March 24, 2015, - 2:14 pm

Chelsea Clinton & Jimmy Kimmel Teach Me A New Hipster Word Amid Much Clintonista-Slobber

By Debbie Schlussel


If you thought Jimmy Kimmel’s recent pandering infomercial for Barack Obama was bad, you should watch video of last night’s slobber-fest Kimmel had over Chelsea Clinton. Whatever happened to the good old days of Amy Carter, when former American Presidents’ daughters went off into the sunset and lived normal lives?


And what the hell happened to Jimmy Kimmel? He used to be irreverent. He used to be iconoclastic. And, above all, he used to be funny. Now, he’s just a junior version of bitter, old, stubborn liberal, David Letterman. He panders to celebrities he used to mock. And he is a total butt-snorkeler when it comes to liberal politicians. So it goes with Dr. Chelsea Clinton, Ph.D. (likely in B.S.).

Chelsea Clinton isn’t even a politician. She’s just the fortuitous (for her) combination of the sperm and egg of two immoral, cheating, lying liberal politicians who might have had sex once, before her father became the self-anointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest Court. But Jimmy Kimmel gave Chelsea Clinton top billing on his late night show, last night, ahead of more famous, more popular celebs, like Adam Carolla. And Kimmel pandered on and on and on, as Chelsea Clinton claimed that Bill Clinton changed his new granddaughter’s diapers. Um, do you really believe that? “Stars . . . they’re just like us!” She also claimed that she is a big fan of action movies. Again, if you believe that, I have some Whitewater stock and Benghazi e-mails to sell you. Then, the little Clinton jewelette and Kimmel did some promotion of some new group called, “Serve a Year,” asking Americans to take a whole year off and volunteer. Of course, it’s really not about that. Serve a Year is a project of the Clinton Foundation, so this whole thing is just a major pimping of Hillary for Prez. I think we’ve already served eight years-plus to the Clintons’ throne. We don’t need any more. I guess they don’t realize that because of liberal economic policies (like ObamaCare!), most Americans are hurting and can’t afford to work for a whole year for free.

Oh, and by the way, while they were pimping us on all things Clinton, I learned a new pretentious phrase from Dr. Chelsea Clinton:

“food insecure.”

Huh? Sounds like a hifalutin’ phrase for anorexic or extremely fat but hiding binge eating. Nope. It’s a hifalutin’ phrase for something else.

Chelsea Clinton was telling us how concerned she is about the Earth and its inhabitants (so concerned that she spends more than most people make in a year on fancy designer duds–let them eat cake!). She decried what she claims were over 50 million Americans who are “food insecure.” Apparently, this is a fancy, New Age, hipster-pseudo-intellectual way of saying, “hungry” or “in danger of being hungry.” But don’t you dare say that in simple, plain, country bumpkin, regular-people-speak. The people who know better than you because they wear environmentally-friendly hemp clothing dyed with coffee and tea instead of toxic pigments (and then fly in private jets, as Chelsea Clinton, Ph.D. does) have decided that the new cool phrase to show they care (and couldn’t actually care less) is “food insecurity.”

James Bovard wrote about the phoniness and fakery of the “food insecurity” pimps, last fall, in the Wall Street Journal:

On Wednesday the Agriculture Department released the results of its annual Household Food Security in the United States survey for 2013. According to the USDA survey, 14.3% of U.S. households—some 49 million Americans—were “food insecure at least some time during the year in 2013.” The decrease from 14.5% of households in 2012 was “not statistically significant.” Yet if the past is any guide, the survey will be wrongfully invoked by politicians and pundits as proof of a national hunger crisis.

Is being “food insecure” the same as going hungry? Not necessarily. The USDA defines a “food insecure” household in the U.S. as one that is “uncertain of having, or unable to acquire, enough food to meet the needs of all their members because they had insufficient money or other resources for food” at times during the year. The USDA notes: “For most food-insecure households, the inadequacies were in the form of reduced quality and variety rather than insufficient quantity.”

The National Academy of Sciences urged the USDA in 2006 to explicitly state that its food-security survey results are not an estimate of nationwide hunger. The USDA responded by dropping any mention of “hunger” in the survey’s response categories. Nevertheless, the survey’s results continue to be pervasively misrepresented as an accurate measure of hunger in America.

