December 15, 2013, - 8:58 am

FOX Only Network to Interrupt w/ Live Gushing Mandela Funeral Coverage

By Debbie Schlussel

Here’s yet another one for the many morons who keep telling me how great and “conservative” FOX News is, when it’s really just like the rest of the liberal mainstream media . . . whether or not Megyn Kelly insists the fictional character, Santa, is White. Last night, since I couldn’t fall asleep, I was enjoying a re-run of “Burn Notice” on my local FOX affiliate. But just as it was about to end (and tell you what happened), FOX News broke in at about 12:53 a.m. with an important “ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!” Did someone shoot up a school or blow up Times Square? Nope. It was the Mandela funeral, the second one. I repeatedly flipped to the other stations, and guess what? ABC, NBC, and CBS did not break into their broadcasts to bring you “Mandelastock Part Deux.” Just “conservative” FOX and FOX News.

HOprah Winfrey w/ 2 Wives Gayle & Stedman, Richard Branson @ Nelson Mandela Funeral #2


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I watched the beginning of FOX News’ pandering coverage, until I couldn’t take it anymore. FOX News anchor Robert “50 Shades of Dumbass” Gray and reporter Greg Palkot drooled and gushed so much over Nelson “Kill the Whites” Mandela and his Xhosa tribe of bigots, I think they created a new water supply for South Africa. Unfortunately, there was no fake sign language interpreter to make it fun. In fact, there was no sign language interpreter at all–how politically incorrect and insensitive of them! I guess there are no deaf people in the Xhosa tribe.

The FOX News liberals didn’t do much for me. In fact, the commentary in my own mind was far more entertaining. I noticed that Mandela’s coffin was laid on top of about ten animal hides. The FOX guys told me those were leopard skins, but they were black and white and at least one of them looked like a zebra was murdered for Mandela’s funeral. Where’s PETA a/k/a PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) when you need them? Don’t worry, they don’t condemn black guys, Muslims (especially Islamic terrorists), gays, and any other preferred politically correct group.

The FOX News panderers gushed over Mandela’s two wives, including necklacing champ Winnnie (they skipped the necklacing part because we the little people ain’t supposed to know about that). Then, the FOX frauds informed me that there were many “dignitaries” in the audience, after I’d already spied America’s self-appointed, failed therapist HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Deepak ChOprah Winfrey and her two sister wives, Stedman and Gayle in the crowd. I’ll bet they’re not used to taking a seat in the back. The FOX News guys told me that among the “dignitaries” were Charlize Theron and U2’s Bono. If those skanks are dignitaries, the world ain’t dignified. Not even close.

I’d have preferred to listen to the guy in the leopard skin cape–a thinner version of the King of Zamunda–who was telling us which “dignitaries” were in the crowd, including the “Ambassador of the UK Guatemala,” two countries which I didn’t know had merged. Just as he was saying that and telling us that the “great” Jesse “I spit in White people’s salad” Jackson was in the audience, the FOX twins began blathering on again, so that I and others couldn’t hear all the radicals in the audience being named. The FOX News duo spoke over the introduction of–and extremely loud applause for–Gerry Adams, leader of the terrorist Irish Republican Army’s Sinn Fein. Hmmm . . . why didn’t FOX News want me to hear that? We PC pander and cover up the truth, you decide.

The last straw was when the FOX News duo started endlessly praising Bishop Desmond Tutu, a noted open Jew-hater and anti-Israel bigot. The FOX News nitwits were upset that Tutu didn’t get a personal invitation to speak at the funeral and hopefully wondered if he was going to speak as advertised at the last minute. Um, here’s a tip about Tutu, you schmucks: Desmond Tutu regularly attacked the Jewish community of South Africa. He was a strong proponent of condemning Israel at the Durban United Nations Conference on Racism. He supported HAMAS repeatedly and participated in a 2009 HAMAS “Walk for Gaza” along with Jimmy Carter and Nelson Mandela. Tutu has a history of hanging with Islamic terrorists and praising their every bombing. My late father wrote an excellent letter summarizing some of Tutu’s statements and activities when Tutu was the speaker at my little brother’s graduation from the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. Read it and get a clue, unlike the FOX News idiots.

So next time you wanna tell me that FOX News is “the best we have” or some other BS, tell me why you think “the best we have” is a moronic network of nitwits who interrupt latenight Saturday Night re-runs with gushing coverage of an America-hating, Jew-hating, Castro-loving, Arafat/HAMAS-loving Marxist’s second funeral circus–the only network to do so.

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28 Responses

I really enjoyed that you pointed out The Oprah (Dirty Bitch Winfrey) has 2 wives. That will be funny all day long! ๐Ÿ˜€

I’m not a conspiracy fool but I believe Mandela died in September. He was so sick and so old and anyone who has an elderly loved one knows they can’t hold on like that after a certain time. At the time I was very shocked he didn’t cark it. Now I believe my disbelief may have been correct. I’ll believe he died this month if I see proof.

Skunky on December 15, 2013 at 9:55 am

    “Now I believe my disbelief may have been correct. Iโ€™ll believe he died this month if I see proof.”

