April 22, 2015, - 5:38 pm

Meet America’s Most Influential & Dangerous Teen; You Already Know Her Scary Family

By Debbie Schlussel


She’s America’s most influential and dangerous teen, and she’s getting American girls to endanger their health. You already know most of her scary, dysfunctional family. They are emblematic of the fast crash of American values and the ever-escalating elevation of trash, depravity, and all out warped “culture.”

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I’ve been away sick for much of this and last week, though I think I’m finally getting better (thanks to everyone who sent well wishes and messages of concern – I’m lucky and humbled that you care). And while I’ve been sick from the flu/cold, migraine headaches, and nausea (when it rains, it pours!), I’ve had a lot of empty calories TV on. That means celebrity/tabloid shows. All of them are chock full of Kylie Jenner, whose lies about her lip injections have inspired the dangerous “Kylie Jenner Challenge.” What’s that?

Well, since most American girls blindly worship this plastic surgerified teen from the dysfunctional Karadashian-Jenner(ette) family, but can’t afford expensive lip injections themselves, they’ve found an alternative. Girls all across America are sucking the air out of shot glasses and inserting their lips to make the lips look inflated a la Kylie Jenner. The thing is, doing that has resulted in the breaking of capillaries and other vessels. Some girls have had permanent damage. Others look black and blue, like they’ve been punched in the mouth repeatedly. And others doing this Darwin Award worthy “challenge” have found the vacuum they create, has broken the shot glass–into their face. Hello, scars. A number of these girls have been rushed to the hospital. Yeah, that’s sexy.

But girls are doing this because they think it makes them look sexy and desirable sexually to men. They, too, want to have underaged sex with an older, adult rap star and get photographed and ogled for it. The feminists are still fighting off Barbie dolls, while the culture they spawned encourages formerly playing-with-Barbie-girls to damage their own faces to attract sex partners. Yay, feminism! The Kardashians and Jenners–yes, that’s feminism. You’ve come a long way, baby.

And,sadly, the Kardashians and Jenners now comprise the most influential blended “family” (or is that pimp and ho posse?) in America. What they do, goes. What they do is hip. What they are is what far too many American girls badly wanna be. Make a porn tape a la Kim Kardashian and you, too, can become famous. Inject your butt and breasts to inflated levels, a la Kim and Kylie, and you could make millions. That’s the thinking of fame-obsessed kids in America. Instead of wanting to become doctors and cure cancer, they want to become Kardashians and Jenners. I mean, so what if Kylie Jenner as a minor under California law is flaunting her illegal statutory-rape relationship with a rapper? That’s cool in today’s America. Because there are no parents anymore. There are sperm and womb donors and, if you’re “lucky” like the children of Bruce and Kris and the late O.J. lawyer (and some say co-conspirator) Robert, there are “Momagers” and sex change artists.

Yup, I didn’t forget that as Kylie Jenner is inspiring girls to disfigure their faces for “BJ [oral sex] lips” this week, she isn’t the only Jenner to own the week. Well, we know why her “father” Bruce wasn’t much of a parent. All along, he was a “woman inside a man’s body” . . . or something. When Kylie and supermodel it-girl sister Kendall were kids just a few years ago, they were twirling on stripper poles in the Jenner-Kardashian household and everyone thought this was soooooo cute. What kind of a father thinks this is okay? A lowlife father. A piece of trash. Or a wimp with zero balls or testosterone to be a man and a parent. In this case, we now know Bruce Jenner was all three of these things. And while today he was photographed in a dress, on Friday he’ll tell Diane Sawyer all about it in an ABC News two-hour special normally reserved for an actual major news story, not a celebration of American dysmorphic disorder–the deformation and devolution of this country on display. When the husband in a family has had even more plastic surgery than the wax figure otherwise known as Kris Jenner, maybe it’s a hint.

And maybe it’s also a hint that neither parent has much in the way of parenting skills. No, that’s not a maybe. That’s the understatement of the year.

The Kim Kardashians, the Kanye Wests, the Kylie Jenners, the Bruce–or is that, Brooke?–Jenners of the world are, unfortunately, the most influential Americans. And you wonder why this country has sunk so low, why it’s basically, irreparably imploding and self-destructing politically, socially, and in every other way.