As Bovard noted, the term “food insecurity” is used to up-sell Congress and the American people on an alleged need for even more food stamps and entitlements. But Bovard noted something that isn’t a surprise to you or me, but might be to most people:

Though the food-security survey results are often touted as evidence of widespread hunger, another USDA survey debunked that conclusion. The agency’s Agricultural Research Service conducts periodic surveys of “What We Eat in America.” The most recent survey (2009-10) revealed that children ages 2 to 11 in households with less than $25,000 in annual income consume significantly more calories than children in households with incomes above $75,000.

Unfortunately, the Obama administration is resisting disclosures that could explain the paradoxical relationship between food stamps and food insecurity.

By the way, Doc Chelsea Clinton’s baby has parents in an income category well above that 75 Grand.

Jimmy Kimmel, of course, didn’t challenge a thing Chelsea Clinton said because, after all, he wants her mother to be President and Chelsea to be President after that.

That’s not funny. And neither, anymore, is Jimmy Kimmel.

He’s “sense of humor insecure.”

**** UPDATE: By the way, forgot to mention this. If you’ll note in one of the videos, Chelsea Clinton unintentionally outs mom Hillary in yet another lie. She admits that when Hillary Clinton was publicly begging Chelsea Clinton to have a baby, she already knew that Chelsea Clinton was pregnant. But she pretended she didn’t to get public sympathy. And be in the public spotlight in a positive, grandmotherly way. Clinton Grandmothers . . . they’re just like us! Nothing with these people is real, genuine, or sincere in any way. All staged.

More Chelsea/Jimmy BS – Get Out Your Barf Bag . . .


Jimmy Kimmel: Pimpin’ the Next Non-Revolution, Clinton 3.0

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40 Responses

“She’s just the fortuitous (for her) combination of the sperm and egg of two immoral, cheating, lying liberal politicians who might have had sex once, before her father became the self-anointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest Court.”

Does anyone actually believe Chelsea is Bill’s biological daughter? He shoot blanks, or so he’s told his countless number of mistresses. Chelsea has the unmistakable lips and face of Webb Hubbell.

GW: Hence the word, “might” in that sentence. DS

Gary Welsh on March 24, 2015 at 2:26 pm

I can believe that Bill Clinton changed his granddaughter’s diapers. He was probably thinking ahead 15 years.

And there is really something to be thankful for here. At least so far, the Bush daughters are keeping a relatively low profile (for the most part).

We need to be thankful for small favors.

LA: Jenna Bush Hager is on the “Today Show” a lot including this morning subbing for one of the hosts in the third hour of the show, and for the most part, she’s a complete airhead constantly spouting liberal-left BS. The other Bush daughter was in one of my fashion magazines (Elle or Bazaar) bragging about how she’s saving the world. So, sadly, they aren’t that low profile, except compared with Princess Chelsea. DS

Little Al on March 24, 2015 at 2:32 pm

I bet that most of the food insecure people have cable TV, cell phones, internet service, a stereo, etc. You know, the things that are more important than food.

Hillel on March 24, 2015 at 2:41 pm

The frightening thing about this commentary is the thought that Hillary could be chosen by our electorate to follow Obama into the position of POTUS. Obama has already established himself as an incompetent fool, having come into the present job without business or military , or political experience, and having run this country into the ground. Hillary proved, during her years with Obama, that she also does not have the experience to run this country, with the debacle in Benghazi and the debacle in foreign affairs so telling, and now with the email scandal. I can only hope that someone with leadership skills is elected, and not Clinton, as I believe that is the only hope left for this once great country.

Dennis on March 24, 2015 at 3:01 pm

She’s the queen of the hipsters and speaks for her generation. Their progenitors, the baby-boomer/hippies, have done a perfect job of instilling them with such a profound vacuousness, that they are utterly incapable of independent thought to ever question where their mores came from or – horrors – rational alternatives to blind faux-liberalism/fascist-progressiveness.

DS_ROCKS! on March 24, 2015 at 3:31 pm

Quasi-bob haircuts for the womenfolk, “ironic” beards for men and those unisex rectangle eyeglasses for both.

DS_ROCKS! on March 24, 2015 at 3:34 pm

“Serve a year?” Isn’t that recycled Obama’s “Civilian Corps(e)?”

