January 27, 2015, - 4:30 pm

Liberal Democrat Tom Brady’s U.S. Senate Campaign Slogans – More Deflated Balls

By Debbie Schlussel

Don’t forget that New England Patriots Quarterback, crybaby, and serial babydaddy Tom Brady is an avowed liberal Democrat and previously announced future plans to run for office. The deflated balls guy and Superbowler wants to perhaps run as a Democrat for the U.S. Senate from California, where he and supermodel wife/shrew Gisele Bundchen have a gazillion-dollar mega-mega-mega-mansion.

As I noted last week on this site, the only deflated balls that are important in America are those of our current President and the collective “balls” of this country. We have none. But given Tom Brady’s ball-deflater status and political ambitions, I came up with some appropriate campaign slogans and asked our friend, Jedi Master of Photoshop David Lunde, to produce some campaign posters. Here they are. He also made one for physicist scholar Bill Belichick.


Artwork by David Lunde

Looks like Brady and his serial-cheater coach Bill Belichick got away with deflating balls . . . for now. With Belichick blaming the deflated footballs on “climate change” (which strangely didn’t deflate the opposing team’s footballs) and Brady posing like a deer in the headlights, it’s kind of amazing they got away with it. But they did. And no matter what your parents taught you as a kid, cheaters do prosper. Otherwise, how is Barack Obama President?

More Tom Brady Campaign Posters . . .



Artwork by David Lunde

In any event, his future political opponent should revisit YouTube in a few years and use some of the clips from over the weekend for campaign commercials. “I don’t want anybody to touch the balls. I don’t want anyone to rub the balls.” Tom Brady for U.S. Senate.

The NFL is keeping quite a lid on this thing by pretending some locker room attendant or ball boy is behind Deflategate. Don’t believe it. The League is not going to pull the Patriots from the Superbowl, so they must continue in their efforts to pretend that this a non-story (which it is other than in pop culture and mainstream media idiocy).

But more important, don’t vote for liberal Dem Tom Brady in the future. He’s Hillary Clinton in a skirt. Except that she doesn’t cry.


Tom Brady: He Has Feelings, Too

Physicist Laureate Bill Belichick: Climate Change Deflates Your Balls . . .


Artwork by David Lunde

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17 Responses

…cheaters do prosper. Otherwise, how is Barack Obama President?

Sadly true and truly sad.

DS_ROCKS! on January 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm

I was ambivalent as to who should win the Super Bowl this year. However my eldest son, and now this article, reminded me what a POS Brady and the Patriots are…. Go Seahawks….

PDMac60 on January 27, 2015 at 5:23 pm

Amen! Believe me, most Bostonians have more excuses than a Mexican going to jail in trying to prop up the grifter duo of Brady & Belichick as innocents. Puh-leeze! “Jan” Brady & that droll shyster Belichick ARE like the others & CAN’T be trusted. But Bostonians don’t wanna see what cheaters these two trifling soul-mates are. Disgusting.

“Jan” will get votes because he’s handsome. Sadly, that is the way the devolving world rolls. Me, I have no use for “Jan”…his character is pitch and his wife is a whack shrew!

So I say “GO SEAHAWKS”. I don’t give a toss about footy but I LOVE being anti-Patriots. My heart will feel like an alligator when they lose & I will enjoy going about the town when just about everyone & their mothers will wanna “do the dutch” after the Patriots lose! I hope they lose!!! You will not be able to wipe the sly smile off my face when they lose! I don’t support cheaters!

Skunky on January 27, 2015 at 6:22 pm

I find this whole story so funny on a number of fronts. First you have a professional football team that is suspect in cheating again. Then you have the grouch of a coach who like our less than testicular president says that he didn’t hear about the whole thing until he watched the news. Yeah right anyone who follows sports knows what a control freak Belicheat is. Last but not least you have current quarterback and future democrat political douchebag Tom Tom Brady. This big headed pansy looked so stupid trying to explain away deflategate that it was funny if not pathetic. It got me to thinking about the similarities to Brady and Obama. First both are pansy girlie men. Second both have loudmouthed shew wives who think because of who they married we give a crap about what they say. Sure Giselle looks way better than Michelle but beauty doesn’t always equate brains. Our current miss America proved that. Lastly both Brady and Obama have been associated as of late with balls. Brady likes his deflated and Obama ain’t got none. Sources told me that they’re in Al Gores social security lock box and either ValJar or the Mooch has the key. In either case during the Super Bowl I have no dog in the fight because I dislike both coaches and the pats qb. I do hope that Brady like Rogers is dumb enough to throw anywhere near that bozo Sherman. At least there should be a good halftime show with Katie Perry. Yeah I know she’s a twit but at least they didn’t invite back BeyoncĂ©. Come to think of it what’s the difference.

