive Producer of Channel 7 News in Chicago) I twice turned down free tickets to her show. One of her Assistants said that the empathy that she showed toward her guests ended once the show was over. She either ignored them or was cold and rude to them backstage.

PaulaMalka on January 16, 2013 at 7:28 am

    Paula, I believe it was you who posted that post in another thread I enjoyed. I also liked this one.

    And I don’t doubt it about DB Winfrey. Anyone with a discerning mind could tell she is the Queen of phony baloneys. I just love hearing stories that solidify my point. And I wonder about the idiots who have their heads in the clouds about her. Like everything else, their head is up there because they want it to be. Robert Palmer once sang about ‘Looking For Clues’ and I handle life that way and take those clues seriously when I come across them.

    Kudos for JeffW and “Doprah”. I liked that!

    Skunky on January 16, 2013 at 10:11 am

i’ve never understood the big deal about pro athletes using steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs… isn’t the whole point of pro athletes to showcase the absolute limits of performance, via both talent and superior physiques? what do i care if a pro decides to risk his health in exchange for playing sports for money?

as far as armstrong, i believe that most of the pro cyclists do the same thing… if that’s true, then armstrong DID beat them all on a level playing field. i think this whole mess spun out of control because the euro-cyclists’ just couldn’t accept that it was an american cyclist on top for so long.

kirche on January 16, 2013 at 9:02 am

This is a crazy world. In a saner world one’s confession was between the sinner, his priest and God. Now it’s between the sinner and the world. And the world listens and applauds the sinner for his honesty in delighting everyone with his sins.

Jerry G on January 16, 2013 at 9:21 am

    Hi Jerry G. You say, “one’s confession was between the sinner, his priest and God.”
    Major mistake there. The confesson is ONLY between the sinner and JESUS/God. No priest, no Pope, NOBODY PERIOD.Amen!

    Last word on January 17, 2013 at 12:24 am

It’s like two whores trading freebies in a tawdry peep show. I’m sure the Oprah fans are “getting off” nonetheless.

Pete on January 16, 2013 at 9:24 am

If he would just get on camera alone in a room, standing on his feet, facing the camera, with a neutral background and use some of his zillions to make a 3 minute national broadcast and start it with “I’m Lance Armstrong and I’m a liar”, a brief explanation of what he did and end it with “I apologize to all of you and I will make personal apologies to the people I’ve directly hurt”, I could begin to have a little respect for him, maybe.

Pray Hard on January 16, 2013 at 9:25 am

Frankly, Armstrong doesn’t bother me. Anyone with a brain could read between the lines. In every statement, he never said he didn’t use, he always said he’s been tested and never been caught.

It’s not even Doprah. It’s the people who thinks she matters that amazes me. I don’t get it. And, I’m glad I don’t.

Jeff_W on January 16, 2013 at 9:36 am

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Bobbi on January 16, 2013 at 10:11 am

I’m shocked, SHOCKED to find out that Amstrong used drugs! Enough hunor….. To paraphrase the old somg, “Where have all the heroes gone?” The sheeple used to worship Armstrong – even though only a person with the IQ of a turnip didn’t know, or at least suspect, that he was using drugs. As for (H)oprah, she epitomizes all that is wrong with our culture. The moronic drones that follow her and base their lives on what this fraud says, I pity them. I am sure if you took an (H)oprah audience and had a machine that measured self esteem, the needly would not move. I live near Austin, TX (San Francisco East) and the main discussion of the day is whether to re-name a bike path named for Armstrong. The majority of uber liberals being polled spout the usual pap, “He’s done SO much good,” “He’s raised money for cancer,” and my favorite, “Don’t speak badly of Armstrong, after all, he’s a role model for children.” The man was, is, and continues to be a fraud. – Just like (H)Oprah. Let’s get an audit of his “Charity.” How much $$ actually went to cancer and research vs. “Operating expenses.” Armstrong epitomizes, or used to, reflect the bread-and-circuses thinking in ou society. I caught a clip – on the “News”- of Jodie Foster making her rambling comments to the celebutards in her audience and wondered if she and Armstrong use the same supplier? Am I being too critical of these people? I think not. I have to run now and catch Fearless Leader exploit children for his thoughts on getting rid of the Second Amendment. Never forget the mantra of the leftists, “It’s for the children” – except, of course, the unborn. Remember, without the Second Amendment there will be no First Amendment.

Victoryman on January 16, 2013 at 10:14 am

God says, “Be sure your sins will find you out.” That goes for all of us, everyone. That is why we, all of us need to ask Jesus to forgive us all our sins because it is only Jesus that can forgive us of our sins. The Pope and Opra are the world’s two biggest phonies. To those who refuse to accept Jesus as their personal Savior, unfortunately for you, Jesus and God say you must go to that “very hot place” and burn there forever. I’m off the hook here because I am not the one who wrote the Holy Book. So please don’t complain to me.

