September 26, 2013, - 12:00 pm

Phony Miley Cyrus: “I Grew Up When I Got All Gangsta in Detroit”

By Debbie Schlussel

Along with wanting the world to know that she has lots of sex and does lots of drugs, skanky Miley Cyrus a/k/a Miley Virus also wants you to know that she’s “down wit da struggle.” She told Rolling Stone that she “grew up” when she was in Detroit one recent summer. But as with many other White celebrity phonies who want you to know how streetwise, gangsta, and Black they are, it’s all a bunch of baloney. (Kid Rock a/k/a Bob Ritchie is another such example. He used to brag that he’s “here to represent trailer parks” but he never lived in one his life. He grew up in his multi-millionaire car dealer father’s mansion.)

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Cyrus’ Detroit “gangsta bonhomie” is bunk. Cyrus was never “in Detroit,” though she might have passed through the city while in a car. In fact, she filmed a schlocky straight-to-video movie, “LOL”–subsidized with gazillions in absurd Michigan tax credits and rebates–with Demi Moore in one of Michigan’s swankiest cities, Grosse Pointe, home to the gargantuan waterside mansions of many a Ford family scion And, then, Cyrus and then-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth lived in a rented mansion in one of Michigan’s other swankiest zip codes, Orchard Lake, Michigan, home to the mansions of billionaires like Compuware founder Peter Karmanos. Cyrus and Hemsworth were photographed in swimsuits on the Orchard Lake and rode on someone’s yacht. Uh-huh, that’s really gangsta, isn’t it?

In her four-letter word filled Rolling Stone interview, which she did while getting a “Rolling $tone” tattoo on the bottoms of her feet at a seedy Los Angeles tattoo parlor, Cyrus said:

Miley’s transformation from America’s sweetheart into whatever the hell she is now kicked into high gear three years ago, when she went to Detroit to shoot a movie called LOL. “Detroit’s where I felt like I really grew up,” she says. “It was only for a summer, but that’s where I started going to clubs, where I got my first tattoo. Well, not my first tattoo, but my first without my mom’s consent. I got it on 8 Mile! I lied to the guy and told him I was 18. I got a heart on my finger and wore a Band-Aid for two months so my mom wouldn’t find out.” She also bonded with her co-star, Demi Moore, whose rocky relationship with Ashton Kutcher was becoming a major tabloid story. “That was dope, because I think we needed each other at that point,” Miley says. “We both needed to get out of L.A.”

Hmmm . . . however messed up Demi Moore is, something tells me she didn’t exactly confide in the 17-year-old former Hannah Montana who slings around passe urban slang like “dope” desperately trying to sound Black. And as for the “clubs” Cyrus went to when she was in town, the Detroit newspapers and Twitter had regular reports of her hang-outs. It wasn’t tattoo parlors on Eight Mile and clubs. The most “dope” thing she did was a duo with Moore at a Garden City (another Detroit suburb) karaoke bar.

With Cyrus’ sleazy performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, her naked videos, topless shots on the cover of Rolling Stone, and nearly naked outfits at recent performances (she wore pasties and little else recently), Cyrus is deliberately working the public and the pop culture media and laughing all the way to the bank at the suckers that dominate millennial consumerhood. But it’s all a cold, calculated act which she tells Rolling Stone she’s been planning since age 15.

Miley has been planting the seeds for her big transition to adulthood for the past five years. She was 15 when she weathered her first scandal, when she posed for Vanity Fair wearing a sheet that made her look topless. (“I feel so embarrassed,” she said in a statement. “And I apologize to my fans, who I care so deeply about.”)

Puh-leeze. She wasn’t embarrassed. She was just embarrassed that America didn’t fall for her slut act at age 15. But, no worries, they did fall for it now at age 20.

Sadly, our culture is so vapid that any other 15-year-old American girl would do the same thing to attain her fame and fortune.

Including the phony gangsta act. The only thing more annoying is her belief that we want to see her tongue ad nauseam. We don’t.

Don’t forget she was raised and did this all with the blessing of dear old dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, whom Sean Hannity keeps telling us is “a great American.”

Cyrus’ birth name was Hope Cyrus. But her sperm and womb donor, Billy Ray and Tish, for whom she’s served forever as a meal ticket, allowed her to legally change her first name to Miley.

Spot on, since there’s no hope there.


One other thing: looking at the Miley Cyrus Rolling Stone cover, you have to laugh at the headline, “The War on Gay Teens.” Looking at the cover photo, it’s hard to tell which you are looking at, Cyrus or a gay teen. Just sayin’.

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26 Responses

Although the degradation, degeneration and pestilence of Detroit does seem to have influenced her personality and character.

Little Al on September 26, 2013 at 4:08 pm

That skank makes me sick! I don’t know why young people like beasts like that, I would have thought she was a filthy, gross skank back when I was 17. She looks like a severely retarded person or an animal with that tongue hanging out.

