April 5, 2007, - 3:03 pm

What’s the Biggest Prob @ the Southern Border?

When it comes to illegal aliens seeping in, which do you think is a bigger problem at America’s southern border–a lack of real commitment and resources to stop the hemorrhaging . . . or an aggressive weed?
Well, most of us who know anything would say the former. We know that the President and the Republicans are more beholden to big business that wants cheap labor and that the Dems are more beholden to the future consituency of that cheap labor.
But for Michael Chertoff and the Department of Homeland Security, they think it’s a weed that’s the problem. And–gosh darn it–they’re going to stop those illegal weeds from growing into the country and obscuring our borders.

Is Carrizo Cane the Real Reason Aliens Are Swarming Our Borders?

While we can’t deny that the Carrizo cane plant–which grows stalks up to 18 feet-helps illegal aliens hide from plain view, the plant is not the problem. It’s the least of the problems. The probelm is that Congressmen and bureaucrats who pretend they care about stopping our illegal alien problem are gung ho to stop the weed, but not so gung ho to actually stop the aliens hiding behind them or to prevent them from getting instant amnesty.
That’s why the Department of Homeland Security is paying the Department of Agriculture $1.5 million per year, according to USA Today to get rid of the cane plant. Bugs from Spain are the only supposedly sure cure to kill new shoots and mature stalks.
I’m sure that the Ag Dept. will be very successful at killing the weeds, far more so than we ever will be in stopping illegal aliens. And that’s the problem. They are focusing on these minimal tangents to make us think this is an incremental step in the right direction to stopping the alien problem. But stopping the plants is really just a drop in the bucket.
I’m all for doing anything that will make it harder for aliens to hide and for Border Patrol agents to do their jobs. But I’d bet that $1.5 million that once they eradicate those weeds, the unsecure border problem at America’s southern limits and the illegal alien problem within it . . . won’t change one bit. The progression of both these problems won’t be slowed–weeds or no weeds.
It does, however, makes for a nice science experiment. And a nice export (the bugs) for Spain.
Calling all horticulturists and entomologists. You, too, can get your piece of the bloated Homeland Security/”safe” borders pie.
Gee, I wonder who the Ag Dept. will contract with to put the bugs on the plants? Hmmm . . . maybe those people who “do the jobs that Americans just won’t do.”

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5 Responses

A suggestion to the weed problem:
Dioxin worked very well in Vietnam, defoliating areas. And the “gummint” didn’t worry about spraying the infantry while they were at it.
How about re-activating all those C-119’s and defoliating the plants. (If illegals are “in the weeds”, so much the better.)
I do NOT think this is inhumane. I would consider it an “object” lesson. I OBJECT to illegals coming in to my country!!!

Codekeyguy on April 5, 2007 at 8:13 pm

O.K., but then how do we get rid of the bugs? For 1.5 million? One gallon of gas, any brand, and a kitchen match would be a better bargain.

jeebie on April 5, 2007 at 8:58 pm

Dear Debbie;
How insanely stupid can a government get?
Seriously, if this goofy scatological stuff continues, in about 50 yrs., we will all be speaking either Spanish, or Arabic.
What is the difference between doing this, and flushing money down the toilet? Absolutely nothing.

EJO on April 5, 2007 at 9:00 pm

The biggest problem at our southern border is a lack of land mines, IMHO.

Lagniappe'sGuy on April 5, 2007 at 11:42 pm

Whether or not there is a defoliation along the border or not is irrelevant. There is a TON of technology which can, and should, be employed. An Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV), outfitted with hyper-spectral sensors (REALLY high speed) can be flown above 10,000 ft AGL. This technology was used to find / account for nearly ALL the debris from the Shuttle Colombia disaster across the gulf coast. It is being used to find marijuana plants in FORESTED areas, and other such law enforcement environs. Thermal imagers should be employed too, however most of them are being immediately sent overseas. DHS within the Death Star (beltway) is tore up from the floor up. President Bush is an automaton (nothing new). The border CAN be “closed” in less than 48 hours-to include the border up north. Heck, some of the aerial sensors which can be used can even see under ground.
*This is ALL open source*

SickBoy on April 6, 2007 at 10:53 am

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