January 21, 2013, - 8:23 pm

Classy: Michelle Obama “Throws Shade,” Rolls Eyes @ John Boehner @ Inaugural Lunch

By Debbie Schlussel

More “you stay classy” stuff from the Obamas today, this time from Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein, er . . . “H.” Obama Idi Amin Dada. At today’s Inauguration lunch, she rudely rolled her eyes at Speaker of the House John Boehner, her hubby’s not-so-opposite Republican “opposition.” The eye telegram is what’s known as “throwing shade,” a term meant to describe denouncing, trash-talking, or otherwise disrespecting someone else. Mrs. Obama knew all the cameras were on her, and she didn’t just do this by accident. Nothing is “by accident” with the Obamas. When will they realize they won and act like graceful winners? Never.

New hairstyle/wig/bangs. New clothes. New Presidential term. Same ol’ low class. Now you know why I call this haughty woman the First Ms. Thang. She thinks she’s something special. But she isn’t. I betcha Ann Romney would not be caught in the eye roll dissin’.

Tip to Mattyrab.


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136 Responses

You call those table manners that Michelle Obama uses. All hunched over and elbows on the table. That damn Yankee looks like she needs to see a chiropractor real bad because her shoulders are all hunched in.

She also looks like a cow chewing on its own cud. Damn Yankee looks like she needs to keep her mouth shut while chewing.

I pity John Boehner for being right behind her because if she lets a fart rip loose,he gets a full dose of gas.

Perhaps Barack is looking into John Boehner’s eyes and wishing for Larry Sinclair and Michelle is jealous of the attention that John Boehner is getting.

Confederate South on January 21, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    This isn’t a “Yankee” thing; it’s a black thing. White Yankees are some of the best-mannered people I’ve known.

    Seek on January 22, 2013 at 12:22 pm

    She has no table manners.

    This is a case of Class vs. TRASH.

    She thinks she is so much better than everyone else… TRASH.

    As goes, so goes on January 22, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Debbie, I’ve been reading you’re stuff all day long today. You really pay attention to some superficial stuff. Not to be a dick or anything. I am Russian Jew who emigrated from Israel so don’t think I am a demographic enemy. The ones who pay attention already know what to expect from the Obamas. Underlining it doesn’t make us better Jews, it only supplements to the negative perception society associates with our ethnicity/religion.

R: Only someone with a very bad case of weak-kneed shtetl mentality would say that I can’t comment on the classlessness of the Obamas (including Obama calling out Paul Ryan in his inaugural speech) because I’m a Jew. Absurd. Man up, Pazhaloostah [Russian for “Please”]. DS

Rob on January 21, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    You can comment on whatever you like, eta tvoya stranitza. Russian for it’s your page/site ;D

    Rob on January 21, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Rob, maybe you should go back to Russia, where Jews had to bite their tongue. I don’t think you are mentally or emotionally prepared for democracy.

    Indeed, you would have been one of those Jews who stayed in Egypt, for fear of the freedom that G-d was giving you through Moses.

    Jonathan E. Grant on January 21, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    Rob, you sound like a bit of a yenta. Do I have that right, Debbie?

    Ralph Adamo on January 22, 2013 at 12:34 am

      Rob has to man up. He sounds like a beard plucking hand wringer who doesn’t realize he’s not in the Soviet Union anymore.

      lexi on January 22, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    @ Rob:
    “Underlining it doesn’t make us better Jews, it only supplements to the negative perception society associates with our ethnicity/religion.”

    Jews are stereotyped as being critical of blacks? Maybe in Russia, but not here.

    DS_ROCKS! on January 22, 2013 at 4:37 pm


    I don’t believe a word you say.

    And, yes, YOU ARE A DICK.

    As goes, so goes on January 22, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    My dear Russian Jew:

    One of the things we don’t do in America is crawl from our enemies. Grow a pair, and grab a spine. You would think that living in minus 28 F would toughen you up a tad.

    Obama is an antisemitic, socialist, jihadist fellating scumbag. Those are his good qualities. Poneemayesh?