RT on September 26, 2013 at 4:41 pm

Really? She merits this much attention?

JeffT on September 26, 2013 at 4:43 pm

This beaver-faced chipmunk with the epileptic tongue gets on my nerves but I have calmed down some since I am not the only one who finds her ginormously grating. She’s just one of those pieces of filth one loves to hate. It’s one of those universal truths like make the family of man feel connected.

That said, I have never seen such a try-so-hard fraud in all my life. When a loser fronts like that it shines like a billion suns. It’s annoying and grating and people hate phonies. This mental-cased skank takes the cake. I used to think Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry were annoying…gimme those annoying & talentless creeps ANYDAY.

I never paid attention to this blue-tongued skink spaz when she was the princess of Disney. I have no love of nepotism or the crappy over-acting Disney churns out like M&Ms. But what I DID notice, quite early, was that this untalented raccoon was not the sweet thang Disney was pimping. She was the archetype of the girl in high school who is way too loud, too mouthy, too dumb and is embarrassing to most EXCEPT herself. We have all know someone like that.

When she was acting out she was acting just like a skanky, porn “star”. These were the early days and told me what she was dipping into for inspiration. It was the stuff that seeped out that was UN-Miley at the time that told me who she really was.

And one other thing…there used to be a magazine called “Blender” and they did a short interview with her weirdo brother (at the height of the “Hannah Montana” craze) and he said MANY things in it that told me he was kicking against the Disney factory…and I assumed his anti-disestablishmenttarianism would rub off on his annoying sister. And of course it did. She all but confirms it in the article that she’s never been who she has been publicly portrayed as…as the Disney $$ rolled right in.

The good thing thou’ for love-to-hate-hers like me is that she is still fronting. Still desperate. Still fake. Still a fraud when it comes to “ghetto” (which I think is racist on her end…) and fake punk rockery and her whole uber annoying being.

See you in rehab, Vylie Virus. That is where an empty poseur like you always end up. Hollywood skanks don’t beat the devil. Ever! Couldn’t happen to a better a-hole. 😛

Skunky on September 26, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    “…beaver-faced chipmunk with the epileptic tongue”


    DS_ROCKS! on September 26, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    She is simply boring. We have already seen this act with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan. Miley Cyrus actually has less innate talent than those other “has-beens”.

    Worry01 on September 27, 2013 at 12:40 pm

BTW, I would only believe the “War On Gay Teens” story if it was Russian Rolling Stone.

More fake whingery from far-leftist, lying Rolling Stone. I roll my eyes at almost all Rolling Stone stories…especially the political ones on Climate Change and by that lying liar libatrd Matt Taibbi.

Skunky on September 26, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Speaking of the so-called “War[sic] on Gay Teens” and how it relates to Miley “Virus” – one of the first signs that she was corrupted by Hollywood’s hedonistic, nihilistic, amoral “values” (which clearly has manifested itself in how she conducts herself now) was when she took the side of openly gay blogger Perez Hilton in the wake of Carrie Prejean’s comments about “gay marriage” in the Miss USA pageant a couple years ago. (And Ms. Prejean is another individual whose number Debbie has had from that point.)

    ConcernedPatriot on September 26, 2013 at 9:12 pm

No problem here. The sooner she destroys her life, the better.

Jack on September 26, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    Well stated, sir. Let these lowlifes self destruct so as not to infect the gene pool by reproducing like some mutant virus. This pondscum dweller’s parents must be very proud. Maybe they’ll get a call from obambi as did Sandra Fluck’s parents?

    Victoryman on September 27, 2013 at 11:46 am

Another fraud is Sylvester Stallone. Years ago, on a late night talk show, he talked about growing up in Hell’s Kitchen.

In reality, he grew up in Silver Spring, Md. where his mother had a thriving hair dressing business, and his father and his father’s Jewish partner had a thriving grocery business. The Stallones even had a large farm 30 miles away, and his father had a new car every couple of years. Ben Stein went to the same public junior high as Stallone (I went to the same school, Montgomery Hills Junior High School, which is now a private Yeshiva).

Stallone had a comfortable childhood, and when he finished school, to evade the Vietnam draft, he went to Switzerland where he made soft porn movies.

He is another Hollywood Horses–t story..

Jonathan E. Grant on September 26, 2013 at 5:51 pm

Why do chicks (anybody really, but especially a good-looking chick) get freakin tattoos? I’ve yet to see a tatt on a chick that did not make her look worse/skanky/stupid/creepily masculine, take your pick.
But she’ll probably be stoked about that Rolling $tone tattoo when she’s 50.

Joe Guiney on September 26, 2013 at 6:23 pm

Yet another example of an “entertainment” whore with no skills, whose strategy to achieve fame is based on promotion and marketing of her vulgar behaviors as opposed to actual talent.

Peter on September 26, 2013 at 6:35 pm

Maybe in another 10-20 years she’ll be another in a long list of washed up child stars who pissed away every penny they made. Maybe than she’ll need to go real ‘gangsta’ and revert to being a crack whore doing $20 tricks on John R to feed her candy habit.