I mean, kids making porn tapes to become famous, having sex with lowlife rap stars (a redundant phrase), injecting silicone or whatever foreign poison into their butts, boobs, lips, and everywhere else and then pretending it’s “natural,” and their fathers surgically becoming chicks–what’s not to love? Why not glamorize it?

“Idiocracy” isn’t a movie. It’s America.

Who needs ISIS or Al-Qaeda to destroy this country? We have the Jenners and the Kardashians.


For the record, I really wish girls who did this had permanent black and blue mouths, as a sort of “I Am Stupid” tattoo for the rest of us to see. Sadly, that won’t happen for most, and so the Kylie Jenner challenge doesn’t serve as a form of natural selection. (You know these girls doing this stupid “challenge” aren’t gonna grow up to be the kind of Americans we need more of.)

In any event, the fame and fortune of the Jenners and Kardashians is a national IQ test. America failed. Miserably.

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34 Responses

‘Well, we know why her “father” Bruce wasn’t much of a parent. All along, he was a “woman inside a man’s body” ‘


DS_ROCKS! on April 22, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    No, what’s disgusting is cutting your penis open and turning it into a fake vagina, no matter what a bunch of liberal doctors say.

    Patricia Ribelin on April 22, 2015 at 6:53 pm

Judaism forbids mutilation of the body since the thought is the body as well the soul belongs to G-d.

Nothing wrong with plastic surgery to improve on birth defects – but c’mon now – plastic surgery purely for the sake of vanity?

That’s hideous!

NormanF on April 22, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    Norman, you would be very surprised, if you knew what a minority you are in. I am vehemently opposed to any sort of plastic surgery. I would never date a girl who had fake boobs or surgically altered face. Yet, anytime I mention my views in public, I am roundly criticized. I refuse to go to strip bars. Why would I go? To watch fake boobs parade around?? 99 out of 100 guys don’t care. They’re just as enthralled with fake boobs, as the real deal. Just another example of how moronic men……and women………are.

    Tribuckeye on April 23, 2015 at 2:13 pm

norman- does that include tattoos as well?

kirche on April 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    Tattoos and piercings are a barbaric tribal throwbacks. If anyone thinks they are currently fashionable, so be it. But the first statement still stands.

    JayPee on April 22, 2015 at 9:14 pm

      I check DS every day for real news…
      I don’t always agree with her movie reviews…

      (…sorry, not intending to start a poem here.)

      Anyway, I am reminded of Jimmy Buffett’s take on tattoos:

      “The Indian on her back was poised for an attack
      She said ‘a tattoo is a badge of validation’
      But the truth of the matter is far more revealing
      It’s a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling”


      Nick Fury on April 23, 2015 at 7:46 pm

    Yes, tattoos are specifically included.

    Leviticus 19:28 says: “‘You must not make cuts in your flesh for a dead person, and you must not make tattoo markings on yourselves…”

    People urgently need to know what the Inspired Scriptures, both Hebrew and Christian Greek, say. We were out there this morning, going door to door, trying to tell all who will listen.

    sue on April 23, 2015 at 8:28 am

      sue, you have no conception either of Christianity or of Judaism.

      skzion on April 23, 2015 at 12:59 pm

The GOP is running their mouths again when they need to keep it shut. You all are toast. They can’t keep their mouths shut and its always stupid disrespectful comments. I think to myself, there is no way they are college ivy league grads. No way.

I wondered what happen to Miss Debbie, I thought she forgot about us here. Well I hope you recover soon so you can get back to letting people have it.

Simmer until Black and Burnt on April 22, 2015 at 9:31 pm

Well Debbie, me personally, I happen to be person who’s “pro-choice” per-se (no not abortion, being pro-choice doesn’t conflate to abortion); but when you’re doing such stuff to your own body, you have to know the consequences here and there with regards your health.

In this regard, if this girl who injected her lips with surgery, more likely she knew what she was doing before she did that to herself, and her parents I assume knew what she was doing. I’m not going to do a straw-man fallacy, but in generality, the state shouldn’t attempt to pass legislative laws on our body, authoritarianism is the problem and not the solution!

Sean R. on April 22, 2015 at 10:51 pm

Yes, for this, unlike with the case of Israel, discussed in the prior post, we get accurate news reporting.

Little Al on April 22, 2015 at 11:52 pm

as you are aware,your column is straight from Koheleth, Vanity,vanity,all is Vanity…,it`s hard to belleve thst steatopygia is a desired western look,though..lol

paul klein on April 23, 2015 at 6:50 am

    Paul: for an opposing view–see R Crumb.