    Occam's Tool on January 22, 2013 at 6:49 pm

Well, Wookies are very hard to tame when you get right down to it. Princess Leia didn’t call Chewbacca a “big, walking carpet” and a “big oaf” for nothing. Wookies are not known for their manners…fancy dinners or not. New “fringe/bangs” merkins or not.

They are both classless frauds. Many like to say deep down they know they (the Obama-Putins) really don’t deserve where they are and are ashamed, but I have never thought that. These two belong in a slop trough but they also think (mistakenly) that they are the best in the world. Those who think they *really* feel undeserved don’t really understand how craven malignant narcissists (sociopaths???) can be. And that just means the malignant narcissists can make mince meat of you to their twisted delight and your dumb obliviousness.

I also never doubted she didn’t say “All this for a flag”??? I know she said it. I’d need God himself to tell me she didn’t to believe that she didn’t (and then I would be not 100% convinced….sorry Lord!)

How this fugly beast acted at the infamous Rashid Khalidi dinner is what I really wanna see. Oh, but The LA Times won’t release the tape. Guess it’s moot now after November 6th. These two frauds are untouchable. If you don’t think so you didn’t see the Clintons today (or at the Golden Globes).

And one of the reasons is because of John Boehner. He’ll prolly cry when he sees the footage. No guts but plenty of tears.

Real Conservatives don’t have a leader. And Obama-Putin has just begun to destroy what is left of Libtard Lite GOPers.

It’s good to be King! No Benghazi, no Fast & Furious…and a big, fat, fluffy pillow to rest his big-eared head on in the WH every evo. Nooooo worries!

Skunky on January 21, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    Am I the only one to notice that Mr. Panetta is using the same words after the murders in Algeria as were used after the murders in Benghazi? S.S., D.D.

    Victoryman on January 22, 2013 at 7:35 am

    What a wicked first line. Much appreciated.

    skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:35 pm

      (Referring to Skunky’s last comment.)

      skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    Skunky, you are correct as usual. Mr. Walker, she IS a Wookie, complete with yawn and growl.

    If you are ashamed to be my fellow Jew, well, to hell with you, jihadist catamite. You are no cousin of mine.

    Occam's Tool on January 22, 2013 at 6:52 pm

Hey, I bet Michelle secretly craves hog nuts, souse, pickled pigs feet,and blood sausage along with turnip greens.

Confederate South on January 21, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    Hey Confederate South,

    I’d fight our dear FWOTUS over some turnip greens as those are the bomb. I would need a whip and chair though because unlike Han Solo me no speak wookie. She can keep the other stuff especially the pigs feet.

    Ken b on January 22, 2013 at 6:32 pm

Debbie President Romney also wouldn’t have chewed gum at his inauguration parade. #low class.

A1 on January 21, 2013 at 9:07 pm

This clip reminds me of a Rorschach test.
How one interprets its meaning says more about the observer than it does about the participants.

labman57 on January 21, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    And your comment labrat57, tells me that you are douchebag.

    Jonathan E. Grant on January 21, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Jonathan, I think labman57’s comment is the highbrow version of “I know you are, but what am I?”

    Ralph Adamo on January 22, 2013 at 10:41 am

The woman belongs sqatting in front of a thatched roof hut, draped in multi colored cloth with bones in her nose and ears chanting to allah.

irishman72 on January 21, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    Such a person (one who squats before an hut) has no need of social convention and is easily forgiven…but a supposed dignitary at a state dinner, on camera no less? Appalling.

    A First Lady should act like one. Eye rolls, elbows on table, shoveling food in – tacky, classless, graceless behavior.

    A president who bows low before Saudis, yet snubs Netanyahu, is the biggest mistake ever made by the voting public.

    Lalah on January 21, 2013 at 11:44 pm


    You paint an accurate picture with words.

    Even mainstream media picked up on this one… buyer’s remorse? No, they can’t admit they are wrong.

    As goes, so goes on January 22, 2013 at 6:38 pm

Too bad that Boehner chose to show up. Then again RINOs never learn.

Mic on January 21, 2013 at 9:15 pm

Well, when I saw Obama, Michelle, and Boehner, I thought, “Wow, three Democrats sitting in a row.”

As for the eye roll, maybe she was trying to imitate Mantan Moreland. (For those who are too young, google the name).

