March 11, 2014, - 4:27 pm

Mummified Detroit Body Voted for Democrats Two Years After Death

By Debbie Schlussel

A mummified dead body in Pontiac, Michigan, a Detroit suburb, voted in the 2010 Michigan gubernatorial election, about two years after she is believed to have died (2008). Pontiac is a mini-Detroit in every way–corruption, race-baiting, bankrupt finances, war zone setting, etc. It is a few miles north of the Motor City.


But, hey, why would we need voter ID laws? After all, there is no voter fraud, right? It’s just a fantasy of evil right-wingers. You might ask about my headline and why I’m sure that a mummified woman’s body in Pontiac voted for Democrats. Well, I’ll ask you: do you really think a dead body in urban Pontiac voted Republican? That’s usually not the way voter fraud goes. I think you’d have to go back to the era of Tutankhamun to find a mummy that voted Republican. Just sayin’.

Voting records in Oakland County show [Pia] Farrenkopf, who has not been positively identified by the Medical Examinerโ€™s Office, is shown as voting in the November 2010 gubernatorial election.

Pontiac city records indicate Farrenkopf registered to vote in 2006 and had not voted until 2010, but officials point out that could have been an administrative error and she may not have actually cast a vote.

Uh-huh, sure it was. Oh, so, that’s what they’re calling voter fraud, these days.

The city clerk, who was not in that job in 2010, said infrequent voters tend to vote in presidential elections, like 2008, over gubernatorial elections like the one in 2010.

Exactly. But people committing voter fraud don’t account for that stuff. They’re clever, but not that clever.

But we’ll never know for sure how the mummy-ette voted on ballot initiatives. After all, dead mean–and dead chicks–tell no tales.

And that’s the point of voting mummy-style.

Three things are certain in Pontiac: death, taxes, and voting after death.

No, She Doesn’t Look Like an Obama Voter, But Female Mummies Change Their Voting Habits Often . . .


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32 Responses

There is voting after death. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Worry on March 11, 2014 at 4:36 pm

tells you all you need to know about the acumen of those voting for the democrats…the brain dead party..the zombification of America is upon us

HK on March 11, 2014 at 4:43 pm

Please don’t refer to these votes as coming from dead people. Rather, call them votes from the “Silent Majority.” Besides, repeated comparison tests between dead voters and living voters prove that living voters are generally no more intelligent nor informed on current events or history than dead ones.

Ralph Adamo on March 11, 2014 at 5:02 pm

Vote early, often and dead.

Jack on March 11, 2014 at 5:09 pm

That’s why no one bothered to check her whereabouts until her bank account ran dry.

They were going to reposess the car when they discovered a dead mummy in the driver’s seat.

And she was dead a couple of years before she was found.

NormanF on March 11, 2014 at 5:18 pm

In many sections of the country, it is no longer permissible to raise questions about abortion on demand or gay marriage.

Accusations of racial profiling have become extremely far-reaching, and anything that results in disparate impact is becoming automatically racist. The same for questioning affirmative action, and soon, the same for challenging illegal immigration.

The scope of political dialogue is becoming more and more restricted, in large part because politicians of both parties accept these limitations on discourse.

Assertions of voting fraud are similar. There is a large body of opinion, as noted in the post, that contends that allegations of voting fraud are inherently racist, and if this continues, it will, at some point be as difficult to assert vote fraud as it is to question abortion on demand.

Right before our eyes.

Little Al on March 11, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    When we are no longer allowed to talk and or think, the guns will come out.

    Pray Hard on March 11, 2014 at 7:14 pm

It simply needs to be updated:

Worry on March 11, 2014 at 6:13 pm

Muslims are the real zombie apocalypse.

Pray Hard on March 11, 2014 at 7:08 pm

I Wisconsin where I live they (Republicans) are trying to enact reasonable voter ID laws, but as usual the Dems are hollering to high heaven. Because, as we all know as this story illustrates, voter fraud always favors liberals. Without it, they would never win any election.

Tommy Thomas on March 11, 2014 at 9:42 pm

Detroit: the new Chicago?

Infidel on March 12, 2014 at 3:28 am

Holy crap! It’s Sally Field!

Sean M on March 12, 2014 at 8:34 am

There is an interesting story that is told about Lyndon Johnson. I have no idea if it is true or not.

