August 5, 2009, - 12:25 am

Barf Bag Alert: Happy B-Day, Hezbollah Hag

By Debbie Schlussel

Ugly-On-The-Inside wishes Ugly-All-Around a happy 89th birthday.  The good news is that now that this Hezbollah hag has reached 89, there aren’t likely many years left. And, no coincidence, it was also Obama’s birthday. Question: How come when he kissed the frog, she didn’t turn into a handsome prince?

Writes reader “commonsense”:

Not too long ago, I recall the late Tony Snow, who was Press Secretary at the time, witheringly commenting (after Thomas had expressed her usual antisemitic, anti-Israel diatribe) that Thomas was in effect a shill for Hezbollah. This was during a live, televised press conference. How times have changed. Now this wizened Jew-hater, formerly merely tolerated and often gently mocked by our former president, is feted and lionized by the present occupant of the White House. The sickening nature of the event was compounded by the president’s bending to kiss the old monster on her cheek.

The late–and classy-Tony Snow to the Birthday Hag:  “Well, thank you for the Hezbollah View” . . .

Those were the days.  Miss him a lot.

Again, very bummed that the frog doesn’t transform like they tell you in the fairy tale.  Also sad, the Wicked Witch of the West (for whom she could stunt double) doesn’t melt with water.

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11 Responses

Happy birthday, Barack!

Shy Guy on August 5, 2009 at 8:21 am


Bob Porrazzo on August 5, 2009 at 9:07 am

The good news is that Snow HAS no more days left.

See how horrible that sounds?

T: Tony Snow didn’t shill for terrorists on U.S. soil inside the White House. Helen Thomas did. That you don’t know the difference is what’s the horrible thing (in addition to your dumb, classless comment). DS

tele on August 5, 2009 at 9:24 am

OUCH!!! My eyes!

sjh on August 5, 2009 at 11:56 am


I knew Helen Thomas was very leftwing, but I had no idea she was such an anti-Semite until I watched that video with Tony Snow.

A few weeks ago, Helen Thomas offered a lot of blistering criticism aimed at President O’Bama for alienating her at press conferences. All of the sudden, many conservative commentators hailed Helen Thomas as the oracle of truth. I’m glad you didn’t fall in that trap.

Perhaps President O’Bama’s alienation of Helen Thomas had nothing to do with partisanship. Looking at the way Helen Thomas interrupted Tony Snow, it should be little wonder why President O’Bama isn’t anxious to call on her in his press conferences.

In the mean time, you might want to take issue with some of your conservative “peers” who rallied to Helen Thomas’ recent criticism of President O’Bama. (I know you hate to think of them as peers because you’ve shown so many of them to be phonies over the years.) Some of us need to be reminded who those phony conservatives are.


TINSC (aka There is NO Santa Claus)

TINSC: No, I didn’t rally around her (and never would), b/c 1) I have principles, and 2) I’m not as desperate as they–the mostly ignorant sheeple conservatives on the net–are to find someone who echoes my views, no matter how disgusting and despicable (see my column on Darrell Issa from today, 8/6/09). And Thomas and the others whining to Obama that his press conferences are “managed”–where the heck were they for the entire election campaign? DS

There is NO Santa Claus on August 5, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Loved Tony in that video

mindy abraham on August 5, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Middle East Christians are a very strange lot. Their sisters,mothers and daughters get kidnapped or raped by Muslim Arab thugs. Their brothers and fathers end up murdered on the slightest pretex. Daily, they have to endure dhimmi status. They are never safe. Yet, many of them suffer from Sockholm Syndrome. Plenty of those of them in the west support the most extreme Islamist even if in the hands of these Islamist are the blood of the christians. Whats up with that?

Rex on August 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm

president hussein would kiss arabfat , hitler, pol pot, stalin and chairman mao on the cheek and get whatever infections they had, for a lolipop

shmujew on August 6, 2009 at 8:01 pm

i forgot all about tony…he was a great news person, white house press secretary and overall great guy from what i gathered on the web. loved his agreesive defense of American policies and not kissing press rear end. Scott McClellan was a real weenie. as usual, great coverage debbie. thanks

zman on August 6, 2009 at 10:18 pm

Oh, Debbie, thank you for this wonderful look – back at Tony Snow. I will never stop missing him.

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