March 30, 2015, - 6:20 pm

The Transvestite Terrorists @ Fort Meade & the Usual “Not Terrorism” Refrain; BruceJennerhu Akbar?

By Debbie Schlussel

So, let me get this straight: two men ram Fort Meade, where the National Security Agency (NSA) is located, and IMMEDIATELY the Obama FBI knee jerks us with the usual refrain, “nothing to do with terrorism,” before any investigation’s been done.




And let me get this straight: the two men are dressed as women in their attempt to get into Fort Meade, where the NSA is housed. And, still, even with this additional, strange fact, the FBI insists with the usual Sgt Schultz “I see nothing!” baloney. Even though it’s well known that Muslim men often dress as females in burqas or niqabs in order to evade detection and to commit crimes and robberies.

One of the men has already been identified as Kevin Fleming. No word on whether or not he converted to Islam and now has a different name (he has a long criminal record and could have converted to Islam during one of his prison stints). No word, either, on whether these tranny terrorists were, in fact, wearing burqas or niqabs or whether they shouted, “Bruce Jennerhu Akbar!” upon their attack.

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Oh, wait, am I allowed to make a joke like that. I mean, the “new rules” of speech policing say that even minority Jamie Foxx ain’t allowed to joke about that (wasn’t funny, though), as he’s been roundly excoriated for his “comedy” about Bruce Jenner at the iHeartRadio awards show over the weekend. Too soon?

Anyway, it now turns out the vehicle they used to ram Fort Meade is one they stole from a local hotel. Um, why would two men dress up as women and use a stolen car to try to get into Fort Meade, the seat of the NSA? Not “just ‘cuz.” This was calculated, and was maybe a way to test the system or do a dry run. Something weird was going on here–something that makes the FBI’s immediate disclaimers laughable.

Reader I Am Me:

“Two men dressed as women tried to ram the gate of the National Security Agency headquarters in Fort Meade with an SUV Monday morning. . . . FBI spokeswoman Amy J. Thoreson said the shooting scene is contained and the incident is not believed to be linked to terrorism.”

For what “Non-terrorism-related” reason would two men dress up as women and then ram the gate at the NSA?

Good question. And we may never know the real facts. Sure raises a lot of questions.

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16 Responses

…or whether they shouted, “Bruce Jennerhu Akbar!” upon their attack.


DS_ROCKS! on March 30, 2015 at 7:02 pm

Debbie, your mockery is withering.

skzion on March 30, 2015 at 7:06 pm

NOTHING to do wth terror, indeed. A decent media would burst into laughter.

skzion on March 30, 2015 at 7:07 pm

I am surprised they haven’t blamed it on us right wing extremists yet.

John the infidel on March 30, 2015 at 7:27 pm

When I first heard about this, I immediately thought it was Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi in some kind of a death by cop suicide pact.

E. on March 30, 2015 at 7:48 pm

I suspect that,even if there was an underage obviously intoxicated goat in the back with recent pelvic and anal trauma,that would be omitted from investigative reports as not relevant..

Mike on March 30, 2015 at 7:52 pm

The media can be relied upon to do their new job.

D4ku4N on March 30, 2015 at 8:12 pm

Which is to make sure any connection between Islam and terrorism is downplayed.

D4ku4N on March 30, 2015 at 8:15 pm

Well, they could not have shouted what Debbie suggested, because he hasn’t released his new lady name to the public as far as I know. But what she said WAS hilarious. And of course, it couldn’t be terrorism, because according to the headline at Old Reliable, Not So FOX(y)-News, it was probably just a couple of joyriding, drugged up hooligans.

Please, no comment from members of Irish background, next time I’ll make sure to say it was just a couple of joyriding, drugged up Moskowitz’s. Or Rodriguez’s.

I like what E. and Mike suggested also. Let’s get that in the report.

Oh, and of course, I’m sure the Tea Party angle is going to come up at some point, which John the Infidel sort of alluded to. All good points. That just goes to show how alert the folks on this web site are.

I predict this will be on an episode of Criminal Minds next season.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on March 30, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    Alfredo, not that it adds anything to the discussion but I think Bruce wishes to become Belinda.

    Richard on March 30, 2015 at 10:14 pm

Trannyfit! That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking. Nasty folks, all 5+1 genders of them. Don’t worry, DC goes into spin cycle again. We’re living in the f****** twilight zone.

Not Ovenready on March 30, 2015 at 11:15 pm

“Bruce Jennerhu Akbar!”


Westbloomfield Al on March 31, 2015 at 8:30 am

Foolish Bumbling Incompetents

Mags on March 31, 2015 at 12:48 pm

Darn it Debbie you owe me a keyboard with your Bruce Jennerhu Akbar line. My non Starbucks coffee went everywhere I was laughing so hard. As usual the liberal that run the media and the various federal agencies (in this case the FBI) run out to tell us that “It Ain’t Terrorism!” Yeah it was just them thar racist redneck TEA Party folks perpetrating that thar attack on Fort Meade. Aw shucks and we’re supposed to be that freaking stupid and believe it. Well that may work for the LOFO dodos but for us higher human life forms this doesn’t wash. And its never too late to make fun of idiot liberals like Jenner who want to actually be women instead of just dressing like one. But like Debbie said this was probably another dry run by whomever to test our defenses. I even heard on the local CtheBS channel this morning that the two dopes got lost and took a wrong turn after partying and getting all drugged up. Something is fishy here but you won’t get that from the libmedia.

Ken B on March 31, 2015 at 1:05 pm

It was probably a dry run. Also, jihadis are aware of our changing political sensibilites, so the gender bender outfits were probably no simple kink on their part.

Worry on March 31, 2015 at 7:35 pm

Maybe these were nuns on the run or nuns who missed the bus.

justasking on April 1, 2015 at 12:36 pm

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