Jonathan E. Grant on January 21, 2013 at 9:29 pm

You would think she would be on her best behavior since all the world is watching today. How rude and unnecessary to be so ugly to Mr. Boehner. She continues to show her low class up bringing and ignorant biases.

JD on January 21, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    That WAS her best behavior…….sad to say.

    Victoryman on January 22, 2013 at 8:47 am

    Obviously her facial antics were directed toward her supporters in the community of like-minded race-baiters and ghetto white-haters. Nothing new here.

    Rochelle on January 22, 2013 at 12:08 pm

      Really important point, Rochelle.

      skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:35 pm

from whence
the presumption that
queen michelle has class

she married a
muslim communist egomaniac

she also had children
with him

is that class

prestigio on January 21, 2013 at 9:33 pm

Oh, I don’t know that you could conclude that “nothing the Obamas do is by accident,” Debbie. Judging from that video, Obama looked like he was about to pick his nose during the comments about the dinner, but then he resisted when he realized that he was on camera. Unless, you’re right, and that was deliberate too. You just never know with those Obamas.

Ralph Adamo on January 21, 2013 at 9:36 pm


    what’s the conclusion

    are you endorsing what
    debby and i said that the
    o’bamas have no class

    think about 4 years ago ewhen the
    o’bamas visited queen E2 and prince philip

    was that class

    prestigio on January 21, 2013 at 9:45 pm

      I guess I’m saying that I’m not sure whether or not their expressions of bad manners are deliberate or unconscious. I’m vearing to the former because the Obamas have to know they’re on camera, and even if they unconsciously lapse into physically expressing their contempt for those that aren’t their sycophants, the consciousness about the cameras would surely help them to put those impulses in check. But I also recognize the possibility that I may be giving them too much credit, and they’re simply creatures of impulse.

      Ralph Adamo on January 22, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    These people are Ghetto Trash, nothing more.

    heidi4freedom2012 on January 21, 2013 at 11:18 pm

      “Throws shade” sounds like a Ghetto expression to me. By the way, the term “Man” and “Girl” is now passe. Everyone now calls each other “Dog.” …….with apologies to my loving Greyhound.

      Victoryman on January 22, 2013 at 8:51 am

Men aren’t good at etiquette. A gf had to teach me proper manners. Women can civilize men.

But as Michelle Obama’s rude behavior reminded us, lack of class is no respecter of sex or social status. Some people don’t know how to convey a sense of decorum in public – and some women are just as unrefined as men.

Good manners in our society is becoming passe.

NormanF on January 21, 2013 at 9:44 pm

Michelle Obama came across as low grade from the start. She projects concerns about own weight into a campaign to harass schools about their various school lunch programs. Those programs are already a financial burden to state and local governments. When they include “special” items like Thai Pad Noodles with Tofu in their offerings. the cost of each meal escalates. When the fare becomes utterly unsatisfying, the kids simply refuse to eat it or dump it. The only people who make out on this are the vendors. A meal that is left uneaten is not nutritious.

Worry01 on January 21, 2013 at 10:00 pm

Incredible. It be too much for First Lady Gag-Gag to behave her self for even one solemn occasion. “Hail to the Chief” should be put on the shelf for the next four years to be replaced by the more fitting “Movin’ on Up.”

Four more years of scowls and bitterness at the top. Lord have mercy!

lee of the lower case "l" on January 21, 2013 at 10:02 pm

I guess she’s appealing to their base.

Little Al on January 21, 2013 at 10:09 pm

I was asked over the weekend, “what do you think of Michelle Obama’s new hairdo? I replied, “I can barely stand her never mind her foolish hair”.

StinkyBird on January 21, 2013 at 10:23 pm

Sorry to repeat myself, but defending Boehner’s dignity is not very important to me.

Never mind Obama himself – ObamaISM will never be dethroned until the primary voters decisively and permanently repudiate the Vichy wing of the Republican party (for starters, Boehner, Colin Powell, Ryan, Romney, McCain, and every other “conservative” who supports the pending debt ceiling increase).