    Occam's Tool on April 24, 2015 at 5:28 pm

I think I’m gonna upchuck.

Felipe Zapata on April 23, 2015 at 8:41 am

What is amazing is how a no talent flan parlayed a sex tape into megamillions. Yes modern America has fallen. Decades ago they would have been ridiculed and laughed at. Today they make millions while quality actors can not even get on TV.
A Family famous for being famous. A father who is not a father and a mom who acts like a sister or friend and not a parent. A mother who only sees Ollie signs with no class.

Glen Benjamin on April 23, 2015 at 9:32 am

The “dream” of many young people to be a movie star has been around for a long time.

One of the issues today is that many of the popular movie, and now TV stars are trash. You point this out clearly in your post.

In years gone by many of the movie/TV stars when I was a youth, were WWII vets and/or by and large decent people who thought “concern for others” rather than “concern for myself.”

I know I am generalizing but the matter of trash stars influencing our social mores is very dangerous to our children’s future.

Panhandle on April 23, 2015 at 10:26 am


AntiSemiticIslamists on April 23, 2015 at 12:54 pm

I think the fact that Americans embrace the Kardashian skankerrhea shows how malignantly infected the American experience has become. It used to be that Americans would shun disgraceful trash like this & mock them. DS’ terrific column illustrates how that is long gone. And now Yanks swim in the sewage quite willingly.

And yes, let’s thank the thankless dupe & fraud-con known as feminism. It’s so bloody nice that skanks wanna have lips to service men that don’t care for them or value them. When I was a feminist I mistakenly believed that most women didn’t really care about men but that is sooooo not true. It’s truthful that women DO care about men…but with the filth miasma that is surrounding us today, that biological instinct is sullied because women do NOT have discerning tastes & don’t care if the men love and respect them…they’ll service any no-hoper for less than free! How is that good? Other than for the pervo men!

What a fraud! I enjoy when men can use & discard skanks these days. They are just capitalizing on the inherent dopiness of women. If you’re dumb enough to sell yourself for less than cheap, you should be used and discarded like a soiled kleenex. And don’t blame the men…

I was foolish to think when I was a young feminist the trouble was MEN. The trouble is FEMALES. There would never be skanky porn for pervo men if there weren’t willing females…and there are heaps of those…even after 20+ years when I stupidly thought it would vanish. I must have been huffing some potent feminist crack!

Men are a certain way and women are a certain way. Pretending the biological urges do not exist gets us NO WHERE. It’s incumbent on the FEMALES to comport themselves in a lady-like (and NOT slutty & skanky) manner. The good men will treat you accordingly. But also, a certain percentile of the population are wired for evil so that must be accounted for as well. Not silly feminazi pipe dreams that are unrealistic and don’t exist.

Women make me sick. I see the light now and I am humbled by my past stupidity.

Skunky on April 23, 2015 at 1:10 pm

    Concur, Skunky.

    Debbie, you would endure much less pain when sick and enjoy life more if you avoided cable and downloaded Riff-Trax. I have no financial interest in Riff-Trax, nor do I personally know Kevin, Mike, or Bill.

    For example, in this week’s downloadable movie, you get this:

    ‘“We should rip off Road House and Billy Ray Cyrus should play Dalton!”

    There are two types of people in this world: those who read the above sentence and immediately lapsed into fits of hysterical, table-pounding, pants-wetting laughter. And then the other .00001% of people, who thought “Sounds good to me! Is Michelle Pfeiffer’s sister available to play the love interest?”

    We have that .00001% to thank for “Radical Jack.” Eight long years after “Achy Breaky Heart” came out, and approximately 7 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 34 seconds after the first jukebox playing “Achy Breaky Heart” was smashed with a pool cue, American cinemas got the movie they needed. Except, minor detail, it was actually released direct to video in Russia.

    Which makes a lot of sense once you see Radical Jack. Fans of Road House will recognize the key points: a loner with a mysterious past comes to town and finds employment at a local dive bar. A local arms dealer has grown rich running the town, despite the fact that its population appears to hover around 35 people. Occasionally Billy Ray takes breaks from doing construction to pour water all over himself in slow motion while seductive music plays1. The only thing missing is the Monster Truck. Once you see the budget on this thing, you’ll understand why they had to leave it out.

