December 18, 2015, - 4:21 pm

WTF?!-Obama ICE Queen: Forget Immigration! Let’s Have a Dog Contest

By Debbie Schlussel





ICE Agents from all over the country have been bombarding my inbox in justifiable anger. They’re mad about an e-mail they’ve received from Sarah R. Saldana, Barack Obama’s incompetent Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chief, announcing the agency’s new goal. Apparently, the illegal alien problem of 20 million-plus illegals in our country has been immediately solved and the new goal is . . .

a Cute Dog Contest.

Ms. Saldana–who is a WNBA/Dinah Shore Classic candidate if I ever saw one–wants everyone in ICE to know that her dogs Mitzi and Daisy are soooooo cute, and she wants her agents (most of whom are paid over $100,000 per year and many around $140K) to show her if their dogs are cuter. Yup, this is the important Homeland Security Mission of the day. Forget illegal aliens, which include Islamic terrorists. Forget Muslims smuggling weapons to ISIS. The important bidniz of da day is cute doggies. BTW, this is the same ICE chief who gave $113 million back to the federal government, saying she didn’t need it, even as her agency deported fewer than .0002% of illegal aliens in America in the last fiscal year, a record low. She sounds like one of those crazy cat-lady hoarders who considers her dogs her “kids.”

Really, you’re deporting only .0002% of the tens of millions of illegal aliens in this country . . . and you’re asking your agents to send in photos of cute dogs for you to judge? Seriously?

Click on photo to view the entire thing (text is below) . . .

From: ICE-Broadcast
Sent: Wednesday, December 16, 2015 4:29 PM
Subject: ICE’s “Top Dog” Pet Photo Contest

A Message from Director Sarah R. Saldaña

To all ICE employees

December 16, 2015

ICE’s “Top Dog” Pet Photo Contest

Did you know pets can help to improve your physical and mental wellbeing? Beyond mere companionship, pets can relieve stress, lower your blood pressure, and increase your level of physical activity. Dogs, specifically, have been used by law enforcement agencies for more than 100 years and continue to be recognized as some of our most valuable partners today.

Think your pet is worthy of the prestigious title of ICE’s “Top Dog”? Think your pet is cuter than my precious pups, Mitzi and Daisy? These are the questions you will decide during the months of December and January. Entry is easy – simply submit a photo of your special pet to Photos will be posted in a gallery on inSight where you can cast your vote for the winner.

So what are you waiting for? Get those photos in now!

Contest Rules and Information:

Submission period: Dec. 16, 2015 – Jan. 16, 2016
Voting period: Jan. 17-31, 2016
Resize photos to 1200 pixels wide by 675 pixels high and save them as JPEGs or select the large image size if emailing from a smart phone. (Photos can be resized for the gallery if too large but cannot be made larger if too small.)
Include name of pet and owner.
One submission per person.
One vote per person.
ICE’s “Top Dog” will be announced and displayed on inSight soon after the voting is closed.

Please direct any questions to Ashley Leagan at (202) 732-5027 or

Sarah R. Saldaña


U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

I encourage all of my readers to enter this contest whether or not they own a dog and whether or not they are an ICE agent or staffer. I don’t actually own one, but I’m considering entering pics of dogs into the contest, such as these:

Dog Name: Mo [Short for Mohammed] BabaGhanouj . . .


Likes: Sarah R. Saldana; Beheading Infidel Dogs Like Mitzi & Daisy; Halal Camel Meat
Dislikes: Jew Bitches, Christian Bitches, Immigration Enforcement (on the rare occasion that it occurs)
Favorite Saying: “Death to America! allahu [FU]BAR!”


