U.S. Catches a Big One: Iranian Who Bought US-Made Rolls Royce Engines for Iran Nukes Nabbed; Why Was He Here?

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Pets, The New People, Alert: In Response to Bad Economy, Meat Industry Seeks to “Humanize” Dogfood; “Deli Food” for Spot

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Happy St. Pat’s Day, But It’s Not Why I Was Away

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Dumb Deviance: Quilting World Embraces Porno-Quilts; Shock for Shock’s Sake is Stupid

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Cool-Looking Movie I Was Supposed to Screen This Morning

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Extremist Makeover: “Terrorist-Beard-B-Gone” Arrives Just in Time for Smiling Terrorist Megahed Trial

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So Sad, Too Bad: American Anti-Israel Protester Meets Natural Selection

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HOprah Watch: Talk Show’s Male Stripper Compares Madoff to Bin Laden, “Worse Than” 9/11; Oprah Agrees

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Pimp My Swing Set: Press Lied about Cost of Obama Swing Set; Obamas Got Sweetheart Deal

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Hezbollahstan, USA: Dearbornistan Cop Laundered Bribes From Hezbollah Financier? Cheated on Taxes/Was City’s Terrorism Cop; Dearbornistan Cop Takes Muslim Bribes to Fix Tix

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