October 30, 2013, - 1:57 pm

America’s Most Influential Woman Wants You to Know How Her Vagina Looks

By Debbie Schlussel

Sadly, this Skank-in-Chief is America’s most influential woman (and probably most admired), and she got there because she made a porno film. Just remember, as you watch the video, below, of her telling America about the state of her vagina, that faux-conservative Sean Hannity told this whore (and America) that she is a “role model” for girls, “gutsy,” and that she has a “great head on your shoulders.” Riiiight.


Maybe Ms. Kardashian should show her friends in Dubai and the rest of the Muslim world how pretty her “vag” looks.


In related news, America’s second most influential woman, the U.S.’ Vice Skank, wants you to know that she’s really into “porno pumpkins” carved to depict naked couples in sex acts, including lesbians. Oh, and by the way, Sean Hannity calls her dad a “Great American.”

I’m not sure how America survived this long, but don’t look for it to last much longer. G-d save this sinking nation.

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27 Responses

“G-d save this sinking nation.”

Yes, divine intervention may be our last best hope. It does seem the hour’s growing late. I never thought, but I’m beginning to imagine a time for bringing down the flag and turning out the lights.

I “hyperbolize” but do I really?!

lee of the lower case "l" on October 30, 2013 at 2:29 pm

The morons who elected Bush/Obama are the same who consume every dribble of info about this half-brain cell.

Daddy, a slimy lawyer, helped a murdering thug escape justice. Poetic justice if his progeny encounter other thugs…oh, wait, they have. Countdown starts until the sensitive thug lashes out….

Nir Leui on October 30, 2013 at 3:02 pm

Well, I wouldn’t mind looking…

But really, why do you think ‘coming of age’ novels are so popular these days? Pure narcissism. The themes of such ‘literature; always seem to involve reaching sexual maturity, and/or becoming aware of victim status. And this is what most of the literature courses are about these days. No wonder these women are so popular.

Little Al on October 30, 2013 at 3:44 pm

To be honest with you DS and others, I don’t care too much for Kim Kardashian, yes she maybe annoying and irritating, but you gotta give her some kudos, she is an entrepreneur who works for herself (just like you Debbie, you to are an entrepreneur and make your own income, etc.). Now yes she allegedly did an adult-film shoot a number of years ago, maybe, just maybe she did that to make an extra income? And about the so-called “porno-pumpkins” in the source that you provided, if she’s selling them to adults, I have no problem with that, however, if there being sold to those who has a family with children, than there’s an issue, because we all know that those under 18 years old are too young to view adult-films!

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on October 30, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    Sean – the main problem isn’t that Kim Kardashian is a sleazy slutty moron. The main problem is that so many people look up to her. To put it mildly, it’s not a good sign if you care about the future of this nation.

    David on October 30, 2013 at 3:57 pm

I understand what your implying David, and yes, there are a number of folks who looks up to her and verifies her as a role-model, as I said at the beginning of my comment, I really don’t give too much of a flying-freak of this person, I’m really apathetic of her, and yes I tend to find her annoying, but I’m also not a hater of her, and I’ll just leave it at that!

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on October 30, 2013 at 4:30 pm

If the Skank-in-Chief was choking on a chicken bone in a restaurant, I’d offer her more chicken.

DS_ROCKS! on October 30, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    DS, Shame on you. I’d feel compelled to do the right thing–Tell her to hold on while I go in search of Dr. Heimlich.

    lee of the lower case "l" on October 30, 2013 at 9:22 pm

Who cares about some mudshark’s blown out receptacle for big black d___?

RT on October 30, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    Who says it has to be big? It’s probably the size of a toadstool which is why he makes up for it by being an ostentatious, narcissistic POS. Frankly, I don’t give f**k about either of them.

    Just a casual observation…..

    IceNoMore on October 31, 2013 at 11:51 am


One Man's Opinion on October 30, 2013 at 5:56 pm

It just makes you want to go into a corner and barf.

Worry01 on October 30, 2013 at 6:10 pm

Sean is pretty relentless in his hounding of Obama and his defense of Israel. I kind of like him. Kim is providing a service. Her landing strip is available for large dark missiles in need of parking. And for that she is paid well, on her way to hell.

the fog on October 30, 2013 at 6:10 pm

I’m sure the Veep skank is Viley Virus. It’s beginning to look like she was a victim of sexual abuse at a young age (Disney) with all her acting out and lack of dignity and boundaries. I don’t care either and I never will.

I feel the same way as DS does (we are not males so don’t have the bio urge to care about perving on female (or male!) private parts…) but I’m so annoyed by it I have come to blame the people who prop her up and give her a power platform in lieu of a sleazy skank whose whole family is infected with acute skankitus.

There are famous people who can’t get arrested and fall to the D-List but Kardashian and her ilk are loved and propped up by many of the countries retarded. Some people couldn’t get attention if they paid for it and yet, the powerful famous in 2013 are like rotted and lascivious rubbish. I’m blaming the citizens. When there is no interest, there is nothing.

And as far as the Vaginal American, I never care what happens in her sicko life because it doesn’t interest me and she’ll get her just desserts. A baby-mama to a sick and narcissistic jackass whose addicted to porn and has weird Mummy issues? Oh please, let it be me (NOT).