Dog Name: Daniel Ragsdog a/k/a Ragsdale, Real Head of ICE


Likes: Sarah R. Saldana b/c She’s a Moron Who Gets All the Criticism for All the Crap I Get to Do Under the Radar; ICE Agents in Jeans, Which I Require If They Work For Me, b/c They Look Good (Bend Over!); Incompentence – The Color Looks Good on Me!
Dislikes: Jew Bitches, Christian Bitches, All Bitches, Immigration Enforcement (I Make Sure It Doesn’t Happen)
Favorite Saying: “The Peter Principle Prevails @ ICE . . . & By the Way, Peter, You Must Wear Jeans to My Office (Bend Over!)”

I also encourage my readers to contact the ICE staffer in charge of the ICEminster Dog Extravaganza, Ashley Leagan, at the contact points listed above, and ask her Why the hell ICE is doing this stupid contest and what at all this does to advance a single mission of ICE, Homeland Security, or America.

One ICE agent to me: “Unbelievable!”

Another: “This is what is important in this agency. This is what your tax dollars are paying for!”

And yet another: “ICE director Saldana’s new great idea.”

Yup. Great idea, indeed. Especially if you have a multi-billion-dollar budget and aren’t using it to enforce immigration laws. You gotta do something.

So, how about a dog contest! That’ll keep America safe. Right?

Incidentally, doesn’t she know her bosses don’t allow dogs? . . .



Actual Homeland Security Recruitment Ad


Dept of Jihadist Security Artwork by Fred Taub of Boycott Watch

*** UPDATE: Reader Jim sends his entry into ICE Director Saldana’s cute dog contest:


27 Responses

I guess my German Shepherd doesn’t qualify.

She’d have Sarah Saldana for dinner.

NormanF on December 18, 2015 at 4:41 pm

Reminds me of those nasty government bureaucrats who have a picture of a ‘smile’ tacked onto their desks.

Little Al on December 18, 2015 at 5:26 pm

This pathetic agency keeps free-falling deeper into the fetid abyss. Yep, that’s what your tax dollars are paying for; my money is her dogs are better looking than she is. They’ve descended from pole smoking little “yes” men dweebs running the outfit to clowns like Saldana. This is Obama’s idea of a more secure nation.

Watch your sixes people……

IceNoMore on December 18, 2015 at 5:44 pm

This country is dead

tommy helms on December 18, 2015 at 6:11 pm

It’s stories like this that remind us that the expression about people having “way too much time on their hands” will almost always be in style. But if they really want to waste taxpayer money and create useless government employees, they should develop an entirely separate government agency to handle such “projects” as the dog photo contest. That agency could implement other such monthly contests covering, cats, hamsters, rabbits, turtles, fish, and so forth. Let’s not let sleeping dogs lie. Or is it lay?

Ralph Adamo on December 18, 2015 at 6:49 pm

“Forget illegal aliens…” Debbie, you should have included the investigation of sham K-1 marriages like Farook’s buddy, Enrique Marquez, (who’s probably related to an illegal alien, if he wasn’t one himself once upon a time).
At least Jeh has everything under control. He’s dusted off Tom Ridge’s alert system to keep us safe.

nadie on December 18, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    It seems that Mzz. Saldana’s ICE is now more interested in K-9s than in fake K-1 visas.

    Of course, the voluntary budget reduction is a well-planned move to enable ICE to say “we don’t have the resources to do X.”

    Guardian Angel on December 19, 2015 at 2:11 pm

The Dogs.

Worry on December 19, 2015 at 12:06 am

Since Ms. Saldana has sponsored this worthwhile project I guess ICE has arrested all illegal aliens, child porn distributors, narcotics traffickers, money launderers and all visa fraud perpetrators.
What a joke and ICE considers itself a Law Enforcement agency?

Now I know why Kelli Burriesci, Deputy Assistant Secretary for Screening Coordination,could not answer Congress’s questions concerning terrorism and the visa waiver program, she was busy submitting photos of her lovely poodle.

Total joke of an Agency. I feel sorry for any 1811 that really cares about Law Enforcement.

MANAGEROFONE on December 19, 2015 at 9:01 am

A Useful Idiot put in charge by a president who wants us dead.

Phil Lipofsky on December 19, 2015 at 10:18 am

~all male dogs entered in the contest, must be neutered.

