July 8, 2015, - 5:51 pm

“Urban Model”: Mad I Can’t Have Sex w Muslim Boyfriend Til After Ramadan

By Debbie Schlussel


Blac Chyna: Another Skank Down Wit’ Da Islamic Struggle

It’s still Ramadan, and yet another idiotic woman “dating” (euphemism) a Muslim is all bummed out that she can’t have sex with him. Thank Heavens (not the moongod, allah) for small favors. I’ve already written about these incredibly stupid, skanky celeb women who insist on being sperm receptacles for the jihad–the previous incarnation was Khloe Kartrashian. Now, it’s this piece of garbage, who also has ties to the Kartrashians. Well, sort of:

You may have heard of “Blac Chyna” a/k/a Angela Renee White, a stripper and “urban model” (whatever that means). But probably not. She’s been in the pop culture/tabloid news because she is the babymama to a kid with rapper “Tyga” a/k/a Michael Ray Nguyen Stevenson. Blac Chyna has a running Twitter feud with the Kardashians. You see, while Bruce Jender is too busy playing dress-up and Salon Barbie to be a responsible father, his underaged daughter, Kylie Jenner, is “dating” (euphemism) Tyga. Yeah, I know–I’m disappointed with myself that I know all these details about this American dungheap, too. Blac Chyna is angry about losing the father of her illegit kid to a Kardashian/Jenner. But no worries, as she’s moved on to a Muslim boxer J’Leon. She’s announced that she is bummed that she cannot have sex with him during Ramadan.

So sad, too bad:

Her special ‘friend’ J’Leon Love just won a big boxing match in Las Vegas. But Blac Chyna said she hasn’t been able to give J’Leon Love the proper congratulations due to the boxer’s religion. TMZ captured the 27-year-old model as she was leaving Hollywood’s Ace Of Diamonds strip club on Monday night when she was asked how she rewarded her man’s victory.

‘I’m still waiting,’ said Chyna, who wore a bare-chested crimson dress. ‘So listen, he’s a Muslim,’ she continued, ‘so I’m still waiting.’ Ramadan, the Islamic holy month, requires Muslims to fast during the day and prohibits sexual intercourse.

I hope for America’s and Western civilization’s sake, these two nasty creatures use condoms AND birth control.

Sadly, this isn’t just America’s future. It’s our present. America isn’t going down the drain. We’re already in the sewer.

Remember that mythical, fraudulent “Islamic modesty” that liberals and Jeff Jacoby lectured us about when sexy guards apparently brushed up against terrorists at Gitmo?

Stripper Blac Chyna is Exhibit A. Modesty? Not even close. Stupidity – definitely.

Happy Ramadan, Bitches.

Islamic Modesty . . .


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16 Responses

Blac Chyna’s publicity photo tells you quite a bit about her.

Worry on July 8, 2015 at 6:45 pm

That picture. OMG!

CornCoLeo on July 8, 2015 at 7:10 pm

My only slight antithesis is when you said that Allah is a moongod, it’s been refuted by historicists who’ve hypothesized historical information.

Other than that, I think that this person ought to know the consequences of dating this Muslim dude and what he follows, and how his faith has TOO much influence in his metaphysical worldly, culturally and philosophical views.

Debbie, a good number of Muslims don’t believe in using birth control pills or abortions, which some of them are against women’s reproductive rights, if they’re “infertile”; it can be a beneficiary, but then again, to me in my view, it’s a continuum/middle ground.

Sean R. on July 8, 2015 at 7:11 pm

    Allah is Jallah the old moon god. Muslims and their apologists say that Allah is just the G-d that we Jews worship and cite the similarity of the word Allah to Elohim that Jews use publicly as the name for their G-d; however, Elohim is what Jews say publicly. That is not G-d’s real name. I am reluctant to say G-d’s real name on this board or in front of my baal Teshuva family either.

    Underzog on July 8, 2015 at 7:49 pm

    I see an honor killing in her future. Or at least an honor beating.

    LLB on July 24, 2015 at 10:22 am

Debbie, . . .

WHAT . . .

is that a picture of? The hat looks like something from a show I used to love in the 70’s, The Love Boat. Whatever is underneath the hat is NOT a human being. Please specify the subject of the photograph. I do not believe in “extra terrestrials,” so don’t try that one on me.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 8, 2015 at 9:00 pm

Who cares about this slut anyway!?

Let’s hear your thoughts on Greece or Donald Trump’s mouth.

MuzzCrusher on July 9, 2015 at 12:08 am

    Speaking for myself, I find it quite ironic that Trump would have gone after the current Miss Universe after she complained about his current stance on illegal immigration, whereas five years ago when Shi’ite Muslim Rima Fakih was Miss USA he never called her out on her support of Hezbollah nor did he exert any pressure on her to give up her crown. And that he would be every bit as susceptible to pressure to “go soft” in the “war on terror” as the Saudi-tied Bush family had been, due to his, Trump’s, numerous ties to Sharia-compliant business interests in the Middle East. On that alone, I’d never vote for him. Even if, on the illegal immigration issue, he’s like the proverbial broken clock that tells the correct time once every 12 hours.

    And “Bruce Jender.” Cute. I would have settled for a nomenclature like “RuPaul Jenner” given how much he looks like a drag queen now, but I suppose we can take what we can get.

    ConcernedPatriot on July 9, 2015 at 12:58 pm

She should move to isisland, post haste!

DS_ROCKS! on July 9, 2015 at 2:32 am

As the Doctor of Shariah Islamiyya it is my duty to inform Ms. Chyna that her Muslim boyfriend can in fact engage in adult relations during the month of Ramadan.

According Islamic law the followers of Islam can engage in adult relations between sunset and sunrise. During the daylight hours however it is forbidden to eat, drink, or engage in adult relations.

This analysis has Ijma amongst Islamic scholars.

Salam Alechem Blac Chyna

Dr. ‘S’

Doctor of Shariah on July 9, 2015 at 1:16 pm

Within Islam, sex before marriage is a no-no, so if her boyfriend is really a practicing Muslim, he shouldn’t be having sex with her at all!

DinaK on July 9, 2015 at 1:30 pm

She will soon be cast aside, dumb bitch.

Love the photo of the headbag with the thong peeking out of her jeans – what a paragon of modesty. LOL.

G P on July 9, 2015 at 1:47 pm

Not quite clear how you see this situation, Debs. Tell us how you REALLY feel. . . .

bob b. soxx on July 9, 2015 at 2:01 pm

They just go to Vienna like the Iranian negotiators and have fun there. She may just not recognize that he is having fun with some one better the she could ever be

Steve Ggardality on July 9, 2015 at 3:44 pm

GUH-ROSS!!! I’d rather have sex with Bruce Jenner!

Hopewell on July 9, 2015 at 6:48 pm

Someone tell this rejected plastic surgery debacle that she and her Mooooooooooooooslim stud can engage in “Mut’ah”…and work around his “religious” laws. The Moooooslims must have figured out a laughable excuse to indulge in “haram” activities since Islam is the ultimate trap door of fraud ‘religions’ bar NONE! Islam means ALL the rules must be broken.

If her hypocrite stud BF is Black, please let me know so I can laugh even louder. I love a good Mooooooslim story the more ridiculous it is…and this Halal fool being Black would make me smile more broadly than The Joker on his un-happiest day. I love when a Black, jive-turkey lets his dumb ass be Moooooslim. It just brings the joke ’round full circle.

Tell the skank to go to Egypt. If she wants it so badly she can be gang-raped by heaps of Moooooooslim slimebags, Ramalamadingdong or NOT!

Skunky on July 9, 2015 at 8:52 pm

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