Mitch on September 26, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    As an “ex-pat” Detroiter of a few decades now, I have to say it gave me a real nostalgic twinge hearing John R referred to in that sense for the first time in many years. But which is more likely for her, ending up on John R or ending up in Eloise?

    Joe Guiney on September 27, 2013 at 11:44 am

Another column on this creepy ass cracker ho bitch?!?!!!!

Her real name is actually Destiny (or Destinee) Hope Cyrus. Might as well be Destiny Ho Cyrus. And it IS racist to do the wannabe black thing, but the black hip hop/rap promoters who will get hold of her (in more ways than one, try a ménage a 19) will also laugh all the way to the b(sk)ank. As for Carrie Prejean, she had implants. Nuff said. Fake boobs, fake person.

As for Stallone, hey Sly, stop with the HGH and steroids you brag about taking and handing out to guys on your movies, and give Chuck Wepner his due already, no? Phony ass Hollywood phony. Oh sorry, did I say phony more than once? Well, if the shoe fits, say it again, . . .

and again.

Miley Cyrus makes Lindsay Lohan look almost decent. At least Lohan is a piece of shit, comes from shit (both parents), and makes no bones about it. Destiny’s Dope Cyrus swear she bad, and she ain’t shit. Well, actually she is, shit.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 26, 2013 at 10:05 pm

As the Presidents of the USA once sang, “Everybody wants to be naked and famous.”

Also, it would be nice if the media would stop hyperventilating over “topless” girls who don’t actually have anything to show. Even if her tongue were in her mouth, there would be nothing tantalizing about that photo.

Matt on September 26, 2013 at 11:45 pm

Miley who?

Nir Leiu on September 26, 2013 at 11:47 pm

I’ve said it before about the train wreck that is Miley Virus. This monkey faced skank is nothing but an annoying no talent hack who is just trying too hard to be bad. In doing so she feels the need to put it ALL out there. News flash Virus looking like a nude gay porn star on the cover of a crappy magazine is a bit much. And what’s up with the tongue? Poor girl looks like a retard. I’m sure the other travelers on the train wreck such as Bynes and Lohan will give No Hope Miley some more pointers on how to be an out of control freak show. And if I ever hear Vannity call that nitwit Cyrus a great American again it will be too soon. Any real dad would not have his daughter acting like a sleeze.

Ken B on September 27, 2013 at 12:02 am

Her mother actually sat through that VMA “performance,” and
cheered with a big smile on her face! Is it any wonder that
her kid turned out the way she did? It is obscene and pathetic parenting. Naturally,though, these two will continue to be rewarded lavishly. Trying to find sanity and decency
today is virtually impossible, especially in mass media.

nicole on September 27, 2013 at 1:08 am

I say we all just sit back enjoy the show and when its finally truly over, we bury her next to that other skank who was told to go to rehab and she said NO, NO, NO. Old whats her name Winehouse.

MANGOG on September 27, 2013 at 2:22 am

This is probably the results of MK (mind control). The entertainment industry will use young girls for their “deeds”. She will fall flat on her face. Could be another Amy Whinehouse, with the same results.

William on September 27, 2013 at 9:47 am

Same act, different actor.
We have seen this same thing for as long as there has been an entertainment business.
Sex, sex, sex, sex.
The 80’s had Madonna and others prancing around nearly naked.
The 70’s had lots of sexy girl bands.
The 60’s had all of it’s free love and braless girl singers.
Go all the way back to the 30’s and you have May West with her movies being banned as pornography in some communities.
Keep going back and you have Medieval painters painting naked women to make sure they get attention.
This is the same thing.
And damn it, it worked I read the whole stupid article and even wrote a comment on it. I got sucked into the stupid trap too.
And if you read it you’re just as dumb as me.

smg45acp on September 28, 2013 at 10:17 am

Another example of how phoney Miley “Virus” is, is her appearing far more demure and “stylish” (and no tongue sticking out in sight) on the cover of the recent issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine, modeling fall couture. Clearly she’s playing all sides of the fence like a fiddle. But then, there are many different ways to say “schizophrenic,” which appears to afflict so many in Hollywood.

In a sense, though, the comment about her being a “beaver-faced chipmunk” could be construed as an insult to both beavers and chipmunks, who could be highly offended to be compared with her.

ConcernedPatriot on September 28, 2013 at 11:27 am

I concur with that last sentence, CP. It’s like calling someone a pig, and not just because pigs are some of my favorite animals. It just plain ruins the good name of an otherwise fine animal.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2013 at 2:28 pm

The next mile marker for her will probably be some sort of lesbo thing. That might include simulated stuff on stage, photo or video. Could also be print, TV and internet news of an actual or rumored liaison, making the descriptor “beaver-faced” a literal one.

CornCoLeo on September 29, 2013 at 9:28 pm

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