#1 Vato on December 19, 2015 at 11:02 am

Why do all of Obama’s female department heads always look like ugly men in drag? Ms. Saldana would win the ugliest dog category.

samantha on December 19, 2015 at 11:16 am

    LOL! I guess I wasn’t the only one thinking that, especially the ugliest dog category bit.

    theShadow on December 19, 2015 at 11:23 pm

Makes me almost nostalgic for the days of Bush-era ICE chief, John Morton, a/k/a Moron.

Primetime on December 19, 2015 at 12:39 pm

Incompetent ethnics as heads of federal departments are a feature, not a but, in Obama’s cynical Alice-in-Wonderland propaganda administration.

Think about it – any real criticism, e.g. of ICE’s dismal performance (more exactly, the intentional subversion of the agency’s aims by Ms. Saldana and her white Georgetown handlers) will instinctively be perceived as RAAACIIISSTTT! by the brainwashed 80% of the population.

America is still a very generous country and most Americans believe that everyone should have a fair chance. This is admirable, but Americans’ generosity is being abused by Obama and his girls.

Obama and his backers are working flat-out to take advantage of the generosity of spirit of ordinary Americans to hurt and undermine America as a free and prosperous country. The aim is to establish a totalitarian, murderous (yes) society run by a permanent elite with 98% of the people relegated to the status of a disenfranchised class of cowed, semi-educated serfs.

Guardian Angel on December 19, 2015 at 1:49 pm

“The aim is to establish a totalitarian, murderous (yes) society run by a permanent elite with 98% of the people relegated to the status of a disenfranchised class of cowed, semi-educated serfs.” – Guardian Angel

Yes indeed, totally agreed, a scenario already well under way in “this once great republic.” And a terrifying one. We are going to see the worst time of trouble in the history of the human race, VERY soon.

I have often stated that I disagree strongly with Debbie and others who talk of two or three generations. We don’t have generations, we have years, . . .

a very few. Say goodbye to America. We’re all slaves now. The House capitulation on the budget deal along with the coming gun confiscation will be the sendoff.

America’s casket has been laying on the gangplank for many years, edging ever closer to the edge, when it will finally plunge in to the murky depths below. The final push to accomplish this is already underway. It is being carried out by our own political class, and their minions in the bureaucracy.

Along with public sector unions, what we are talking about is that the destruction of America is actually being carried out by some of our friends, neighbors, and even family members.

Satan will seem to have won for a time. But his end is near, after The Great Tribulation.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on December 19, 2015 at 2:08 pm

Dog number 1 look like he is already afraid. His ears are low and back.

Jim on December 19, 2015 at 4:33 pm

Sorry that I couldn’t reply sooner. You see, I never knew… dogs can relieve stress? Well I’ve spent the whole day going to every shelter in the county and adopting every dog I could get my hands on. I plan to hit the surrounding counties tomorrow. I feel so much better already. I’ve got it all worked out now. A Republican majority congress passes a bill that Democrats would die for… ADOPT A DOG! A terrorist attack 25 miles from my home kills 20 and injures 100… ADOPT TWO DOGS! 3,000 babies a day killed needlessly in our country, don’t worry… ADOPT THREE PUPPIES!!!!! This is the best thing since aspirin!

YCHtT on December 19, 2015 at 10:24 pm

This is what incompetent bosses everywhere concentrate on, insignificant nonsense.

Tommy Thomas on December 20, 2015 at 12:18 am

And this is the agency/debacle/joke/abyss/disaster that EVS and his little buddy Priceless always so vehemently defended. Priceless. How can you defend this with the propaganda machine this time? Maybe EVS could come out of retirement and make things as good as they were before he left. Yea not gonna work haha. Wait he’d probably submit photos of his shit eating dogs! LOL.

