December 31, 2015, - 3:58 am

Andrea Constand: Bill Cosby Accuser Looks Exactly Like Howard Stern

By Debbie Schlussel


I have a lot more to say about the whole Bill Cosby thing, but for now, I can’t let the day go by without pointing to a very eerie similarity between the Cosby accuser involved in today’s criminal charges and Howard Stern. Look at the photos, below.


My friend, radio talk show host Brett Winterble, and I were talking on the phone today and he asked me if I’d seen pictures of the Cosby accuser and apparent rape victim, Andrea Constand. I hadn’t seen them, and he pointed out that Constand looks like a cross between Howard Stern and Lou Reed.

But I gotta say I slightly disagree. Constand looks exactly like Stern. When I saw this pic of her, I thought it was Howard Stern walking his dogs in Central Park. But it’s Stern lookalike Constand walking her dogs in Toronto.

Constand is openly lesbian (yeah, I know, a women’s basketball player a lesbian?–I don’t believe it!), so it’s kinda doubtful that she ever wanted sex with the voice of Fat Albert. Remember, we’ve never seen her and Howard Stern in the same place at the same time. Maybe Howard Stern is actually a lesbian in a man’s body.

Exit question: when 78-year-old Bill Cosby goes to prison for rape, who gets his world’s largest Coogi sweater collection?

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11 Responses

Debbie, that’s tacky. If she looked like Hitler, may his name be erased, it would make no difference in the truth or falsity of her accusations.

MRS: Who said it made a difference? You really need to get a sense-of-humor transplant fast. Please lighten up. DS

Miranda Rose Smith on December 31, 2015 at 4:02 am

Apparently,.Bill Cosby would chase just about anything.

Worry on December 31, 2015 at 4:50 am

Bill Cosby is a serial rapist and that is a very,very bad thing.

I am shocked that women are not outraged. What are women telling us? That these women had it coming? That they deserved to be drugged and raped? Honestly, this is sickening. I know I know…they put themselves in compromising positions. Exactly how does that justify rape?

BG: I believe exactly as you do that he’s a serial rapist and the drugging part is just disgusting. Nobody here is justifying it. I was never one of the conservatives who cheered him on for years because he told off young Black boys but couldn’t keep his pants zipped, himself. I think the fact that this woman is a lesbian shows she was not interested in having sex with Bill Cosby. DS

bobguzzardi on December 31, 2015 at 9:34 am

Hey, Hey, Hey, I’m Fat Rapist. Here have a drink on me. Seriously I liked Bill Cosby going all the way back to his I Spy day with the late great Robert Culp and who didn’t like the Cosby Show. That being said old Cos went through this over ten years ago and now the glory hound Gloria Allred is involved. It’s just not looking good for him with dozen of women wanting his head on a platter. With this latest looker I guess Cosby was like that other Bill that we are so fond off(sarcasm off) in that anything and anyone goes as far as his odious behavior. He’s either going to go down hard or come out of the pocket with more green. Either way he’s screwed.

Ken B on December 31, 2015 at 12:03 pm

I guess that means that if Cosby manages to stay out of jail, Howard Stern had better be on guard.

Little Al on December 31, 2015 at 4:58 pm

either Howard Stern is real pertty…..or she is dog ugly

harv on January 2, 2016 at 1:54 pm

Wrong, Deb. That IS Howard!

DDBNB: Nope, that’s Andrea Constand in a Toronto park. DS

Deaf, dumb, but not blind on January 4, 2016 at 5:10 pm

She sure looks like the seahag!

Ella -Max on June 7, 2017 at 5:58 am

OMG, Howard Stern, that is TOO FUNNY!!! When my husband first saw her on TV, he said “Is that Keith Richards?” I think she should have borrowed a flat iron before the trial began.

Jane Smith on June 13, 2017 at 12:29 am

She looks more like Howard Stern than Howard Stern does.

Bobby on June 16, 2017 at 3:49 pm

I thought she looked like Lyle Lovett.. but, yeah, I see Howard Stern, too.

Judy on June 18, 2017 at 8:06 am

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