I know that many Republicans still have sore cooters over the recent election returns. Well, my heart’s wish is that this soreness will somehow PERSIST until early 2016, which is about the time that Romney/McCain/Ryan/etc will start tugging on the voters’ sleeves and attempting to introduce the NEXT Shining Invincible Roaring Rominee. Maybe then, just this once, the voters will tell these self-appointed field commanders to go pound sand.

I didn’t defend Romney when I heard people on the left lying about him last year. During the campaign, I finally realized that my allegiance is NOT to the truth, but rather to the truthFUL. Romney tells even more lies than Obama does – when he’s running against a conservative primary opponent, that is. Since my allegiance is to the truthFUL, I obviously have to sit out Romney vs. Obama. Same goes for Boehner vs. Michelle Obama.

St a tus MoNke on January 21, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    Why don’t you sit out this website, too?

    You’re nuts! I would like you to enumerate the lies you claim Romney told.

    Yes, that’s what I thought. You’re out of here.

    As goes, so goes on January 22, 2013 at 6:43 pm

Boner deserves what he got, the scum. Really, the only decent way to handle the Husseins is with contempt. Because Barry and Wookie are 100% aggressive 100% of the time, one should not accord them respect.

If Boner were a man, he wouldn’t have been there, and that goes for Ryan as well.

Time to join the fight.

skzion on January 21, 2013 at 11:52 pm

    I’m with you, Skzion! 100%! The Wookie is being her Chewbacca (and ChewFooda) self and Boehner is a weak Quisling. A wise man does not choose to lie with the ill-mannered hogs!

    I am heartened to see so many joining the fight on the threads today and taking it to the Emperial Ruling Class and the know-nothing Libtard concern trolls!

    That’s the way it ought to be! Great job everyone! You have the truth on your side so sling it to these know-nothings! No quarter in 2013!!!

    Skunky on January 22, 2013 at 2:29 am

I think it’s remarkable that you all seem to know exactly what was happening there without any audio or being there. You’re so sure Obama was “disrespecting” Boehner (how uppity of her). Couldn’t be that he said something rude. Or that nothing actually happened at all. Amazing how psychic you all are. It’s almost like she called a reporter an asshole on an open mike or sexually molested a German chancellor or something. So low class.
A site where comments referring to her as a wookiee, an African tribeswoman, and ghetto go unchallenged is going to presume to lecture on “class”. As a Jew I am ashamed of you. As a human being I am disgusted.

Adam Walker on January 22, 2013 at 12:00 am

    Yawn Adam. Since you were not there either, what is your opinion worth on the matter? Also, the proclamation of being a Jew out for no reason tells me that you really aren’t one. The only shame resides in your own person. If you do not like this site, you do not have to come here.

    Worry01 on January 22, 2013 at 12:16 am

    And Adam, as a concern troll, you are top-notch.

    skzion on January 22, 2013 at 9:55 am


    You’re no Jew. You’re not smart enough to be one.

    As goes, so goes on January 22, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    Adam, take a walk over to the Huff & Puff post and hear how libtards get down and dirty about republicans. Some make your skin crawl.

    Rochelle on January 22, 2013 at 8:18 pm

Seems rather petty w/o knowing or hearing the conversation.

What I did notice what is lacking with so many nowadays: MANNERS.

1. Elbow on the table
2. When one eats, especially in a formal public setting (can’t get any more formal then this being the 1st lady), one is to not bring their head down to their food. Bring you food to you mouth (not other way around). She should have had her chair pulled in further so as to not hanging over the table, to her food – eating like she’s eating from a trough.

mnhcp on January 22, 2013 at 12:24 am

    LOL, I didn’t watch the video, but I looked at the picture. I imagine her putting her face right in the plate and making a bunch of gross snorting noises as she goes to town.

    St a tus MoNke on January 22, 2013 at 12:37 am

    Her bad table manners come as no surprise since she walks like a truck horse.

