October 20, 2015, - 3:42 pm

WTF?!: ICE Won’t Arrest Child Molester b/c He Failed in Kid Rape Attempt

By Debbie Schlussel



Michigan agents in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) declined to pick up a drunk illegal alien who tried to molest a young girl because the molester failed in his molestation attempt. Attention: illegal aliens, if at first you don’t succeed in molesting girls, you are free to try, try again.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by this because, apparently, ICE agents are too busy in sex swinger parties to bother (I’ll be commenting more on that later).

Get a load of this absurdity, and ask yourself what the heck ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations chief Tom Homan, Obama ICE chief Sarah Saldana, and ICE Deputy Director Daniel Ragsdale (who is really running the show) are actually doing for a living and why they still have jobs and paychecks.

Police who responded to a 9-1-1 call for a possible assault Sunday in downtown Milford found a 13-year-old girl “extremely upset, crying and nearly hyperventilating.” According to a report, the Village of Milford resident told police she was walking south on Main Street, south of Liberty, when a man walking north on the opposite side of the street began yelling at her in Spanish. The girl told officers she didn’t understand much of what the man said, but reported he crossed the street, approached her and said, “Come with me.”

When the girl said “no” and kept walking, the man reportedly pulled five $20 bills from his wallet and attempted to hand her the money, repeating “Come with me” and reaching for her arm. The girl told police she pulled her arm back and ran down Main Street to a friend’s home, turning once to see the man walking in the opposite direction on Liberty. . . . Police identified the man as a 34-year-old Milford resident, who reportedly works at a Milford business, speaks little English and is in the U.S. illegally.

The man, who has no record of criminal history, the report said, was also intoxicated and blew a preliminary breath test of 0.19 percent, more than twice the legal limit for driving in Michigan. Police also noted the man had urinated on himself.

Officers notified U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, who declined to pick up the individual. Since the man never actually touched the girl, police said, he was cited for disorderly person, booked and released.


Other than notifying ICE, said Milford Police Chief Tom Lindberg, a local police department has no greater authority over an illegal alien than it does over an American citizen. “We’re actually obligated to treat them the same as everyone else,” Lindberg said, noting he was “extremely disappointed” ICE did not opt to pick up and deport the man. “We can’t detain them any longer than we could detain anyone else.”

Lindberg he and several members of the department had lengthy discussions about potential charges after the man was arrested, as well as informal conversations with the prosecutor’s office, but ultimately determined legal repercussions for the man were very limited.

Completely ridiculous.

So, let me get this straight: by ICE’s set of rules, you actually have to succeed in your rape, murder, and child molestation attempts to actually be guilty or to be deported. Good to know. Message to all illegal aliens: keep trying to rape those 13-year-olds. Nobody’ll touch ya until you succeed in actually raping one.

ICE has a warped set of morals in which sexual harassment and molestation is okay. Pressuring agents to swing is okay, and trying to sexually molest girls is okay (so long as you don’t succeed), too, at ICE. Got that?

Um, why the heck is there still an ICE . . . other than to perpetuate a multi-zillion dollar boondoggle in which agents’ hands are tied . . . and, in the case of San Diego ICE, may literally be tied up at sex swinging parties?

Just asking.

Reader Eric:

Declined to pick him up?! This is what’s wrong with our country.


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15 Responses

I remember the good old days when “mere presence” [8 USC 1325] was considered a felony. The kids today of ICE are another thing entirely. I have a neighbor who has been an Agent for nearly 10-years, and has never effected an arrest. We have ourselves to blame.

#1 Vato on October 20, 2015 at 4:30 pm

Nobody’ll touch ya until you succeed in actually raping one
I think that’s the lesson of moral relativism. Many Latino immigrunts start their girls on sex barely out of kindergarten (hence those repeated stories of pregnant eight and nine year-olds out of cCentral And SOuth America), so this undocumented guest-man and his reasonable offer of “five twenty dollar bills” was perfectly legitimate. Maybe even generous.

DS_ROCKS! on October 20, 2015 at 4:42 pm

If illegals and their spawn voted Republican Obama would have called out the military to round up every single one of them and have them deported without a trial.

We know why they are here.
To eventually breed a permanent Democrat majority.

Steve G on October 20, 2015 at 4:44 pm

Rather a contrast with the draconian, and semi-totalitarian sexual harassment norms that Obama has bludgeoned the campuses around the country to incorporate.