    Good point. I’ll bet you’re right.

    DS_ROCKS! on December 15, 2013 at 1:29 pm

That memorial/funeral was interminable. Fox News is not a conservative news network. Only when it is compared to MSNBC does it even appear to be.

In reality, the Republic of South Africa is virtually a one party state. The ruling African National Congress(ANC)has never relinquished control of the central government since assuming power back in 1994. South Africa has a very high crime rate and still suffers from extensive black on white violence. The clap trap about racial reconciliation that we have been hearing about for days is hardcore nonsense.

Worry01 on December 15, 2013 at 10:11 am

Thank you for your sane and accurate coverage of the Mandela funeral circus. Also, thanks for shedding truth on the
despicable ultra liberal Desmond Tutu. Yes, he’s very anti-Israel and pro Hamas. Also,he’s an outspoken supporter of the gay marriage perversion. As an Anglican bishop he postures as
a “Christian” leader.

JAMES BINGHAM on December 15, 2013 at 11:18 am

Thanks for telling the truth, Debbie.
I used to do a lot of business in SA and all of Africa. In fact, I was in Zimbabwe on business when they let Mandela out of the pokey. My Zim/Rhodesian friends told me the Zulu would never sit still for Mandela, a Xhosa. Americans (and Brits) try to look at Africa through the prism of our civil rights experience and the paradigm doesn’t fit. People just don’t understand the tribalism. But somehow he survived–and surprised.
Mandela was a Communist and a terrorist. All he had to do to leave prison was renounce terrorism and he refused
And now SA has been stuck with the ANC gang of thugs and fools for over 20 years now.
I haven’t been back. I’m afraid it would break my heart.

John Thomas on December 15, 2013 at 12:13 pm

“Charlize Theron and U2?s Bono. If those skanks are dignitaries, the world ainโ€™t dignified. Not even close.”


Also, no surprise that Fox carried this live. Conservatives (or CINO) are deathly afraid of and trying to shed the public perception that they’re racist.

DS_ROCKS! on December 15, 2013 at 1:28 pm

Thanks for another winning episode of The Unvarnished Truth, Debbie. That’s why I stopped watching them years ago. They’re just another arm of the one party system that has been governing us for the past quarter century.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on December 15, 2013 at 1:57 pm

JT, it is indeed time Americans realize that not all countries want & embrace the American Dream of freedom. You made such a great point regarding tribalism.

Look at how it’s failed in not only Moooooslim hell-holes (and it always will because those beasts are the least likely to ever embrace the best of what America was) but in Russia. And watch as Americans give it away as we speak.

People need to understand that not everyone wants to be free. THAT is why USA had always been far above the rest. Until the “Animal Farm” gang came and tore it apart.

DSR, I agree about Charlize and Bono. I guess Charlize likes all the killings of white farmers in SA. She’s even more of a bimbo than I ever could imagine.

Skunky on December 15, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    Something less vulgar for you Skunky:

    Worry01 on December 15, 2013 at 4:16 pm

      Worry, that was lovely and totally apropos to the time of year. At least in my mind. It goes with cold, snowy weather near Christmas time! ๐Ÿ˜€

      Skunky on December 15, 2013 at 7:46 pm

Too bad Sherman Hemsley isn’t still around. He might have had something to say about that.

Little Al on December 15, 2013 at 2:14 pm

That’s right, Skunky. People who opt for slavery will get slavery. We have opted for it here in “this once great republic.”

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on December 15, 2013 at 2:54 pm

Amazing, isn’t it? Fox News still maintains its reputation as “conservative,” despite its “Rah-Rah, Mandela” orgy. About the only thing conservative about that network anymore is its investment portfolio.

Primetime on December 15, 2013 at 3:36 pm

Speaking of Faux News, this past August I attended the TEA party rally in DC where Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz, and many other luminaries spoke. While there I met a lady who had emigrated to the US from the Ukraine and she briefly shared with me her experience under a socialist government and why it brought her to the TEA party that day. It was chilling and alarming. We noticed Griff Jenkins nearby interviewing attendees, and I walked over and shook his hand, then came back and suggested to the lady that she introduce herself to him and see if he would interview her for FOX. He smiled and walked away without giving her a chance. I saw him again a few minutes later and went to him and suggested he speak with her. He again smiled and walked away. Finally, a few minutes after that I saw his camera man walk by and again suggested (begged) him to speak with the lady from the Ukraine. Again, totally ignored. I really believe he was not there to report on the truth, but rather to develop an unflattering caricature of TEA partiers, based on who he interviewed (and who he did not). It was not only insulting, but also very enlightening. Although I was barely tuning in to FOX due to the hypocrisy of Bill O and others, since that time I haven’t watched Fox at all. It was a clear illustration of filtering the news, and I have no use for FOX at all now.

dnr on December 15, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Amen, sister.

I laughed, Savage called Bono a Zelig wannabe.

thinlips on December 15, 2013 at 5:49 pm

Damn, your avatar is freaking me out, skunky! WTH?

thinlips on December 15, 2013 at 5:51 pm

The whole Fox performance was contemptible.

skzion on December 15, 2013 at 7:38 pm

Unfortunately, just when it might have looked several years ago as though America would get its head out of its ass, Satan managed to use Not So FOX(y)-News for his nefarious purpose as well.