    Rochelle on January 22, 2013 at 12:25 pm

      That’s not fair to horses.
      Moochelle waddles and lumbers back and forth. She’s actually hideous what with the wigs and false eyelashes–it looks like lipstick on a gorilla. Is that woman pregnant or what? Her waistband is always right under her bustline as if she’s hiding a baby bump. She eats like this was her first meal in days.
      Shovel it in, you classless lowlife thug.

      lexi on January 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm

        Lexi you’re right. I’m sitting here watching the Classic Cartoon Network and low and behold Magilla Gorilla is on. Stangely our First Lady Dragon does look like MG with makeup.

        Ken b on January 22, 2013 at 11:11 pm

Manners is sadly lacking today.

People use filthy language, they dress in ill-fitting clothes and they behave like beasts when they eat or are in polite company.

Decent behavior in this country, sadly is becoming the exception rather than the rule.

NormanF on January 22, 2013 at 1:49 am

First Paul Ryan and then Boehner – it’s a pity that they couldn’t just state they were sick and stay away from the function. That’s what lowlives like the Obamas deserve.

Infidel on January 22, 2013 at 2:39 am

Obama, throughout his political career, has demonstrated all the characteristics of a sociopath – and this was no exception. “Haughty” and “arrogant” only scratch the surface – yet those adjectives could also be used to describe much of the Democrats (and, sadly, quite a few of the spineless RINO’s).

ConcernedPatriot on January 22, 2013 at 3:08 am

Damn, I agree Michelle Obama does look like a hog eating slop.

Confederate South on January 22, 2013 at 6:05 am

The old saying rings true, “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.” Remember, these grifters are living in public housing on our dime at 1600 Pennsylvania. It is OUR house, not theirs. As for lack of basic manners, what can you expect when “Hail to the Chief” has been changed to the theme song of The Jefferson’s, “Movin’ on up?” Trash is still trash, no matter how you cover it. I trust everyone was enamored of the greasy looking wig? Must’ve been on loan from the Sharpton Salon.

Victoryman on January 22, 2013 at 7:33 am

In that 30 second clip she eats more calories than our kids get in their school lunch since Mrs. Big Butt pushed through her initiative. Halfway through the afternoon most are dragging and they complain constantly about not getting enough to eat. Thanks Moochelle O-fat a**.

Jim on January 22, 2013 at 8:10 am

I’m not sure what this has to do with public policy.

One of the reasons I believe Romney lost the election is that he failed to continue attacking the O’Bama 1st term record. He scored huge points in the first debate and then eased up. Once Romney started talking about himself, it was all over.

So whatever happened to that high paying position Michelle held at the University of Chicago Hospital? Was the vacancy ever filled? Remember that one?

How about O’Bama’s connections to the NOI as a U.S. Senator?

Nobody thinks to address the record. If the public can’t remember the record, how long will it be before Michelle’s eye roll is forgotten?

There is NO Santa Claus on January 22, 2013 at 8:41 am

SOSO, and for another four years, at least.

JeffT on January 22, 2013 at 9:15 am

NO WAY could I have sat at that table without throwing chunks. I become physically ill by just hearing him or her speak. Rather be waterboarded.

Kent on January 22, 2013 at 9:34 am

Michelle is wearing a new wig because her hairdressing chopped off too much or burnt her scalp with the hair relaxer lye. She needs to get table etiquette lessons and the prez needs to stop picking his nose with his fingers at the table.
Mr. Bohner is a very compromised man. I’m surprised he wasn’t in his pink suit and tie.
Anyway, Moving On Up is a better song than they deserve. The Jeffersons was a funny, classy show. I’m sure there are many Americans of all races that are nostalgic for blacks being portrayed as loving, hard working Americans with wit.

andrea405 on January 22, 2013 at 9:39 am

….someone help me understand… why does this video show Flip Wilson as ‘Geraldine’ seated between Obama and Boehner at dinner? Was Flip part of the evening’s entertainment?

Nick Fury on January 22, 2013 at 10:18 am


    Concerned Citizen on January 22, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    LOLOL Nick Fury! Geraldine was waaaaaaay prettier than Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Idi Amin Dada…and sassier!

    Who can forget when she asked Dick Cavett, “Are we on the air, Sugar”???

    Victoryman, I am interested on your Panetta comment. Can you explain?

    Skunky on January 22, 2013 at 11:22 am

      In fairness, though, Skunky, I do think there is a vague family resemblance.

      skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:41 pm

I found most of the comments spot on. Good job taking out the trash, people. Too bad we didn’t do it on election day.