And IceNoMore. Always good to see you my friend. B

notanEVSfan on December 20, 2015 at 9:33 am

Hoping to get my 2 entries in before the deadline:

Note: one’s a .gif and has several screens

YCHtT on December 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

Ms Saldana must not have a passport. The US gov’t specifies that applicants omit the tilde when spelling ñ .—name-containing-alphabet-characters-that-are-not-in-the-american-english

m on December 21, 2015 at 10:10 pm

Well now we know that the immigration is definitely antimusloid when they are promoting dogs. What are the musloid infiltrators going to do when they cannot participate?
I would say contact cair and sue. If I could participate I would send a picture of The mo cartoon which depicted a dog.
Go get them momo.

Mybad on December 23, 2015 at 3:26 pm

And so it goes; ICE continues to flounder, it has been a disaster since its inception and a major problem is that it has acquired the dysfunctional Immigration agency that was on the brink of being “reformed” back in 2000. The promotion of incompetent Clowns knows no ethnic or racial bounds; it is in fact non-discriminatory across U.S. agencies. Remember the old immigration agency used to promote secretaries and administrative aids to the position of 1811 Special Agent/Criminal Investigator with the stroke of a pen. Many didn’t have any law enforcement experience, nor did they attend a law enforcement training academy. But they were good at things like playing softball, planning office parties, investigating and snitching on other agents. Never mind they never conducted a criminal investigation of a criminal, at least not one of any worth. They also excelled at embellishing their experience to the unwitting, such as other agents, claiming all sorts of experience in the investigation realm. Truth is that 99% couldn’t investigate their way out of a paper bag. Their work consisted of assisting other agencies, such as the DEA or FBI, and usually in a gofer capacity, putting detainers on illegal aliens. Now a whole bunch of these Clowns have scammed promotions, some to top level, decision making positions, where they continue to embellish their way through their careers. There are no law enforcement professionals leading DHS/ICE at this time, that is why it has morphed into a ridiculous Clown agency, worse than the Keystone Kops, a “law enforcement” agency that no criminal needs to fear because there are Clowns leading it.

MF Jones on December 29, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    Ah another bitter Legacy Customs agent. Customs was no better . They promoted agents to GS-13 using the dialing for dollars promotion system. As I recall the initial top level managers were legacy customs. They had their shot and screwed up the agency too. I knew legacy customs Agents that couldn’t get a criminal conviction even with a confession. Now some of those agents are part of upper management bith at HQ and in the field. So lets not go there. All ICE did was promote the incompetant from both legacy agencies and now they are making policy, using the good old boy or girl promotion system and drivung moral into the ground.

    Retired ICEMAN on January 11, 2016 at 11:57 pm

look at ICE’s attrition rate in the last couple of years. Agents eligible to retire are leaving way before their mandatory age of 57. Why ? Because enough is enough. Also look at the annual job satisfaction surveys. Every year ICE is closer to the bottom of the list. I wonder why? Top managers at HQ and in the field office have lowered moral. Hell half of the field managers were crappy agents who went to HQ for the promotions, wrote bad policies, then were given upper management positions in the field. Then when they got to their respective offices they ran moral into the ground with their I am better then you attitudes. Thank god I bailed when I was eligible.

Retired ICEMAN on January 11, 2016 at 11:42 pm

“Near bottom”…ha ha ha. Try….”at bottom”. I think every year we redefine what “bottom” means. Morale (spelled with a silent “e”)…giant joke. Much discussed and little done. Career progression? Zero. Career paths/specialization? Zero. Clear/Fair goals and requirements? Zero. Training? That’s considered a reward. Or could be punishment if you don’t want to go. This is straight out of “The Wire”. “Tell us where you want to go McNulty, to make sure you land on your feet.” McNulty: “I don’t like boats.” He got boats. Nope. We focus on making sure our vehicle reports are correctly completed. Probably spend more time on the reports than we do actually using the vehicles for work. And of course…voting for the cutest dog. I feel sorry for the new people coming on board. If it wasn’t such a pain to get hired, I would tell them to run.

The Dude on January 23, 2016 at 2:53 pm

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