DS_ROCKS! on March 24, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    My, how we don’t know, or forget history. Remember VISTA

    Gary on March 25, 2015 at 1:24 pm

“I guess they don’t realize that because of liberal economic policies (like Obamacare), most Americans are hurting and can’t afford to work for a whole year for free.”

I slightly disagree on that analogy, to be honest, from the way I envision it, I don’t it’s either liberal or conservative economics that’s harmed the nations economy, but rather corrupt politicians (from both parties) spending into complete oblivion and outsourcing jobs and careers to other nations outside of this country.

To the OT, this could be a propaganda maneuver that Chelsea Clinton is doing to promote her mother (Ms. Clinton) to be the next president. And speaking of which, I recently read that many registered Democrats and left wing ideologues don’t want Hillary Clinton or any establishment Democrat to run and be the nominee for the president next year, but want to see someone new (new blood) to bid for the presidency!

Sean R. on March 24, 2015 at 3:49 pm

Why do people pick on the offspring of these vapid politicians? Leave them out of it? Whats wrong with you all?

Let the Kids live their lives. You can berate the parents all you want, but the picking on the kids, is lowly,desperate and shows vileness.

Disgusting people again on March 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    Chelsea is a grown up, insinuating herself into the public conversation. As such, she is fair game. If she were 10-15, I’
    d agree with you.

    JeffT on March 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm

    Disgusting people again

    Indeed you are.

    Whats wrong with you all?

    The fact that your vote carries as much weight as ours.

    DS_ROCKS! on March 24, 2015 at 4:31 pm

      DSR: LOL!

      skzion on March 25, 2015 at 12:23 pm

More likely that Janet Reno is her father.

(Hat tip:John McCain)

Perry Bohmstein on March 24, 2015 at 4:05 pm

You’ve described Jimmy Kimmel very well. He’s becoming worse than old liberal crank David Letterman. Kimmel actively promotes Obama and Clinton crap, just like a paid shill would. Many of us were infuriated by a piece Kimmel did about vaccines. (Dr. Gary Null destroyed Kimmel on that.)

I have the definition of “food security/insecurity” on my website:

Barry Popik on March 24, 2015 at 4:26 pm

So-o-o-o-o tired of the Clintons, obamas, libturd night show tv ass-kissers. Will they ever go away? Oh yes, just remembered my remote has an “off” button. Thank G’d for that!

JohnD on March 24, 2015 at 4:29 pm

WOW! I watched the video and he that was some serious snorkeling!

Hillel on March 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm

Hey mister? Don’t call that dog lifesaver. Navin No? Call him Sh*thead.

Takeshi Aono on March 24, 2015 at 5:48 pm

    Kimmel needs his Scooby snacks

    Takeshi Aono on March 24, 2015 at 9:58 pm

No mention of the 7 monkeys that passed away in a NY house fire this past weekend ScHITssel? Or do the Clinton’s get your discharge going?

Jack on March 24, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    You have potty mouth Jack-strap. Flush please. Thank you.

    Takeshi Aono on March 25, 2015 at 10:31 am

Readers of this blog shouldn’t have any illusions about Gary Null. He is an opportunist fraud. Even his buddies on the looney left look down on him.

But he is as much of a crank as are the global warming idiots.

Little Al on March 24, 2015 at 6:00 pm

It’s long been known that Chelsea Clinton isn’t Bill Clinton’s biological daughter, but the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell, one of Hillary Clinton’s former law partners. There’s a lot of dirty laundry in the Clinton’s closet.

Wuntoo on March 24, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    Wuntoo: “It’s long been known that Chelsea Clinton isn’t Bill Clinton’s biological daughter, but the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell, one of Hillary Clinton’s former law partners.”

    Where is Maury Povich when you really need him?

    Ralph Adamo on March 24, 2015 at 6:56 pm

      Wontoo is right – everyone on capital hill knows that Web Hubbel is her father. Go look at pictures of Chelsea before her mother forced her to have plastic surgery as a teen to hide the resemblance. She looks exactly like Hubbel before she had her surgery and she still looks like him after but more so before.

