November 28, 2005, - 4:44 pm

“Special Agent in Charge”: FBI Chief Runs After Terrorists on Treadmill

Watching FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts running off his Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing at Powerhouse Gym . . . minus $1.
Watching FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts watching Fred Couples golf on TV . . . minus $2.
Watching FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts’ jaw drop and pale face turn ever paler when I introduce myself as and as the author of website articles about him . . . Priceless.
For everything else, there’s .

Yes, that was Detroit FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts I saw at a Detroit area Powerhouse Gym, on the treadmill in front of me, yesterday evening. I recognized him as , recently.

Daniel Roberts:

Detroit FBI Chief Chases Islamic Terrorist Exclusively on Treadmills

Since I’d written about him (, , and ), I noted he was running at a pretty fast clip (though not as fast as I) on the Star-Trac treadmill in front of me. I couldn’t help but wonder why–overseeing the Famous But Incompetent in the heart of Islamic America–he doesn’t run after Islamic terrorists as fast . . . or even at all.
I approached him and said, “Aren’t you Daniel Roberts?”
“Why, yes, I am,” said a blushing, smiling Roberts, sticking out his arm to shake my hand.
I shook it, then said, “Yeah, I recognize you from , and I’ve written about you on my website. I’m Debbie Schlussel. So nice to meet you.” As you can imagine, the jaw dropped, face turned white, etc.
Seeing Mr. Roberts’ strong interest in running and golf, we think he’d be a much better fit with the Secret Service’s Presidential Protective Detail. Like him, they don’t go after Islamic terrorists either. It’s not their job. Too bad that it IS his job. Because he doesn’t do it.
Instead, Roberts panders to extremist Muslims throughout Detroit, persecutes agents like Mike Thomas who do pursue Islamic terrorists, , and then . Empire building and edifice complex? Definitely. Fighting Islamic terrorism? No way.
And by the way, was that Jeep in the parking lot at the gym the same one we saw Roberts driving from the ? We certainly hope it’s not his tax-funded government “G” car, since driving that to the gym or on other personal business is strictly prohibited. Just wondering . . . .

FBI SAIC Daniel Roberts Consorted with Imam Elahi

(pictured here w/ Hezbollah Spiritual Leader Sheikh Fadlallah)

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9 Responses

I bet Debbie looks great in real life. (Debbie call me.)

shleppy on November 28, 2005 at 7:47 pm

After reading Nethercat’s posts, I am convinced that he is an Imam or other Islamic official (a janitor of a mosque), or a Muslim college sports reporter here in America. Nethercat is always the first to defend the various practices of the Religion of Peace (such as his defense of the Islamic practice of mutilating a boy’s arm for the infraction of stealing a loaf of bread – the subject of an earlier thread) and he is the first to rally to the defense of those who support or turn a blind eye to his ideology.
WTG, Nethercat…just don’t let the bile eat your insides out. On second thought…let the acids turn your innards into an unrecognizable pile of putrid slime.

Thee_Bruno on November 28, 2005 at 9:22 pm

It’s a good thing you decided to do cardio instead of free weights last night, otherwise your brush with lameness would have been missed. That is absolutely disgustingly hilarious that of all places you cross paths with Roberts, it’s at the gym. Do the Feds get a discount on their memberships?!

Yiddish Steel on November 28, 2005 at 9:42 pm

Sorry Debbie, this time I have a little sympathy for poor Daniel.
There he was at the gym, sees this hottie blonde in spandex recognize him, thinks “Yeah, babeeee!, the hot chicks dig the Big Chief”, thinking “Take that, James Bond!”, and then you go and throw cold water on his hopes.
LOL! That is one funny story.

The_Man on November 28, 2005 at 11:48 pm

State of War

The dissonance gives me a headache….

Sierra Faith on November 29, 2005 at 8:43 am

Great story….I can only add,
Seeing Debbie Schlussel on the treadmill at the gym….priceless.

Jeff_W on November 29, 2005 at 11:40 am

Has anyone else noticed that he’s seperated at birth from the hemp smoking leftoid dope Woody Harrelson?

espresso on November 29, 2005 at 11:51 am

So who is watching the FBI? Do we just say “You guys have been great since the days of J Edga. When there are so many issues and agencies that need oversight, it’s nice to know we can give the good ol’ FBI a free hand to do their job and be damn well certain it will get done.”
Ooooops! Time for a reality check! Read “Terrorist Hunter” to get a little flavor about how the FBI is sometimes more concerned about jurisdiction, their old reputation, and not sharing information with any of those dullards working for other federal law enforcement or investigative agencies than they are with catching the bad guys.
This “opinion” is from an Iraqi woman who has done some phenomenal undercover work.

Clay Kemper on August 26, 2006 at 4:42 pm

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