Little Al on October 20, 2015 at 5:07 pm

Picking up people who have been charged with violent offenses are supposedly one of the few deportation priorities that the Obama Administration has. Obviously, that is not the case. La Raza seems to have a hammerlock on our government. Even would be rapists are acceptable now.

Also, it is very likely that the “Illegal” would have disposed of the evidence, if he had actually succeeded in his rape. How many of his other rapes were actually successful?

Worry on October 20, 2015 at 5:29 pm

Typical typical Maybe when the SAC Dallas reads this she an put in her two cents make sense of all this. Or maybe call EVS Kyle E. Bully Barnette’s fat ass and ask his opinion. This F***ed agency is what they heralded as th next great, biggest and better thing. What a load of crap.

Come on Priceless…bring it bitch.

notanEVSfan on October 21, 2015 at 1:30 am

He’s doing the work that Americans aren’t willing to do. Marco Rubio said so.

Hillel on October 21, 2015 at 8:14 am

ICE is a lost cause, at least under the current administration. However why isn’t he facing local charges?

I_AM_ME on October 21, 2015 at 8:16 am

We have elected the enemy who gas infused the bureaucracy with very many liked minded anti-Americans. Dear leader still has over a year to go! Criminals are being released, the military is being dismantled, economy in the tank, this country no longer produces anything, etc. We’re doomed until a cataclysmic event (natural or man made) wakes the sheeple.

unholyone on October 21, 2015 at 9:27 am

And the moral/ethical decline continues…this agency has been circling the drain for a long time but it’s like that last little floater in the crapper that keeps hanging around. ICE lost what little “direction” it had years ago; cronyism, vengeance, cheating, lying are just a few of the driving forces that are the earmark of this abysmal failure.

While I truly don’t give a blue f**k what happens to ICE and the little spineless dweebs that run it, I still take pleasure in having a continuous laugh-fest reading about their monumental failures. What’s this about the swinger parties? No surprise here as that’s been going on a long time…Caligula is alive and well

IceNoMore on October 21, 2015 at 9:41 am

Why go through the process of legal immigration if ICE treats ILLEGAL invaders no differently than legal citizens? It’s not true that Federal law allows all illegal aliens of all ages to live & work in the USA – it’s that laws aren’t enforced. Why did a marriage-license clerk go to jail for violating law, but no one in government goes to jail for not obeying immigration-enforcement laws?

DinaK on October 21, 2015 at 9:43 am


Always good to see you on here. Much like you I take a daily pill of “I’m glad to be gone from ICE.” And when I think well the old days of watching idiots like EVS and his little buddy priceless make fools of themselves on here and being laughed at by you, me, others like: code7, freefromice, finger eleven, ice sucks etc etc, something like this happens and here we are once again—reaffirmed that we are better off. Haha. ICE–the hits just keep on coming!

notanEVSfan on October 21, 2015 at 11:46 am

notanEVS fan

Good to see you as well my friend. I haven’t posted for quite some time but that’s not to say I haven’t been keeping up on the “Charlie Foxtrot” better know as ICE and its continuous f’ed up follies. None of this shocks me in the least…we all know how it rolls, who the players are, and the nefarious back-room crap that took place, and continues to do so, in the name of “enforcement”. I don’t miss it one bit; these clowns nowadays have no balls or moral compass.

Stay loose and keep your head down!

IceNoMore on October 21, 2015 at 4:22 pm

WTF? Why didn’t the police charge this guy with at least simple assault? WHy is ICE supposed to come to the rescue? Even if ICE responded – with no record, no conviction, no evidence of recent entry, the immigration judge would release him without bond pending his hearing. If some 34 year old cretin accosted my daughter, grabbed her arm and shoved a handful of 20’s at her imploring her to come, I’d find some way for the locals to charge her before I went to ICE. The department want ICE to deport the guy rather than charging him with assault, enticement of a minor, lewd behavior, etc. Hey Chief Lindberg, how’s about doing your f’ing job.

please on October 21, 2015 at 10:35 pm

If Trump is elected and his only accomplishment is building a wall and deporting illegal aliens I will vote for his re-election. I can not tell you how adversely affected we and our children, towns, cities and states are by allowing this togo on.

Larry on October 31, 2015 at 6:40 pm

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