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Not that you care a thing about reality TV–and if you’re reading this site, you shouldn’t (we don’t)–but we know who will win the anti-fat show, “The Biggest Loser,” tonight.
No, we don’t watch this silly show, though we like anything that makes annoying fat people get thin. But we couldn’t help but notice a big hint in the constant NBC promotions for tonight’s finale of the show. In a pixelated vision of the winner, they forgot to pixelate out the high heels. Since there are only two men and one woman left–and we assume the men are not transvestites who favor heels–it must be that the woman won the show.
UPDATE: Oops! When we’re wrong, we’re wrong. On two counts. We watched the finale of this show, tonight, and actually liked it a whole lot (much more than the one or two episodes we watched). Very uplifting. And we were wrong about the woman winning. They played a trick in the commercial, and we fell for it. One of the men won.