    And Radical Jack doesn’t just rip off one of our all time favorite RiffTrax titles! Shot in Rutland, VT, it features the very time machine from Time Chasers itself!! (AKA, a crappy, weathered small airplane.) Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Radical Jack. Just don’t tell their lips, their fingertips, or various other body parts.

    1 This never actually happened in the version of Road House that was shown in theaters, but it does in the one that airs on a loop in our hearts.

    Rated R for all the same reasons that Road House was.”

    You suffer through the Kardashians, I get to watch 3 brilliant Conservative comics take apart Miley Cyrus’ equally repugnant Dad. Who has more fun?

    Occam's Tool on April 24, 2015 at 6:03 pm

I personally find this trend disgusting. Not just because it looks ridiculous but also because it’s retarded.
We went from Gen-X to YZ to R for retard.

Mochizuki Koga on April 23, 2015 at 1:19 pm

Oh, I meant to expound on Bruce Jenner.

He & Chaz Bono have something in common…they suffer from supreme & acute mental illness. Gender dysmorphia does exist, but it generally is there @ a very young age. If you’re coming out as a transgender after decades and decades, the trouble is between your ears and not RE: your genitalia.

And while I don’t judge those that do, I don’t personally mock those two mentioned above because I understand how insane they are. Sorry, it’s the truth. I do have an affinity for transgendered but I can also spot when it’s severe mental illness and just mental illness…and it IS all mental illness.

And the distinctions are important but not well known. Transexuals are not transvestites or cross-dressers or drag queens. Those are all separate entities and the distinction is important…if one cares about being correct, that is.

And what does it say about that malignant matriarch Kris Jenner that she would marry such a mentally ill man? She raised her kids to be slutty and vain and superficial. Does anyone think it’s a coincidence the only BOY she gave birth to is struggling mentally now? NO, because it all correlates. The male son can’t adapt and be accepted like the sluts she spawned…and so now he is in a deep depression and existing dysfunctionally. But being pretty and shallow in that family is king so he’ll have to scrape the depths of the dark places he’s @ alone. If you can’t have sex w/it, fix it w/plastic surgery or slap copious amounts of makeup on it, one is NOT gonna get any profound help from that dysfunctional family of pigs and prostitutes!

Skunky on April 23, 2015 at 1:32 pm

    “And what does it say about that malignant matriarch Kris Jenner that she would marry such a mentally ill man? She raised her kids to be slutty and vain and superficial. Does anyone think it’s a coincidence the only BOY she gave birth to is struggling mentally now?”

    Well said, Skunky.

    skzion on April 23, 2015 at 9:07 pm

Here’s what it boils down to, for all these millions of women and girls: You have so little self esteem, so little self respect, that you believe that you have nothing to offer a man, unless you are surgically altered. The real question is, why would you want to have anything to do with a man who believes that?? Why would you lower yourself to be with a man, who you know, is not 100% satisfied………….hell, 100% ecstatic……..with the way you are, naturally????

Tribuckeye on April 23, 2015 at 2:19 pm

America’s kids are insanely stupid. The parents are worse. These people are nothing but luciferian worshippers who do as they are told to lead the rest of society down into the pit. They are owned. Bruce Jenner was probably forced into getting a sex change operation by his handlers to push the gay/tranny issue. This family has been sold to push the luciferian agenda and anybody that does not see this is just plain stupid. Every single person in this country should get down on their knees and pray for forgiveness and stop watching these devil worshiping scum.

MRobs on April 23, 2015 at 2:29 pm

“I am humbled by my past stupidity” and on some days current too!

Sometimes on April 23, 2015 at 3:43 pm

I concur with many of the sentiments posted here (especially Skunky’s thoughts). WHAT exactly have the Kardashian clan ever DONE to be famous ?? They are famous for Kim’s sex tape, their goofy show, tabloid headlines, and showing their massively surgically altered naked bodies all of the time.

Poor girls see massively surgically enhanced women and feel like to be successful and meet a good man they have to do that too. Besides surgery, they don’t realize that those women have professional hair and makeup artists on staff. In addition, everyone feels like they need to perpetually look like their 20 years old forever—look at Demi Moore–it’s sad and she’s 50+ years old trying to look 20.
All of this is giving women a bad self image and leading everyone in our society to be shallow and superficial. It doesn’t matter how nice and good a man is it only matters if he has nice pecs, a nice car, and money. On the other side it doesn’t matter if a women is good and honest and faithful it’s “is she hot”.
It’s really sad and the Kardashian clan just shows how far down the drain our society has gone.