He and some of his colleagues were going through a cemetery in Texas writing down the names they saw on tombstones so that people could vote in their names.

Before they could finish it started to rain. Then it started to rain harder. Finally it started to rain so hard that some of them wanted to leave. Johnson made them stay until they took down all the names.

Johnson told them that each dead person has just as much of a right to vote as the next dead person.

I_AM_ME on March 12, 2014 at 9:09 am

This IS THE NUMBER ONE problem confronting the country today. Banana republic methods are being employed by communistic radicals hellbent on destroying this freedom we now possess. Unfortunately the commies in DC will not be “called out” by ANY MAJOR MEDIA group, including Fox !!

John Collignon on March 12, 2014 at 9:18 am

I know I tend to disagree with the vast majority of you and what’s said, but I sincerely hope that each and every one of you on this page is well and safe after today’s explosion in Harlem. I’m sending you and yours all my good thoughts. xxx

Alison on March 12, 2014 at 10:45 am

Debbie, I am truly shocked!

What do you have against mummified, dead people!

They have rights, too, you know!

You, discriminator, you!

๐Ÿ˜‰ (Happy Purim)

Esser Agaroth on March 12, 2014 at 10:53 am

Where in the linked article does it say she voted Democrat? Where is your reading comprehension?

and I also read where they can’t even be sure she voted at all as all the ballots have been destroyed.

STFU if you can’t be truthful

Hollis on March 12, 2014 at 12:20 pm

    @ Hollis…

    You need to STFU. It’s been proven time and again the voter fraud that takes place at the polls ALWAYS favors the Dumbocrats. Couple that with the Black Panthers menacing Republican voters at the polls and our pathetic AG Holder doing nothing about it.

    You can return to your libtard coma now…..

    IceNoMore on March 13, 2014 at 9:44 am

Well Alison, as long as you keep reading, there is hope for you yet. Democrats are the party of discourse & unruliness. They corrupt anything that is moral, orderly & honest. Just look at those stupid OWS demonstrators. A bunch of lazy, dirty slobs “demanding” handouts. Libtards live to destroy & defile decency. Now, repeat that a million times. You’ll be OK.

FIRECAPT on March 12, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    I’m not American, so I don’t have any say over there anyway. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Alison on March 12, 2014 at 1:59 pm

Someone should check the Chicago voting records – she probably voted there also after 2008.

Concerned Citizen on March 12, 2014 at 12:52 pm

Looks exactly like a guilty white liberal. No question about it. But being dead would’ve been a problem. I’m thinking whoever helped the dead vote, may have something or nothing to do with her back seat nap.

samurai on March 12, 2014 at 2:23 pm

She’s not done yet….there’s still ObamaCare!

IceNoMore on March 12, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    That’s more or less what I’ve been thinking….she’s nowhere near done voting…..

    BethesdaDog on March 20, 2014 at 8:36 am

All this crap about dead voters started when ACORN was around, The liberals just took it up a notch.

sal on March 12, 2014 at 6:08 pm

The last person in America to be charged with voter fraud was a young Republican journalist.

In 2010, the Teabaggers won overwhelmingly in Michigan and around the country.

Since they don’t know for sure if she voted or not, if she DID vote it’s just as reasonable to conclude she voted Teabagger.

I could see reforming the voting process if voter fraud was actually a real problem, but one Republican journalist and one mummified woman over the course of a few election cycles seems like a waste of taxpayer money to issue everyone voter i.d. cards when things like social security and other forms of i.d. have always been allowed.

Jason Marcel on March 13, 2014 at 3:48 am

to hell with detroit and flint, both cities i’ve spent a good amount of time in during my career in the auto biz.

but i wince when i read stories like these about pontiac… i started my career at pontiac motor division in pontiac, michigan, in 1981. i was a drafting co-op student at the time when GM, and US automakers, still enjoyed a monopoly in the US auto market. anyway, on my first day there one of my colleagues took me to the pontiac “store” (where eveything was free) and i got myself all of the obligatory office supplies; everything emblazoned with the pontiac logo. i STILL have my stapler that has the little red pontiac badge on the front *single tear* stashed away where nobody can use it. i guess i’ll be buried with it.

kirche61 on March 13, 2014 at 2:38 pm

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