      MRobs on March 26, 2015 at 5:03 pm

Jimmy Kimmel is only modestly talented as a comedian. Most of what you see him do on his show that is actually funny is really the work of his writers, one of whom is (or was) his wife, Molly McNearney, a Second City veteran. Now all of the talk show comedians have writers, of course, but the really talented ones are writers themselves and have the natural gift of being able to ad lib. Kimmel hasn’t been much of a writer and his ad libs are feckless.

In contrast, Jay Leno–whom Kimmel despises–has had plenty of experience writing material and he’s also a quick thinker and the ad libs come relatively easily to him. Kimmel wouldn’t be able to fall back on stand-up if he had to, the way Leno, Maher, and O’Brien could. In fact, I’ve seen Leno and Maher sometimes show up in guest spots in some comedy clubs, as they still practice their traditional craft. Rarely has Kimmel done this, and I’m sure it’s not just because he doesn’t like doing the hard work of stand up.

Ralph Adamo on March 24, 2015 at 7:23 pm

The USDA notes: “For most food-insecure households, the inadequacies were in the form of reduced quality and variety rather than insufficient quantity.”

Oh, I get it. If I was eating in four star restaurants last year, and this year I can only afford three star restaurants, I’m food-insecure. Makes perfect sense.

Harry on March 24, 2015 at 7:54 pm

Jimmy Kimmel has fallen into the swamp. Chelsea Clinton is essentially a “Zero”. Jimmy Kimmel has her on in order to pander to the elites.

As for “Hunger” and other issues, the Clintons only bother themselves with such things if there is at least some prospect for self-enrichment involved.

Worry on March 24, 2015 at 11:56 pm

“…total butt-snorkeler…” Love it!!

Gordon on March 25, 2015 at 10:17 am

Next thing you know Chelsea will talk about how hard her life has been. Living in the Governors Mansion, the White House and now a ten million dollar apartment.
She lived a charmed life even though her mom says they were dead broke. She was paid 600,000 a year by NBC over a few years while Real journalists could not get a brake.
I pray Hillary loses and the Clinton’s just go away.

Glen Benjamin on March 25, 2015 at 10:28 am

The hints have already been dropped. She will be running for (Some) office. The state run media will get behind her, 100%. Witness the latest enabling and worship of the Clinton myth by “Journalists.” Hillary spoke at a convention of journalists…….would not take ANY questions after her speech……and got a standing ovation from the mediaprosties in the audience. Get ready for POTUS Hillary………

Victoryman on March 25, 2015 at 11:13 am

What has this person ever done to make anyone care about anything involving her? If her mother weren’t a famous crook, nobody would know who the hell she is. Unattractive and frankly rather unintelligent when she opens her mouth. Typical hipster. All she needs is the stupid square-frame black glasses for quick identification.

PitandPen on March 25, 2015 at 10:08 pm

Hilary wanted Chelsea to be pregnant? A far cry from the woman who once equated marriage w/ slavery. Wonder what she thinks about her daughter now being a slave?

Infidel on March 25, 2015 at 10:41 pm

Leave the kids alone. You evil mean people.

Disgusting People on March 25, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    Disgusting Person is now channeling Pink Floyd?

    skzion on March 26, 2015 at 9:58 am

Debbie, I just love your writing, and sense of humor!

trix on March 26, 2015 at 6:07 am

kimmel has always been a little weasel. his show sucks, he sucks and he kissed Kanye west ass when he met with him on his show after making fun of him. Kimmel is in it for the money, so being liberal and PC is par for the course

the chosen one on March 26, 2015 at 11:38 am

I’m always food insecure – because I hate going to the supermarket! Every try to get out of a Wegman’s Supermarket in under 2 hours!!

MRobs on March 26, 2015 at 4:58 pm

While walking from the buffet to your table, remember to hold your plate with both hands. This is my tip of the day to the “food insecure”.

IM4Israel on March 27, 2015 at 9:29 am

I’m a little late for this commentary, but I cant avoid it. I have been all Clintoned out for 20 or so years. This is really sickening, they just wont go away. In fact, they are multiplying. It is rough on a person, I am talking about a danger of vomiting. Gag, puke, Clintons. Would it be too much to ask these abominations to go away, to STFU, to go somewhere with their millions of dollars and be quiet?

Al H. on March 30, 2015 at 2:51 pm

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