RT on January 22, 2013 at 10:24 am

Look at her stuff her face! She doesn’t even come up for air! But, hey, she’s gotta down that 3000 calorie lunch, no time to talk.

Like I’ve always said, you can take the beotch out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the beotch.

BTW, nice bonus nose picking by the prezzy. Yuck.

FrenchKiss on January 22, 2013 at 11:47 am

Well, after 4 years of stuffing her fugly face with high caloric foods it can no longer be something used out of context. She indeed is NOT coming up for air and is the only one chomping on her food…no one else is eating in the video!

What a mental-cased bitch-hog. Worry, you summed it up brilliantly when you posted her projection for hating others who eat food that are high in calories. That’s why she hates Doprah and that is why she wants to control others…she can’t control herself. Even Paula Deen said she ate more than she ever saw anyone else on the set of her show. She prolly looked worse than Cookie Monster in the throes of his worst cookie face-filling, spastic chomp-fest! YUCK!

I’m all for tips on healthful eating BUT not from hypocrites who can’t control themselves so they try to control others. That’s a classic mental disorder!!

Kudos to CS and others who noticed her elbows on the table and the nose picking of Obama-Putin. He prolly has to eat his nose contents because Michelle Antoinette Obama-Putin prolly eats everything else in sight. That’s why he’s so skinny.

Skunky on January 22, 2013 at 12:14 pm

Yeah, remember all the times all the WHITE First Ladies rolled THEIR eyes,and acted this way,regarding any political opponents? Mamie Eisenhower,Pat Nixon,Nancy Reagan( The “press” will always claim she did,and worse ),Barbara Bush,Laura Bush,etc….remember?
Welcome to the delusional mindset of the Black Racist.

Materl732 on January 22, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    No Mater(i), I don’t recall. And are only Republican First Ladies white? But like most internet pests, you make up as you go along, with no proof required.

    And wonder if you are a Muslim, just adding 100 years to 632.

    Little Al on January 22, 2013 at 3:03 pm

The foreign press have been commenting on Mooch’s elbow on the table, shoveling in the lobster and chewing her cud. She’s an embarrassment, not fit for public display. This is the cow who seeks to starve our children down to third world standards while she lives high on the hog on the taxpayer’s dime.

Mary on January 22, 2013 at 1:03 pm

Here’s the specifics for the 3,000 calorie lunch that the better half of the “Do as I say, not as I do” pair had yesterday. She is really shoveling it in. Shoveling it out is what she does when she speaks:

First Course: Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Lobster Tails
New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Sauteed Spinach
Sweet Potato Hay
Per Serving: Calories 783, Fat 45.7g, Saturated Fat 16g, Cholesterol 247 mg, Sodium 1819 mg, Carbohydrates 55g, Dietary Fiber 7.5g, Sugar 14g, Protein 29g
Second Course: Hickory Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake and Wild Huckleberry Reduction
Butternut Squash Puree
Baby Golden Beets and Green Beans
Red Potato Horseradish Cake
Strawberry Preserve and Red Cabbage
Wild Huckleberry Reduction
Per Serving: Calories 1184, Fat 34.6g, Saturated Fat 16g, Cholesterol 177mg, Sodium 7445mg, Carbohydrates, 149g, Dietary Fiber 16.7, Sugar 97.2g, Protein 51g
Third Course: Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream, Aged Cheese and Honey
Pie Dough
Cinnamon Crumble
Sour Cream Ice Cream
Maple Caramel Sauce
Artisan Cheeses
Per Serving: Calories 1060, Fat 64.4g, Saturated Fat 39g, Cholesterol 331mg, Sodium 488mg, Carbohydrates, 108.5g, Dietary Fiber 1.7g, Sugar 75g, Protein 14g
Total Nutritional Counts (not including wine pairing): Calories 3027, Fat 145 g, Saturated Fat 71g (49% of fat), Sodium 9752 mg, Total Carbs 312.5g, Sugar 186.2g (59% of carbs)