Oh yeah, Kim Kargashian is one lucky girl. Her baby-daddy is ugly, super narcissistic (have you ever been around even a regular narcissist…they are draining and craven and the novelty wears out FAST…and they don’t care 2 sh**s about anyone but themselves.) and a bratty pervert. She can keep him where her gynecologist looks.

Skunky on October 30, 2013 at 6:19 pm

Kim Kardashian is all about the gross.
Why should her vulgar vagina be any different?

Frankz on October 30, 2013 at 8:33 pm

The 3 -headed brainless monster and the twerkster have spoken.

Not Ovenready on October 30, 2013 at 9:03 pm

One other thing Debbie, have you noticed what a complete FRAUD Vannity really is? I mean I am beginning to think he is a nut job. Seriously. I used to like him when he filled in for El Rushbo years ago but he seems like a chameleon now, changing his views at the drop of a hat.

One Man's Opinion on October 30, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    One Man, I think Debbie is fully aware of the shortcomings of Vannity. Just guessing here.

    skzion on October 30, 2013 at 10:33 pm

Not even with a 10′ pole.

#1 Vato on October 30, 2013 at 11:11 pm

I do not understand this word “haters/haterz.” Shortly after Elvis Presley’s death in 1977, I said America faced the same fate, that his life and death was analogous to America. Meteoric rise to fame/fortune/power and earthly glory, horrible, swift fall to the bewilderment of the aghast onlookers. I said that America would face the same fate if it did not get a grip on its growing tendency toward hedonism, decadence and immorality.

I do not understand why people who point RIGHTFULLY to those who promote hedonism, decadence and immorality are referred to as “haters.” Is it not correct to hate hedonism, decadence and immorality, since these things can do nothing but bring about the downfall of individuals and nations? I mean, you all know my stock line by now, so here goes, for the peanut gallery.

If Kim Kardashian and I are standing outside The Gates of The Kingdom on Judgment Day, and God pops his head out the door to say ‘there’s only room for one left,’ I’ll say ‘take her.’ But in the meantime, this girl and everything she stands for is ripe for the most vociferous and harsh criticism. That doesn’t make me a “hater,” it makes me right in God’s eyes. Not because I say so, because God says so, right in His Book.

And Debbie, as for her vagina, it has already been viewed by many, and CAN be viewed at ANY time, by ANY one with a computer or other such device. And at this point, one might not even need to pay. I haven’t, and I wouldn’t, not her anyway, because “she ain’t all that” as the expression goes, and because I gave up my fancy for porn 30 years ago.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 30, 2013 at 11:22 pm

how could we not wish to worship
at the altar of her vagina
or an acceptable facsimile

imagine the salivation
at the mere thought of it

the mona lisa
the blessed mother
lady of fatima

mere cheap hallucinatory illusions
in the face of a real and present


prestigio on October 30, 2013 at 11:40 pm

In the age of the Obamanation we have a large segment of this country who concentrate on things of the most absurd. They been called many things but LoFos seems most appropriate. These are the people that someone like Kim Kardashian cater to. They are dull enough to believe that this person who got famous for making a porn tape with Brandy’s little brother is to be taken seriously. As to her used vagina many a black car have been parked in that garage if you know what I’m sayin’. Both Kim and the other out there trash dump Miley Virus just need to go away along with Kanye West. Now Sean Vannity called Kim Whoredashian a “role model” for girls. I wonder if his own daughter has a poster of this “role model” on her wall. I’m guessing she does. It probably didn’t dawn on him how much of a hypocrite he sounded like when he said that about Kardashawhore. On second though a CINO like Vannity doesn’t care because he’s laughing all the way to the bank. Just like his other fawnwed over buddies Coulter and Malkin. What a putz.

Ken b on October 31, 2013 at 10:53 am

I think Hannity is going down swinging, because Mike Savage is going to take over his time slot in January. Debbie said a while back that she was certain if the wind were blowing in a certain direction one day, Hannity could emerge as a liberal. Hannity has lost his 9 p.m. time slot on TV, and where’s his radio show going to go in January? Will he even HAVE a radio show after that?

Look for Sean Hannity to perhaps become The White House Spokesperson or some other liberal mouthpiece. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him yukking it up with the likes of Robert Reich and Lanny Davis before too long.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 31, 2013 at 11:15 am

While she was getting examined the gynecologist remarked “My, you have a wide vagina! My, you have a wide vagina!”. She asked “Why did you say that twice?”; he replied “I didn’t”.

CornCoLeo on October 31, 2013 at 2:36 pm

She’s been hired as the sideline reporter for Monday Night Football. While she’s not doing interviews the refs can use her vagina to measure for first downs.

CornCoLeo on October 31, 2013 at 2:39 pm

These people and the marketing machine behind them honestly think the rest of the world is the same as them. So,if her manager says to her she is being “edgy” by displaying her genitals ,she thinks to herself that this is the way it is. Her ego ,of course is being stroke to deliver golden eggs for the faceless ones behind her.
Will her children in the future think that this is normal? I am certain that Only those who masturbate too much to porno will find it interesting and to a certain extent, Normal.
But who is she in fact influencing? pre-adolencent boys and girls (who are told that lesbianism is now normal)?
or Regular folks who find life beyond the kardashian genitalia more interesting ?
or simply those who will waste their hard earned on trash mags and TV shows?
Life is too short to view the worn old boot she refers to.

Aron B on October 31, 2013 at 5:03 pm

The only thing any member of that filthy family is good for, is target practice.

NortheastPA on July 3, 2014 at 11:37 am

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