Last word on January 16, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    Guess it’s time to ban Last word again.

    skzion on January 16, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    BTW, Lw, Jesus was not the Messiah. For one thing, he didn’t come from the House of David.

    What the historical Jesus was up to was probably to turn heathens into Noahides. That would square with his abandonment of Kosher dietary restrictions, which someone who may have been a Temple priest surely was supportive of … for Jews.

    So, some “apostles” have duped you and other Christians for all these years into thinking that Jesus was G-d. In general, I think it’s bad taste to be speaking this frankly to our Christian friends, but your continued proselytizing here has moved me to it.

    skzion on January 16, 2013 at 2:43 pm

The USADA- U.S. Anti Doping Administration – is a non-governmental agency. An NGO.

I despise NGOs. Out of hand. These are corrupt organizations created by, in my estimation, criminals masquerading as legitimate bureaucrats and elected representatives. NGOs are created by the United Nations in the same manner as corporations are granted creation by your State.

Here’s your clue-bat that NGOs are criminal syndicates operating under the aegis of the Jew-Hating anti-semite United Nations …

United States – 40,000
Russia – 277,000
India – 3,300,000, or one for every 400 Indians

There’s even a distinct classification of NGOs known as ‘Campaigning NGOs’ who are granted ‘legal’ authority by the United Nations to – quote – “achieve large scale change promoted indirectly through influence of the political system.”

A bastard stepchild of the United Nations worked for over a decade to find Lance Armstrong ‘guilty’ of using performance enhancing drugs. Really? The United Nations casting stones?

Bwa-hahahaha. Good G-D, people. Lance may be a total tool but why on earth are you giving ant credence to ANYTHING remotely connected to the United Nations???

And Congress got their pointy little heads together and said “Golly, Mr. Science! Let assign regulatory and punitive authority to a bunch of unemployable bureaucrat-class asshats from the UN when it comes to all this Performance Enhancing Drug bidness!”

Look, 3/4 of Wall Street and damn sure at least half of Congress takes performance enhancing drugs every day.

Labeled VIAGRA.

ARMSTRONG is probably a dick, but he’s playing in a rigged game that you can’t win unless you rig it for yourself because the French do not want Americans peeing into their tent.

The entire elite establishments of France operate like NGOs. “All mine. None for you.”

jack on January 16, 2013 at 12:30 pm

Skunky, Thanks! The other post may be the one re Jodie Foster and the baby bird. Your posts are always excellent and right on point.
Did you know that Oprah had a shop called Oprah’s Closet where fans could buy her used clothes? (gag)

PaulaMalka on January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm

In her autobiography Oprah talked about befriending two roaches (yes, bugs) when she was a poor, lonely little girl and naming them Melinda and Sandy. According to a report in the Daily Rash, Melinda and Sandy have been found alive in Mississippi. I see a reunion show! http://www.thedailyrash.com/oprahs-childhood-cockroach-friends-melinda-and-sandy-found-alive-in-mississippi

Holly on January 16, 2013 at 4:09 pm

Lawrence Armstrong always made me uncomfortable because for some reason I never felt he was exactly who he was being made out to be. But I felt bad about it because of his health issues. Anyway now I know I why.

He can go on a world fraud tour for all I care and give the idiots something to talk about.
They can feel good about forgiving him or listening to his confession and he can feel good about making chumps of them all over again.

It was all about him at the end of the day and at bottom the idiots kind of like that. It’s something they can understand and it’s easy.
Who cares? I guess Oprah because she’s made a career of telling people she’s got all the easy answers.

We’re sailing on the ship of fools but those ships always wind up on the rocks in the end.
And when they hit the rocks those fools always look around for someone to blame besides themselves.

Frankz on January 16, 2013 at 8:49 pm

Debbie and your ilk regarding this story are nothing but Haters. Get off Oprah, she’s just doing what she does. Shes not bothering anyone. You all need to Shut It! Haters, because she’s on top and did it her way.

Big D on January 17, 2013 at 1:50 am

    Big Dumb Dinky, I love when you whinge about who we shouldn’t hate. It makes me feel good to know my hate is hitting the proper target.

    It figures you would like Dirty Bitch Winfrey. Everything else you embrace is wrongheaded and dopey like you, you big dummy! (I said that just like Fred Sanford!)