Ken B on January 27, 2015 at 8:01 pm

Aren’t people presumed innocent until proven guilty? And the over utilization of ad hominem attacks are a tired liberal trick. But you know all that. Too bad about the Lions — sour grapes maybe? LOL

Nighthawk on January 27, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    Nighthawk, you must be from BAHHHHHHHston! Beantown is chock-a-block with value-less dopes like you following the (uncreative) leader.

    And of course you are too dim to reckon that “over utilization of ad hominem attacks” is the conclusion of dummies who don’t know a satirical exercise in creative writing when they are suppose to see it. LOLOL.

    Once DS’ argument is on solid ground, that leaves PLENTY of room for snark, sarcasm & satire. THAT is what makes a GREAT creative writer. That is what I look for and value in great writing but concern trolls like you seem to not appreciate biting satire.

    I do. And shall continue to. There is a paucity of such gifted writers and when I find them I appreciate them.

    Skunky on January 28, 2015 at 11:03 am

Tom Brady came across as a smug liar during his press conference. You can imagine what he would be like as a professional politician.

Worry on January 28, 2015 at 12:32 am

Nothing to see, nothing to hear and who really is Tom Brady?

Steve Ggardality on January 28, 2015 at 11:39 am

Anyone who thinks the story of Brady’s Balls is a reason to root for the Seahawks, should just do a search through Debbie’s columns. Plug in “Pete Carroll.” Then, let us hark back to the fact that Richard Sherman was suspended a few years ago for use of HGH.

I love to hate the Patriots by the way, because I’m a Jets fan. Jets, Raiders, Cowboys, in that order.

But let’s not pretend that one group of human beings is any more righteous than another. Especially in the NFL.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 28, 2015 at 11:52 am

Brady is a closet republican, but Gisele is a raging liberal. He wouldn’t admit who he voted for in the last election, which means he voted for Romney.

Jean on January 28, 2015 at 2:50 pm

By the way, Tom and Gisele sold their mega California mansion to Dr. Dre.

J: They bought another California mega-mansion. DS

Jean on January 28, 2015 at 2:54 pm

Great article, and mostly amazing artwork/photoshop work by the talented David Lunde!!! My gosh I’m so fascinated by his outstanding work, I bet that type of work takes a lot of time to do. Keep up the wonderful work David. You’re definitely a go-to guy for Debbie’s awesome website

Peter Jenkins on January 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm

I won’t be watching the Super Bowl, I find both teams distasteful.

John the infidel on January 28, 2015 at 6:25 pm

Why are you surprised they got away with it? They got away with it because Roger Goodell has the biggest deflated balls of everyone. His “leadership” is destroying the NFL. He’s the worst commissioner of any sport ever. (and that’s saying a lot when you are competing with Bud Selig) As far as the Super Bowl goes, it’s like a presidential election trying to pick between the lesser of 2 evils. I won’t be picking. I’ll be watching ANYTHING else that day.

TOMMY THOMAS on January 28, 2015 at 9:07 pm

Looking forward to a few cornerback sacks on this ass clown. A little ACL punishment.

Occam's Tool on January 28, 2015 at 9:16 pm

Tom Brady is all yours, a Republican. He claimed he is an Independent but do a little digging and you will know better. Explains why Republicans are so butt hurt and defending him.

Ivy Mirelle on May 9, 2015 at 7:45 pm

This is going to be fun. If we follow your logic, whatever party Brady supports, and political philosophy he follows, is inherently bad because Brady’s into it. So, and I love this: Brady’s a conservative/ libertarian who supports the GOP. He blew off John Kerry for GW Bush. He just endorsed _Trump_. Refused to visit the White House and meet Obama.

He’s one of your peeps, in other words: enjoy…

Moderate on September 23, 2015 at 10:19 am

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