Concerned Citizen on January 22, 2013 at 1:10 pm

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. This is why I love this site. Debbie and my fellow posters you guys have it so right about Moochelle, Chewabbacca, Harry (Henderson), Aunt Easter, Geraldine (thanks Nick Fury), Obamalamadingdong. The escapee from the Planet of the Apes movie set might be FLOTUS but she ain’t no lady. What she is is a low class punkette who thinks she is all that and a bag of chips. If she was a bag of chips she would be a bag a plain baked Lays. Yuck! Anyway this classless winch just couldn’t let it go and enjoy stuffing her piehole full of food. She had to go there with the diss of the eye roll. In doing so she accomplished a “twofer”. She yet again proved to those of us who do NOT fall for the media construct of her how bitter and angry she is. The second thing is that she probably made our first eunich House Speaker soil himself. You just know after that happened Boehner got his extra pair of skivveys from his wives purse(or was it his purse). Whatever we all know what a tough, steely spined principled guy John is right? It must be tough being the Mooche. Thinking you’re an Elisa Maza but in reality you’re a Demona (sorry for Gargoyles references). In closing I’d like to say that since we’re stuck with the black She Hulk (oops sorry more cartoon refs) for 4 more years could she at least not eat like a Klingon. Ladies first or otherwise do not hunch down over their plate with elbows on the table. Seriously TrapJaw looks like she’s about to throw down and I don’t mean with her food. Boehner was either brave or stupid for sitting within long arms reach of her. I’m going with stupid.

Ken b on January 22, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    Ken b, that was delightful. I’ve shared your names for the two brats (Sausage and Malaria) with my family, who were delighted.

    skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:50 pm

      Thanks Skzion. I’m just sick and tired of the gushing press swooning over this cow her waif husband and their two urchins. Sadly we’re stuck with these grifters for four more years. On a funny note. It turns out that the other stupid cow Beyonce was lip-syncing the National Anthem. One fake singing for a couple of fakes.

      Ken b on January 22, 2013 at 10:15 pm

She married the gay guy as a cover for him and he ends up being the f$#%ing president, so why should she not have an attitude?

And is the O picking his nose?

Panhandle on January 22, 2013 at 2:19 pm

You RepubliCONS–there are times when calorie counts don’t count: weddings, bat/bar mitzvahs (sp?), baby showers, and of course inaugurations!!!! Give me a break that its 3000 calories, that’s if you eat the whole thing and I doubt anyone did. Now who is playing Big Brother?

Lee on January 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Lee – are the caloric references’ code for how big her backside is?

    kirche on January 22, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    Lee, I am LMAO @ Ken B.’s latest gem on the disgusting Obama-Putins so while I am still LOLOL-ing I wanted not to say anything more (as everybody has done a fantastic job using their 1st Amendment rights to call the disgusting Wookie what she is on this thread!!!) but to also take great joy in the brain explosion you are having over our collective hatred and disdain for calorie chomping Michelle Antoinette Obama-Putin.

    I love it! You must be soooo pissed off! It’s like a great gift waaaaay before Christmas! HA HA HA!!!

    Kaboom! There goes one of the few remaining brain cells you have left. Pow! LOLOLOL! 😛 Splurt!

    Skunky on January 22, 2013 at 4:31 pm

      It’s that idiot Boehner who’s fully deserving of blame for Michelle’s boorish behavior. Surely, someone had to have informed him not to get within arm’s length of her at feeding time. So many calories; so little time.

      lee of the lower case "l" on January 22, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    Aw, poor baby! You no likey when we point out the rank hyporcrisy of your Dear Leader & Angela Davis Jr.?! Cry is a river, schmuck. You pukes sure can dish it out, but really can’t take a dose of your own medecine.

    Get over yourself, state-fellator.

    Cicero's Ghost (NB) on January 22, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Lee – she is shoveling in all that food. She’s had other parties at the White House where she serves “fattening” food but grows vegetables at the WH and lectures America about what to eat. Remember when she said in 2008 that changes would occur in what we eat (but not them). She indirectly forces the schools to restrict the food intake of children. In other words, she stuffs her pie hole and makes millions of children eat caloric restricted lunches whether they’re the size of a hobbit or a college football player.
    And please stop using the wookie and ape comparisions, seriously. These comparisons have been hurtful to black Americans. In the case of Moochie, refer to her as Jabba the Hut.