    Skunky on January 17, 2013 at 8:18 am

I have to admit, for years I kind of thought he was doing it, but I let myself be swayed because I WANTED to believe the story. American overcomes cancer, kicks European ass in a sport nobody really cares about, in spite of all the people against him. If he was just another Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, or anyone else who simply sat there telling bold-faced lies year after year, it would have been bad enough. But he completely DESTROYED people who even hinted at him taking PEDs. And as you so rightly pointed out, he ditched his family for female hotties……and Cheryl Crow too. She’s just a skank with a voice like a fish monger’s wife. There are several epithets that come to mind for Lance but the best one starts with a “D” and ends in “bag.” As for Oprah, well she’s just a bag. I have a feeling she was pissed when she got back to Chicago and found out the word on her interview with him leaked. I think SHE wanted to tease it out so people would tune in. Now nobody will watch since they know the basics and they’ll just youtube it later for the highlights.

Sean M on January 17, 2013 at 8:53 am

Really Smelly? I mean Skunky, or whatever your monicker is, so Oprah, a woman who suffered abuse, who interviews people, who became a billionaire is bad how? Because of her political views in 08? Oh because she sometimes gave cars and houses away? Oh yeah she is always on tmz getting into stuff, I mean really, and I dont like calling people bigots etc, loosely without merit, but i honestly dont know why people like hannity and debbie, and oreilly and rush, talk smack about her. People like you Skunky, I mean what the hell has she done, or done wrong to warrant so much disdain and hate?
Oh because once the show is over, she’s on to the next show maybe, who cares. Its a show, its over, bye. You Skunky are nothing but a Hater! Hater Hater, and speak foolishly. Nothing but Drivel coming out of that hole of yours

Big D on January 17, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Big, Dumb Dinky…I am always gonna be proud to be called a “hater” by a low-info moron like YOU. That means I like the right people and hate the right ones, too.

    Dirty Bitch Winfrey would sit on your dumb ass like that Saudi Prince did to that poor, black servant as he played video games.

    Except I’d enjoy seeing that fatso sit on you while you cried and thought back to all the times you thought Old, Dirty Bitch was such a nice lady (as she crushed you under a NEW “Ottoman Empire”!) LOL. Useless idiot! 😀

    Skunky on January 17, 2013 at 4:18 pm

Skunky, you’re being far too nice to Big D.

Big D, if you didn’t take those male hormones your muscles and mustache would be smaller.

skzion on January 17, 2013 at 8:07 pm

I truly am lost Skunk, i just dont understand your dislike of her. Your Ottoman metaphor was pretty witty, but youre still an ignoramus. Oprah hasnt wronged anyone. Let her live.
Now this fool skison or whatever wants to open their mouth, no one is even talking to you. Male hormones, where the hell that come from. Completely out the box on that one kid!

Big D on January 18, 2013 at 2:11 am

    Big Dumb Dinky, you ARE totally lost. Thanks for admitting it. You use emotions to think (like a girl) and like Oprah (Dirty Bitch Winfrey) when she is a fraud and a phony.

    Like a monkey flinging feces at the zoo, you’re choosing to be gross and play with sh**. But the monkey’s excuse is than a monkey is just an animal…not an advanced human being (which you are not, either).

    Skzion is more man than you’ll ever be. And he knows what Doprah is so and is not a slobbering fan so STFU, big dummy!

    Skunky on January 18, 2013 at 1:34 pm

I didn’t watch the interview or any of Oprah’s shows or a single Tour de France. My boss likes to watch CNN (liberal crap) so I can’t help but listen. They harp on this BS like it’s the worst thing in the world. Obama lied about not raising taxes, why don’t they talk about that? I don’t like LA or OW, they are pathetic fakes who only care about money, brainwashing, and power. She should be ashamed of herself for trying to get more attention by doing this ridiculous interview not just one night but spreading it to 2 nights!! He should be ashamed for lying for so long and getting away with it (and he’s not ashamed, just sad that he got caught). The people that actually watch the interview should be ashamed for making this crap a priority in their lives!!

Veronica on January 18, 2013 at 4:05 pm

i gave you too much credit Skunk, you obviously have nothing to back up your vitriol and hate towards Ms W. and people can see it. Im done with this article. Fact is, you are beneath Oprah, learn to accept it.

Vive la Oprah, Boo Skunky

Big D on January 19, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    Big, Dumb Dinky, I NEVER gave you too much credit. I knew from the start you’d be just the type of dumb-ass to be too retarded to see through the real Dirty Bitch Winfrey.

    Luckily, what you think means sh** to me and my Oprah free life.

    You can keep her. PLEASE!

    Skunky on January 19, 2013 at 4:27 pm

Satan dropped by my place. And does he nave a story to tell.


Guess who’s in league with him.

The Reverend Jacques on January 20, 2013 at 1:40 pm

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