The Great Tribulation is around the corner. Pass it along. Prepare to die horribly.

Praise The Lord Jesus Christ.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on December 15, 2013 at 7:49 pm

I didn’t see the coverage but if you know how hated and vilified FOX really is in “liberal” circles then you’ll now that FOX is probably still doing something right.

Frankz on December 15, 2013 at 9:04 pm

Yeah, Frank, you’re right, they are, but my oft repeated old adage from Jimmy Hoffa . . .

“sooner or later, everybody does business with everybody,” . . .

begs the question.

Exactly what IS it that Not So FOX(y)-News is doing right, . . .

and to what end? I think maybe they’re just contributing to the “distraction” aspect of the game plan that the government has employed. After all, Demmicans and Republicrats, the dog and pony show. Kind of like pro wrestling. You’re gonna play da good guyz, an’ you’re gonna play da bad guyz, and . . .

we’ll all go laughing to the bank together.

And let the American people sink or swim, we’ll have our piece.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on December 15, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Well the Demicrats are here to bury you and some of the Republicrats are along for the ride Alfredo, simple as that the way I see it. Bi-partisan nonsense died decades ago.

    Frankz on December 16, 2013 at 7:53 pm

      It is that simple, Frank. Death of the two party system, and the watchdog media became the lap dog. Yes, they’re coming to bury me.

      Alfredo from Puerto Rico on December 16, 2013 at 10:08 pm

Thanks for the piece on Tutu, Debbie. I also had to sit through a few of his speeches once long ago. I can’t remember much about it except that I got the impression he was a well intentioned bore peddling well intentioned fallacies.
Anyway, now I know better.
There’s not much to say about a man who has lived under Apartheid most of his life who picks up on and internalizes the institutionalized prejudices of men who flatter him except that such a man is easily flattered.

Frankz on December 15, 2013 at 9:30 pm

Fortunately, in the sands of time, Mandela will pretty much be forgotten. But sadly, Peter O’Toole and Tom Laughlin are no longer with us. Now those are real losses; two cinematic icons and legends in their own times. But their movies will continue to be watched by future generations who will care less about Mandela.

Ralph Adamo on December 16, 2013 at 2:42 am

    PS: Thinking of Peter O’Toole and the movie masterpiece, Lawrence of Arabia, for those interested in history, here’s an interesting discussion of T.E. Lawrence covering an aspect of his career that you probably didn’t know about….

    Ralph Adamo on December 16, 2013 at 2:50 am

FNC has been slowly morphing into CNN/PMSNBC lite. The Leprechaun’s “no spin” sneaks out in the open when he called the conservatives and Tea party “loons.” About that same time, M.Medved (Right Turn now going back to lefty roots) called them wackos or something similar. FOX and the GOP want desperately to be accepted by the left, so we find this desire to “fit in.”
the whitewashing of racists, terrorists and communist revolutionaries goes on unabated. Mullah Barry Sotero leads the way!
The future is here — the other day I saw a heavy handed soviet style TV ad praising the glorious work of FEDERAL EMPLOYEES. Supper correct in diversity — and incorrect in content! Tax payer funded propaganda?

Hans Schaden on December 16, 2013 at 10:10 am

    Hans, you’re spot on about Fraud News (PAWNN). The trouble now is the so-called Conservatives who watch Loofah Boy. I was done with that fraud back in 2004 when he was sexually harassing his producer Andrea Macris. And on his now defunct radio show, I was disgusted how he treated women (Lis Wiehl & E.D. Donahey) and stopped listening before it was sacked.

    It’s so simple to tell he’s a fraud but so-called Conservatives prop him up. THEY are the ones who annoy me. They are no better than Libtards.

    And Medfraud has been a fraud for some time now. I used to love listening to him. His show was my 2nd fav (Quinn & Rose was first…) but you can tell whose a fraud by who they are apologists for. Pity with Medfraud. He knew many facts (above the dopey Commies that would call his show) but he’s just as you said…reverting back to the Libtard Left.

    Skunky on December 16, 2013 at 11:18 am

I cannot believe Debbie watches “Burn Notice”. I stopped watching it after Season 2 because at least in the first two seasons they had US Special forces guys, ex special forces, ex CIA, Israelis or Ex Mossad guys involved in weapons smuggling and drug trafficking but not a single Mus-nimal or Arabnimal.

Ofcourse they had an assorted numbers of Hispanics doing shennanigans but not one Musnimal nor Arabnimal. So, I stopped watching even though I liked the acting of Bruce Campbell.

Same reason I stopped watching “Castle” and “Bones”. In Bones they tried to force feed us about peaceful Islam through the Iranian intern character and in Castle they had an episode where there was a nuke threat and it was not by Muslims but by some other Kuffar. I like Nathan Fillion (I loved Fire Fly/Serenity) but not Castle.

Rex on December 16, 2013 at 9:55 pm

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