    Concerned Citizen on January 22, 2013 at 8:28 pm

And the wookie is eating with her elbow on the table. When we were kids we would get our elbow rapped by a parent hard if we did that.

How about some loud belching too.

Panhandle on January 22, 2013 at 2:34 pm

i think michelle is as first-ladylike and classy as she possibly can be… that’s what’s so funny about it.

kirche on January 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

Great to see Michelle giving Boehner (who really is the bane of the Republican party without any kind of pun intended) the cold shoulder and defeating the whole point of the occasion which is to give the appearance of conviviality.
She did the same thing to John McCain at the presidential debates because that’s what she does but shoveling the snacks into her fat face is what really interests her, I think you can see that in the video.

It gives you a pretty good idea of what the Obamas must think of about 50% of the USA which is why they’re so busy “transforming” it into something that’s supposed to make them feel better about themselves.
Sort of Like Michelle’s comfort food is transforming her into a blimp.
If he didn’t spend all his time reminding his political opponents how racist they are for doing their job and opposing him we might actually get a chance to forget he’s not white.
Like a lot of affirmative action appointees though that’s the last thing he wants really.

How much better would America be if it had somebody like Martin Luther King at the helm?
Instead the world gets a dog eating, coke head sociology project reject and bunch of lame libs who think it’s historic that America’s turning into a basket case because the guy doing it can shoot hoops.
That’s why you have to ask sometimes who the real racists are.

Frankz on January 22, 2013 at 4:16 pm

Actually that’s rhetorical I know the real racists are guys like “Rob”.
He knows what to “expect” from the Obamas.
Keep our mouths shut and remember we’re being watched.
Thanks Rob.
Russia’s gain, Israel’s loss.

Frankz on January 22, 2013 at 4:53 pm

I love it! I can’t think of persons more deserving of an “eye roll” than anyone in Congress right now!

Melyssa on January 22, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    LOL Melyssa (guess yo’ Mama didn’t know how to spell yo’ name…) no one here cares about that orange weeper Boehner. But we detest the First Wookie even more.

    And our posts are more creative than your boring one. Best part of yours was laughing how yo’ Mama couldn’t spell. Oh snap!

    Skunky on January 22, 2013 at 6:08 pm


      skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    The only people who “deserve” an eye roll are the mindless state-fellators like yourself who cling to every word & action of Chairman MaoBama & his Ole Lady, Angela Davis Jr. Get a clue, harpy.

    Cicero's Ghost (NB) on January 22, 2013 at 6:27 pm

That haint, Angela Davis Jr., disgusts me. She’s like school on Sunday, meaning NO CLASS. This is the same self-righteous, sanctamonious woman who preaches to us about the need to eat “healthy” while she scarfs down meals with enough calories to last a SEAL through Hell Week. As an ex chef & current foodie, I decided to do a little research, & found a couple of lists online that detail the MaoBama’s favorite eateries in Chicago & DC. Let’s just say that those menus ain’t exactly the most healthy ones you could find. And while they’re ALL places I’D eat at, again, I ain’t the one preaching about the need for people to eat healthy.

As always, the lack of class & pure, rank hypocrisy Chairman MaoBama & his Ole Lady, Angela Davis Jr., is enough to gag a buzzard.

Cicero's Ghost (NB) on January 22, 2013 at 6:23 pm

Really, the excellence of the insults here is praiseworthy.

skzion on January 22, 2013 at 6:55 pm

Just a thought for Mr. Speaker. The very next time I had a face to face with the anointed one, I’d make sure I had so much body odor and bad breath, he’d know it was intentional and well done.
Knowing I’d have to wait in line to vote last time, I knew it was going to be around some ignorant and hostile democrats. I made sure to have a potent case of early morning coffee breath. No brushing. So when I was crowded by the BHO voter behind me, I let loose with about 20 yawns with extra emphasis on the exhale during my hours wait. She was not pleased and leaned back from my general personal space. Mission accomplished.

samurai on January 22, 2013 at 6:58 pm

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