JimmyPx on April 23, 2015 at 3:57 pm

To ‘JimmyPx’s’ first question: It all went back to Bobby Kardashian’s representing O.J. at his murder trial. And it was all downhill from there.

ConcernedPatriot on April 23, 2015 at 6:18 pm

I have learned a couple of things today, for what it is worth. Apparently Bruce Jenner, the unattractive transsexual or whatever it is, somehow is related to the unattractive, grossly large-assed Kim Kardashian, who wears so much make up, that makes me think she is also quite unattractive. What is she trying to hide with all of that make up?

Also, there is another one of these creatures that must have abnormally large lips, and American teenagers are mutilating themselves to also have gross, abnormally large lips.

Then apparently, this Kardashian with the birth defect, the acre sized ass, has a TV show. I would bet that is some high quality entertainment.

It is all quite gross, quite sad really.

Al H. on April 24, 2015 at 2:03 pm

Skunky is, as usual, correct. This is very, very sad.

I have no financial connection to what I am about to say (translate that into proper lawyerese, Debbie, I’m tired and looking forward to Riff-Trax.)

For $9.99 for a full length film or 99 cents for a short film, or for a grand total of about $100.00, you can go to the Riff-Trax.com site and download yourself some awesomely funny riffed bad films: “Plan 9 from Outer Space,” “Night of the Living Dead,” “The Incredible Two Headed Transplant.” (The last starring Bruce Dern as the mad scientist and Kasey Kasem doing a great Ross Hagen imitation as his friend.)

Why spend money on useless cable whn you can get all of the news on your computer, anyway? Download the Riffmeisters, laugh yourself silly, and forget these idiots. When you are sick

I am aware of the Kardashians because one cannot be unaware of the Kardashians. But I do not WATCH the Kardashians. The entire family are vermin.

One final note: if you think “Idiocracy” was dead on, please note that the original novella was by Cyril Myron Kornbluth (C.M. Kornbluth) and was called “The Marching Morons.” It is ten times better and more bitter than the movie. Further, the Twilight Zone classic “The Little Black Bag” starring the great Burgess Meredith was also based on a story (same title in this case) by CM.

Kornbluth was a machine gunner during the Battle of the Bulge, and suffered over exertion and permament heart troubles as a result of that exertion that resulted in heart damage and the malignant hypertension that took his life at age 35, in 1958.

He was also famous for the best satire ever of the American Advertising Agencies with the late Fred Pohl, “The Space Merchants,” and a brilliant analysis of what would happen to the USA in the event of a Soviet takeover, “Not This August.”

He also wrote a brilliant story of the potential drawbacks of space exploration (a reminder that exploration always has its human costs) in “The Altar at Midnight,” and a great alternative history in which the Nazis won WWII (before Phillip K Dick) “Two Dooms.”

A great talent and war hero, taken from us too soon. “The Marching Morons” was also about the decline in concern for human dignity and worth, which we also see in the elevation of the Kardashians, as opposed to focusing on people like Debbie’s fabulous dad, or Norman Borlaug, as examples of proper behavior and moral exemplars.

Occam's Tool on April 24, 2015 at 5:26 pm

Very sorry that you were ill. Wishing you a speedy and complete recovery soon. Thank you for all you do for us.

Aurora on April 24, 2015 at 8:51 pm

I think we should write the FCC with our opinions. I
frankly am frightened by these people. There was a
horrible magazine on the way out of the grocery checkout
counter that was scarey about Jenner. His latest accident
scares me and the constant exploiting of men, the children,
etc. I feel someone is going to get hurt if they haven’t
alreay. I don’t need the added stress of this family and
I am sure everyone doesn’t either. Bottomline they are obscene.

jaqi on April 26, 2015 at 3:05 pm

On the same topic, there’s a feeling that Jolie is raising Shiloh to have the same disorder. In her first publicized pic, Shiloh wore, not a pretty dress, but a plain white tee, with her hair combed back from her forehead like a boy’s. Every pic and interview since then has stressed her “boyishness.” Would not be at all surprised…

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